The Dark Knight Rises 1,000 Things Learned: The Batman Begins Franchise

[Riven]

455. Rachel has a little fight in her.
456. The Joker likes that.
457. Batman has more than a little fight in him.
458. The Joker's gonna love that!

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

459. Everything seems clear(Jokers threat)...but theres alot of windows up there!

 

[Live-ActionMan]

500. The Joker (Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain) likes people with a little fighter in them.

501. Bruce Wayne aka "The Batman" (Christian Bale, 3:10 to Yuma) saw what he had to become to stop men really dangerous like The Joker.

502. The Joker believes that madness is just like gravity, but all it just needs is a little push.

503. The Joker had a wife as beautiful as Rachel Dawes (Maggie Gyllenhaal, Stranger Than Fiction), who tells him to smile more because he used to worry so much.

504. The Joker's wife used to gamble, and got down deep with the sharks. They carve her beautiful face. Without having money for surgery, she couldn't take it. Because of this, The Joker wanted to tell her that he still loves her even with the scars. So he put a razor in his mouth and put some scars on his face, she didn't stand to look at him and left him.

505. The Joker likes his job. He likes it.

506. Because Gotham City needs a better class of criminal, The Joker is going to give it them.

507. It not about what Harvey Dent aka Two-Face (Aaron Eckhart/Meet Bill) wants, it's about whats fair!

508. The real Batman is not wearing hockey pads.

509. Harvey Dent doesn't rely on chance, he makes his own luck.

510. If you are good at something, you should never ever do it for free, as said by The Joker.

 

[TimidationGame]

511 - If you rebuild a mansion with secret caves at the foundation, it's ok to hire it out, contractors won't tell.

512 - Apparently Alfred is not associated with Arbor Day.

513 - Apparently the Feds are not concerned when the same city is almost destroyed twice by terrorists.

514 - The military does not watch TV to see the prototype river jumper and make the connection.

515 - Memory cloth is also flame proof!

516 - Breaking windows and ziplinning to banks is not noticed during daylight hours in Gotham.

517 - Pulling a school bus in to a line of other busses from a crashed building does not get attention from other bus drivers...especially banks.

 

[TimidationGame]

518 - Spawn is no match for the Joker

519 - older guys reminds Joker of his father.

520 - Alfred is always involved in things getting burned, forrests, hospitals, mansions, BATMAN...now we know why he hopes people are not part of the fire brigade.

 

[In a Pickle]

This thread is stupid.

 

[Arsh]

521 - A coin is always fair. Unless it's two-headed. Dent, you cheater.

 

[Audioslave]

522 - Bruce Wayne is a little man, and he is in hell.

 

[Arsh]

523 - Bruce Wayne really likes the Russian ballet.

 

[Riven]

Seems we skipped over a couple of numbers there... (460-499)

anyway,

484. Batman makes the front pages regularly.
485. Bruce Wayne usually gets pushed back to page 8.
486. Unless he absconds with the entire Russian ballet...
487. Bruce Wayne is sorry to dissapoint.
488. Batman didn't want to stop the train.
489. Bats are nocturnal.
490. Even for billionaire playboys, three o'clock is pushing it.

 

[Web-Head408]

524. It's a black...TANK.

 

[Riven]

492. Bruce is not learning Polo.
493. Alfred is not learning Russian.
494. Bruce is not a dog person.
495. Never trust stuffed toys in Gotham.

 

[TimidationGame]

496 - Hallucinogens, are stored down rabbit holes, and the white knight didn't talk backwards.

 

[Two-Face]

497 - It was a big dog

498 - You want a opinion, you need to lighten up.

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

499. Bruce loves boat trips with Ballet dancers

 

[ThePoisonPuppet]

500. Gotham has its own license plates.

 

[TimidationGame]

Well now there are two 500's, guess that takes care of at least one duplicate of the many in here.

524 - Joker works for Gotham police in the evidence area.
(if you look close at the bag with the Joker card in it that Gordon shows Batman, it says "received by: J. Kerr")

 

[Riven]

502. Sonar comes from submarines.
503. And possibly bats, too.
504. Murcielago (as in Lamborghini Murcielago) means 'bat' in Spanish

 

[Riven]

505. There's nothing wise about what Flass does.
506. Bruce Wayne's prime investment seems to be hotels and restaurants.
507. Bruce might have Alfred followed if he ever took a day off.

 

[Web-Head408]

508: It should do fine against cats.

 

[Riven]

509. Bruce just wanted to catch the light.
510. Bruce doesn't watch a lot of television.
511. But when he's on television, he thinks it's damn good...

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

512. Batman likes the Tramps coat, he may want it back at a later date.

513. Falcone would like it to be known 'you can't touch me in here' but outside for $10, he'll do pretty much anything.

514. The Joker can do magic tricks, and as cool as it was David Copperfield is not worried.

515. The Joker would like to drive now.

 

[Conebone69]

516: Rachel is ugly

 

[Web-Head408]

517: The Joker loves his job.