15 Minutes 15 Minutes: knowsbleed

[knowsbleed]

zomg… Phil the Badger from another planet asks:

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

I would dedicate my life to being a professional sleeper. I’m sure that I am one of the best sleepers on the planet. I lay my head on a pillow and I can outsleep the best of the best of the best. My work ethic would be unchallenged.

What is your greatest regret?

Most people answer this question saying they live without regret. I am too human to answer this like that so I’ll answer it truthfully. I regret not having the courage to… oh ****… I don’t even have the courage to answer this question.

What is your greatest achievement?

I’ve spawned… I’ve created life that is greater than I am. The life that I have created will be better than me in every single aspect of life and I am very much looking forward to seeing that life achieve that.

What is your favorite movie?

Now this is truly a difficult question as there are sooo many movies in sooo many genres that I like… it is difficult to choose just one. Let’s say Goodfellas… so that I can move onto the next question with vigor.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?

Jimmy Conway - knowsbleed
Henry Hill - Bamfer
Tommy DeVito - Eggyman
Karen Hill - Logan’s Runt
Paul Cicero - Hmm… this is hard as it requires someone who doesn’t talk that much. I’ll say Wilhelm since he cannot speak on the Hype anymore

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

I’d provide everyone with free nude pics of the sexiest Hype female… [blackout]Erzengel[/blackout]

What are the three things you would never do?

I would never say never, because damn isn’t that a cool saying?
I will never eat the soul of an innocent… because that is rude.
I will never answer a question like this seriously, because who knows what I would or would not do in any event, until I am in that situation?

What brought you to the Hype?

I first joined after I read the script for the first X-Men movie… I was appalled! Magneto reducing himself to rely on a machine to make everyone mutants. I had to voice my opinion. Then I forgot about it. I came back when my brother (dorkyfresh) had me entering the monthly art contests in the fan art section… I was instantly labeled an ******* by Jack Rabbit and given a warning by Excelsior.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

I don’t think that people hate me enough to consider me their nemesis… so I’ll return the favor and say I don’t have any either. It is just a message board in the end, why should there be a level of drama on here to require us to have nemeses?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

Will Smith – I’ve admired this guy since I first heard “Parents Just Don’t Understand”
My Grandfather – I’ve never met the man though I’ve heard great things about him and I want to meet the person I’m always being compared to
Optimus Prime – He’s a fictional robot… I still want to meet him… I :heart: him

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

I would waste this opportunity by going back in time and stopping my mother from throwing away all of my Transformers. I know I could probably do the right thing/civic duty and stop an assassination or prevent some bomb from going off somewhere… but I’m selfish and I don’t care. So nyah!

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

My soul. Oh wait, does that thing even exist? Whatever, I own it… it’s of value to me.

When would you like to retire?

If I could retire RIGHT NOW!... I would. Like I said, I love sleeping.

What would you like to do when retired?

Absolutely nothing. When I watched Office Space and I saw the main character do absolutely nothing, I said to myself, “THAT is exactly what I want to do with my life”.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

I would love to take golfing, but I do not have the time nor do I have the balls to sit there and make a fool by teaching myself how to golf. I’ll have to wait for some poor, willing sap to “teach” me how to whack a ball back and forth across some lush green grass… any takers?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

My worst habit is my constant worrying… about EVERYTHING. I swear I’m going to give myself an ulcer someday from all the needless worrying, preparation, just-in-case-ing that I do on a day to day basis just to make sure nothing bad happens in my life. I know I should have learned by now that bad things happen regardless… but I can’t help it. It’s become a hobby.

My best habit? I make sure that she gets hers before I get mine?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

There was this unfortunate female who was sexually abused to the point where every single sexual encounter she had after that was a nightmare relived… but I didn’t know this going in. Soo… I went in, and thus thrust myself into her nightmare… it was nightmarish. I won’t relay the details, they were horrible.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

4? I hate you Phil.

Describe your dream house.

Ahh… my dream house. My dream house would be paid for. The end.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Stop… talking… to… me… I… do… not… like… you.

Great advice if you ask me.

What is your favorite word?

Monkey. I love/hate that word. I can’t stop saying it. It’s sad.

What is your least favorite word?

I loathe the word… “finna”. What kind of garbage word is that? Even the origin of “finna” (fixing to) is a horrible phrase… when people say it, I want to punch babies.

What turns you on?

I love smart women. Women who know how to dish out a joke as well as take one. Sense of humor is a must, pretty face is a plus, nice legs are a bonus.

What turns you off?

Bad hygiene and a horrible attitude. I am a nice person, if the niceness is not reciprocated then I send them on their way and tell them g’luck dealing with the ******* they probably will wind up with.

What sound do you love?

I love the sound of rainfall. It’s orgasmic.

What sound do you hate?

