The Dark Knight Rises 1,000 Things Learned: The Batman Begins Franchise

[spideymouse]

87. Gotham's time has come. Like Constantinople or Rrrrrrrrrome before it, the city has become a breeding ground for suffering and eeeenjustice... Gotham... must be... destro-o-oyed.

 

[AstroZombie]

88. Alfred gives a damn because a good man made him responsible for what was most precious to him in the whole world.

89. Flass is interested to know if you'd like to see some excessive force.

 

[spideymouse]

90. The Tumbler is not a compact car.
91. Batman looks like a man who takes himself too seriously.
92. Bruce Wayne has been hanging out in the wrong clubs.
93. The best you can do for a birthday present for your childhood sweetheart when you're the assistant D.A. is an arrowhead.
94. Batman can barely stand up after a whiff of fear toxin, but Rachel Dawes can somehow withstand a concentrated dose over a long period of time during which she waits for Batman to dispatch Crane and his thugs, escapes Arkham with Gordon in a loud, creepy cloud of bats, and rides shotgun next to a scary dude dressed as a bat in a very aggressive vehicle that runs over police cars, flies on rooftops, and engages in a high-speed freeway chase before she passes out.

 

[AroundtheFur]

I just had to get in on this:

95. Carmine Falcone gets insulted if you do not have a gun on you when you pay him a visit.

96. You always fear what you don’t understand.

97. Bruce Wayne has a nice coat (according to a bum).

98. Bruce Wayne would have to go a thousand miles for anybody not to now his name. So geographically it is safe to assume that Asia is a thousand miles away from Gotham City.

 

[returntovoid]

99. Henry Ducard thinks compassion is Bruce Wayne's weakness.
100. Batman's Kevlar Batsuit is bullet proof.
101. William Earle doesn't get the memo.
102. Bruce Wayne blames himself for his parents murder.
103. Bruce Wayne plans on killing Joe Chill with a pistol.
104. Death does not wait for you to be ready! Death is not considerate, or fair! And make no mistake: here, you face Death
105. Ra's Al Ghul thinks Batman is just an ordinary man in a cape! That's why he cant fight injustice.

 

[R_Hythlodeus]

106. Bruce knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight.
107. The Joker kills the bus driver.
108. Harvey Dent has no idea how many psychotic ex boyfriends Rachel had.

 

[Riven]

109. It's not what you doooooooooo, it's how you pronounce it that defines who you are.
110. It's a funny world we live in.
111. There is no point in doing a lot of pushups if you can't even lift a bloody log.
112. Caverns come in handy when transporting freed slaves to the north.
113. You can threaten an experienced policeman with a stapler.
114. Swearing to God won't cut it with Batman.
115. Alfred knows only one joke, but it's enough to keep a crowd entertained for hours.
116. Lucius Fox doesn't like to be thought of as an idiot.
117. Alfred still keeps the condensed milk on the top shelf.
118. Commissioner Loeb wants the goddamn salvation army off the streets.

 

[NoirMan82]

119. You didn't get the memo.
120. We fall so that our dads can make hollow speeches.
121. Finder's Keeper's.
122. Ninjas don't store explosives properly.
123. Joker will settle for loved ones.
124. It's all gonna BLOW!

 

[El Payaso]

120. We fall so that our dads can make hollow speeches.

LOOOOOOOOOL. I'm stealing this from you man. I'll give you credit though. t:

 

[Goddamn_Batman]

125. Bats are nocturnal.
126. Sleeping in until 3 pm is "pushing it," even for billionaire playboys.
127. Gordon needs a cup of coffee whenever he plays games.
128. The Joker doesn't eat shrimp off of shrimp skewers, just the little veggies on the top.
129. The Joker hates his father, and acts violently towards people who remind him of his father.
130. If you meet a child whose friends don't believe you exist, give him an expensive piece of military equipment.
131. Guys who dress up like bats clearly have issues.
132. Katie Holmes doesn't wear a bra.
133. Weaponized hallucinogen abuse is on the rise among Gotham socialites in bars and clubs.
134. While he goes to take a leak, a bartender will entrust the safety of his bar to a drunk, lazy, off-duty cop who would rather drink than help his city during a state of emergency.

 

[El Payaso]

129. Luicius Fox just wants you to know how hard it was.

 

[dlvillarreal]

130. Bruce Wayne doesn't know what it means to have his blood analyzed while isolating the receptor compounds and the protein-based catalyst.

 

[Riven]

137. The Joker is a guy of simple tastes.
138. The Joker enjoys dynamite, gunpowder and gasoline.
139. The Joker likes women to have a little fight in them.

 

[dlvillarreal]

140. There is nothing wise in what Flass does.

 

[dlvillarreal]

141. There is nothing "convenient" about Falcone's symptoms.

 

[Riven]

142. Bruce is taller than he looks in the tabloids.
143. Jim Gordon has been wrong before.
144. Batman rattles cages.
145. All creatures feel fear, especially the scary ones.
146. A guy who dresses up like a bat, clearly has issues.

 

[Jick]

147. Bruce seeks means...to fight injustice.

 

[Symbiotic]

21. Freeway chases are damn good television.

Bwahahahahahahaha.

 

[Riven]

148. There's a thing about being a Wayne, that you're never short of a few freeloaders to fill up your mansion with.
149. If you call Wayne Enterprises and nobody's answering the phone, you will call back.
150. Nobody tried to market memory cloth to the billionaire, spelunking, base-jumping crowd.

 

[dlvillarreal]

151. Dr. Crane does what he does because he respects the mind's power over the body.

 

[dlvillarreal]

152. When a prowler comes around anyone who is anyone would call the police.

 

[dlvillarreal]

153. Batman has atleast 9,999 spare cowls.

 

[Riven]

154. Someone like Bruce Wayne drives sports cars, dates movie stars and buys things that are not for sale.
155. There's some contention as to whether Bruce took on six or seven criminals at once.
156. A vigilante is a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification.

 

[highvoltage988]

157. The word is panic. Please spread it.

 

[Riven]

158. As Gotham's favored son Bruce is ideally placed to strike at the heart of criminality.
159. Bruce has never tasted desperate.
160. When wielding a golf club, Alfred hits first and asks questions later.