101 Things To Do At Wal-Mart

[C.F. Kane]

Where's 23?

EDIT: Oh..., nvm

 

[Kyalesyin]

17. Spray paint 'no left turn' on the floor at the end of every isle

 

[Gotendbz-2]

16. Pee on all of the pants.

 

[enterthemadness]

16. Pee on all of the pants.

That's ****ed up there, Go dude.

 

[WorthyStevens]

15. Automatically volunteer anyone within a 5 mile radius of where you're standing into a bloody game of dodgeball in between aisles.

Children and babies not excluded.

 

[Halcohol]

15a. If you are unable to instigate a game of dodgeball, grab a football and designate everyone as a reciever.

 

[Honey Vibe]

14. Super-glue down annoying "ring-for-service" bells to every counter, every register. Run away.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Go up to some random person in the snack bar and say "Funny, I've never seen garbage eat garbage before."

 

[Gotendbz-2]

12. Put super glue on all of the phones.

 

[Hotwire]

30. Bring a micro phone and sing really bad for hours.

This can also be done using the karaoke machine that is on display.

 

[Hotwire]

11. Super-glue quarters to the floor in the arcade section.
10. Go up to the kids playing the demo video games and demand they pay you a quarter per play.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

9. Dye all of the Mens underwear pink.

 

[Hotwire]

9. Tell the stupid person with 50+ items in the 20 or less lane to get the F*** OUT OF THE WAY!
8. Offer low cost training classes on the self check-out machines to those who always seems to need help. Should be easy money until management catches on.

 

[Halcohol]

7. Put a CD in your pocket and walk through the electronic sensors. Repeatedly.

 

[PyroChamber]

6. Try to buy a gun while talking in a southern accent and say "git-r-done" after ever sentence.

5. Find a low price sticker, if they have any, and carefully stick on a girl's ass while she's not looking.

 

[Strange]

4. empty a giant box of cat litter on the floor and take a dump in it.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

3. Put a fat guy in the freezer with all the frozen pizza, with a supply of candy.

 

[Strange]

2. fill condems up with liquid soap and put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.

 

[PyroChamber]

1. Walk out and go someplace else.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

The last few sucked. Including mine.

 

[Halcohol]

1. Walk out and go someplace else.

I don't think there could've been a better #1.

 

[Gus Gorman]

Go up to some random person in the snack bar and say "Funny, I've never seen garbage eat garbage before."

Best one ever

 

[Immortalfire]

1. Walk out and go someplace else.

None other could be #1

9. Tell the stupid person with 50+ items in the 20 or less lane to get the F*** OUT OF THE WAY!

Ahahaha, yes!

 

[Roughneck]

#0 - Get three Rolls of Quarters and a Plastic Bag, sit in between the doors for ever buying Super Bouncy Balls, wait for someone to look at you and ask if they want a ball out of your sack

 

[Ash J. Williams]

#1, I guess: Go to the oral hygine area, open a tooth paste tube, a toothbrush package, brush your teeth in the store and ask someone, "What do you think of my brushing skills?"