I hate the sound of people hacking phlegm… it is the most disgusting, annoying sound in the entire world and that makes me want to punch babies as well.

Why should I hire you?

Because you love me Phil, duh!

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm finna ask knowsbleed some more questions

 

[knowsbleed]

Badger is Phil is asking me more questions

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

I would love to be severely sick for a week. Human suffering an experience that everyone should try at least once in their lives… I’m sure it would be… well… an experience.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

I’ve been bitten by a dog and I can’t say that I enjoyed the feeling too much. It is a great stimulant though, if you’re into that stuff then I suggest it.

I’ll take being famous/infamous. I can live with that and I really don’t want to get bitten by a dog again. Even if it does mean that I’d have to bang Katie Holmes. Aww… poor me.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

I’ll take the heroin, I’ve heard some interesting stories about heroin addicts and this is all make believe anyway, so why not try something new. I can answer this and know that there are going to be zero repercussions from saying what I say, so bring on the heroin fool!

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

I love spam in a can. I love it wherever I am. I can eat some spam at a desk. I can eat some spam while I’m at rest. I love eating spam all by myself. I love eating spam whilst making a note to self. I can eat it eat it anywhere, but in all honesty, what the hell do you care?

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

I would go all out of my way just to insult an albino midget. What honestly can an albino midget do to me? I mean, they could probably follow me home afterwards and murder me in my sleep if they were really ambitious… but I doubt it.

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.

I don’t think a dream crushing weasel would bother with me honestly. There are people out there with bigger, more joyous dreams that I’m sure a dream crushing weasel would just relish to crush… I’ll point him in the right direction… to jag.

Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

I’d soooo get down with Colonel Sanders. I don’t care if my bum would be sore the next morning, I’d be able to honestly tell people that I ate chicken, drank liquor and then was ass invaded by Colonel Sanders.

If he didn’t want to ass invade me, that would be cool too.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Oh, I’d definitely kill him… but only because you asked me too. I’m nice like that.

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

I couldn’t kill a poor harmless turtle. Define good friend here. Let’s say I have some good e-friends. I’ll sacrifice one of them to scientology, how’s that? Sorry Bamfer.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

I demand to know who you’ve been talking to!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

This is a disgusting question. I’ll take the papercut and anybody choosing otherwise… ****ing ew. Though I don’t doubt that there are people out there who are willing to eat placentas. For all I know it could be a delicacy in certain parts of the… uh… south.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

I’ll take infertile for the rest of my life for free! Trebek.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

I’d love to dissect a human corpse. What a great experience that would be… and I would totally not get turned on.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

I will take the animal biting my nipple. These questions are giving me a headache just thinking about them. They are frustratingly morbid. Ugh!

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

I’m scared of animals, so I’ll take the fireworks accident as long as I’m knocked unconscious afterwards.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

I’ll take the cereal AND the jetski. Now gimme! You damn hoarder… give up the goods.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

I’d love to skip a year of my life… that would be great. As long as I don’t suffer repercussions like Adam Sandler in “Click” then I’m all for skipping a year. You don’t scare me with your little terms and whatnot, get off my dilz.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

I don’t like this question. I’d like to give up eating. If there were one human condition that I could give up, I would like to stop having to eat to survive. It is such a pain in the ass, literally sometimes. So that’s my answer to your question that you never asked.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Is it true your wife is an evil entity/spirit that lives in your extra-bedroom? You guys don't even sleep in the same bed?

 

[Sam Fisher]

Tell me, what does God need with a starship?

 

[Badger]

Knows, on a scale of one to ten, how much to I love you right now?

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For Bamf's Eyes only..

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Seriously... Bamf only.

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Or always a 10. :heart: [/not gay]

 

[knowsbleed]

Steenking Badgers ponders:

Post a few pieces of your art.

I’ll post these later when I’m not at work (photobucket is blocked here).

What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

It depends on if the person has a lazy eye. If they do then I will have a hard time staring at them in the eyes regardless of the conditions.

Seriously, I have no problem as long as the moment calls for it. If it does, then I am a great listener and am also very good at expressing my feelings… so I have no problem looking at people in the eye. Unless I’m drunk.

Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?

I’ve been through many situations where my heart was torn out of my chest and stomped around so thoroughly that the only thing left was pulp and torn tissue… so I wouldn’t mind a little bit of non-loving.

If you could be a part of any sitcom family, what family would you choose and why?

I’d be Chandler from Friends. Yes, I love Friends. So sue me. Go die in a fire.

Choose a smilie that you feel best represents the following posters:

Bamfer :facepalm
Eggy t:
Runt
Badger :meow:
Raven76187

What are the numbers in the following pics?

I’ll have to answer these later as I can’t see the images at work.

The importance of sewing the wild oats, before marriage?

NOBODY should get married before experiencing everything that life has to offer. I don’t care how ready you think you are to commit yourself to just one person… do yourself and your future spouse a favor by “finding yourself” before you make an oath to that person to give yourself to them and only them for the rest of your natural lives together. I… am… not… joking.

Favorite Thread on the Hype?

I’m not ready for that type of commitment yet.

Favorite time on the Hype?

I’m assuming you mean time of day on the Hype, as that is the easiest question to answer right now. My favorite time of the day on the Hype is the time that people respond to my posts, which can be any time of the day. But I like to stalk people, so whenever jag is online is also a great time. Terry can go die in a fire.

Marinating in a Vagina, thoughts?

I have no idea what this phrase means.

Finally, write I short story about Bamfer, Runt and Firearms.

There once was a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
I’d like to take a minute I don’t mean to be blunt
About this ugly dude named Bamf and his shawty Logan’s Runt
In west Pennsylvania born and raised
On the playground was where Bamfer spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some firearms outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and His mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie Logan’s Runt in Bel Air'
Bamfer whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ‘Hype’ and it had a semi automatic in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
Bamfer pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes he is a *********or’
He looked at his kingdom
And Logan’s Runt was there
Together they ruled with firearms pointed in the air

 

[K.B.]

What celebrity would you like to shiv prison style?

 

[Gilpesh]

Why was the 4400 canceled and why aren't you doing more to fix it?

 

[Sam Fisher]

Why were the The Dead Zone and Firefly canceled and why aren't you doing more to fix it?

 

[Gilpesh]

And well we're at it, why was Keen Eddie canceled?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Why are Jay-Z and Biggie so much better than that punk-betch Nas and Tupac?

Who'll sell more albums next year: 50 or Em?

What part of the country is dominating rap music these days?

How's your daughter doin?

 

[Sam Fisher]

And why was Stargate Atlantis canceled in favor of Stargate 90210?

 

[knowsbleed]

Back to a couple of skipped questions from Badger:

Post a few pieces of your art.

I don't have very much art so I will post a few that I consider halfway decent.

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[knowsbleed]

Badger wants to die:

What are the numbers in the following pics?

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I cannot see any of those numbers.

I am colorblind!

 

[DBella]

^Wow... did you really produce those artwork, 'bleed? I think they're fantastic. Didn't realize you have such an incredible hidden talent. Your rapping kinda sucks o )but your art is awesome! I heard someone say this to me once; the artistic ones are usually quite insane. I think I can see that...

 

[Avangarde]

Do you speak from the head or the heart?

Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

Lover or a dreamer?

If you are ever in Australia would you hit up some cones with me and watch old G1 episodes?

What the hell are you wating for?

If you had the choice what would you do? Lift the ban on blind_fury or get CFlash back?

Your favourite Transformer toy besides Optimus?

DOG LIPS, Optimus Prime, and Michael Bay are sitting out in the sun drinking Mojito's, what's wrong with this picture?

 

[knowsbleed]

LOL... I can't believe they actually changed my name. HAHA! asshats.

 

[Avangarde]

R.I.P Knowsbleed

 

[Sam Fisher]

No answers for your bestest friend in the whole wide worldz?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Nice name

 

[knowsbleed]

Shadowboxing’s stalker wants to know:

knowsbleed, my sweet little boy.

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

I grab my zombie survival guide and my ankles.

I call, oh hell, all the phone lines will be down anyway. I’d prefer to kiss my ass goodbye in solitude, thank you.

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

I’d rather do many other things than meet any of those mentioned above. I’d rather eat a turkey sandwich. I’d rather take a nice nap. I’d rather have sex with a beautiful woman. I’d rather spend a relaxing day reading a book… etc.

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Umm… I think I’ll pass.

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

They are mildly amusing though I overpaid to see them when I was in Vegas one time. I want my money back.

Do you sneeze often?

Do you really care? Questions like these make me want to say stupid internet speak like “epic phail” and “this question FTL”.

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Hmm, what kind of party are we talking about here? If we’re talking about a soiree then I’d have to say people who are of legal age to drink. I don’t play with the whole underage drinking thing… but this is a pretend party so I’ll just say Bamfer, Eggy and Spoons for the guys and Runt, Bella and ATP for the womens… and let’s throw an extra womans in there to even it out… one of my choosing (non-Hypester). There, now we can play spin the bottle via a drinking game.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

It would be ridiculous to truly think that in all these galaxies, in all these supposed multiple universes, that Earth is the only place that has life. The vastness is just too… vast… for us to be that egotistical about our place in the universe. I’m hoping for a planet of hot Asian chicks to invade us by 2012.

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

I would like to be more of a Ted but unfortunately am probably more of a Bill. I aspire higher next time.

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

My wife.

Seafood fan?

I love seafood. Raw, cooked, fish, shrimp, lobster, crab, octopus (live or not alive)… pretty much anything. I love food. It’s amazing that I’m not a fattie.

Gold or Silver?

I bling enough with my personality, no need for jewelry.

Juggler?

This is too easy… I’ll have to pass

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

You’ll be wearing tight pants forever. Your kicks are weaker than mine, don’t get it twisted.

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

Ugh… I’m too old to date. How about I describe how many marshmallows I can fit into Holly’s butthole…

… 943.

When can we expect babies?

My level of heterosexuality prevents me from answering this question.

Wanna hook up?

My level of heterosexuality prevents me from answering this question.

Have you or do you own a slinky?

I’ve owned many slinkies, I wish there were people in the world who were built like slinkies, it would make the world a much more interestingly pleasurable place.

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

The hottest girl ever is probably Joan of Arc… she was burned twice to make sure she was damned hot. Now that’s hot!

Would you ever wear a fedora?

No… I would not ever wear a fedora.

Actually, that’s a lie. I’d so love to wear a fedora.

How is your head?

Firmly attached whilst floating in the clouds

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

I don’t wear bandaids. I let scabs do their duty… why rob them of the one thing they are supposed to do? That’s rude.

Do you want a foot massage?

Hell yes, I’d love a foot massage.

Are you either:
a) Space Cowboy
b) Gangster of Love
c) Maurice

I’m none of the above. I don’t fit into any parameters that you can come up with… I’m parameterless.

Marijuana, thoughts?

No not really, they pretty much negate any true thoughts and spur empty ones. Avangarde?

If Charlie Sheen were a dinosaur, which one would he be? You have to post a picture.

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Who from SHH does this smiley remind you of?

Uhmm… I might get in trouble if I say. I’ll just stay quiet for this one.

Are you hustlin', hustlin', hustlin' everyday?

I have no need to hustle. I stay hustle free.

Snoop Dogg or Biggie?

Biggie

In your own words, describe a woman.

A woman is a female who has found an inner strength to separate herself from the other girls.

Who is your favourite horror idol?

Horror idol? If you mean horror character, then I couldn’t choose because there is no one horror character that stands out to me from the rest. If you mean author, I’d have to say Clive Barker, though his stories are more fantasy than horror most of the time. If you mean something else… then I guess I’ll have to find out on LSP what you really mean.

If you were seconds away from being frozen in carbonite, what pose would you do to be remembered by?

A b-boy pose of course… psh.

Red or Blue? Neither?

I care not for colors.

Mod powers have been granted to you accidently, but you only have five minutes to torment the forum, what do you do?

I don’t have any need to torment anybody on SHH. There are enough trolls and entertainers here as it is without tormentors.

Cocaine or Acid?

Hmm… I’d go with Acid. Snorting things up my nose doesn’t bode too well with me.

Hippie shirts, what are your thoughts on them?

I really do not think about hippie shirts in my free thinking time. Can’t say I’ll devote any time to it in the near future either.

Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?

I… don’t… know… [/scared]

Post a picture of your favourite pair of shoes.

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[Hunter Rider]

Why are Jay-Z and Biggie so much better than that punk-betch Nas and Tupac?

Back to a couple of skipped questions from Badger:

I don't have very much art so I will post a few that I consider halfway decent.

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Great work man.

 

[knowsbleed]

The Hype’s Wannabe future mod queries:

Hi Mr Bleed, it's me, Lunar.

Yes, it is… how wow is that?

What's it like to be you?

Considering I don’t know how to be anybody else except for who I am… how the hell am I supposed to know? Were you expecting some sort of wiseass remark like, “It’s awesome, people should be so lucky to be me”? I’m not that egotistical as to go that route. Sorry.

Do you see yourself becoming a mod like me?

At one time I did… but I don’t really feel the want to do that now.

If we met you in person, would you be a different person then you are on the hype?

At first yes, I probably would be a different person than what people here might see me as. But that’s because I am very wary when meeting new people, it takes me a while to open up to people I don’t know… but if I feel I can trust that person, then I am pretty much exactly the way I am online with that around that person/people.

What are your hobbies?

Nothing healthy enough to need to mention here.

Do you pick your nose?

Does anybody not pick their nose? If so, then please share with the rest of us this amazing ability to clean your nose without doing so. I mean, you could possibly just blow it all the time… but that’s such an attention drawer that it can’t be done all the time. It’s mind boggling!

What kind of people do you hate?

Presumptuous people for the most part. People assume so many things about everything… some people just need to listen and learn instead of being so fast to know everything from the get go.

Pizza or M&M's?

I can’t stand candy… so Pizza please.

Are you married? Kids? Single?

Married… with children

What's your perfect day?

[insert standard perfect day response here]

Seriously? The day that I’m reunited with my family will be the perfect day for me.

 

[knowsbleed]

Who sent you?

At this very moment in time, at this very place, for this very reason...



[blackout]nobody... quit being so paranoid.[/blackout]