knowsbleed
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zomg… Phil the Badger from another planet asks:
I would dedicate my life to being a professional sleeper. I’m sure that I am one of the best sleepers on the planet. I lay my head on a pillow and I can outsleep the best of the best of the best. My work ethic would be unchallenged.
I’ve spawned… I’ve created life that is greater than I am. The life that I have created will be better than me in every single aspect of life and I am very much looking forward to seeing that life achieve that.
Now this is truly a difficult question as there are sooo many movies in sooo many genres that I like… it is difficult to choose just one. Let’s say Goodfellas… so that I can move onto the next question with vigor.
Jimmy Conway - knowsbleed
Henry Hill - Bamfer
Tommy DeVito - Eggyman
Karen Hill - Logan’s Runt
Paul Cicero - Hmm… this is hard as it requires someone who doesn’t talk that much. I’ll say Wilhelm since he cannot speak on the Hype anymore
I’d provide everyone with free nude pics of the sexiest Hype female… [blackout]Erzengel[/blackout]
I would never say never, because damn isn’t that a cool saying?
I will never eat the soul of an innocent… because that is rude.
I will never answer a question like this seriously, because who knows what I would or would not do in any event, until I am in that situation?
I first joined after I read the script for the first X-Men movie… I was appalled! Magneto reducing himself to rely on a machine to make everyone mutants. I had to voice my opinion. Then I forgot about it. I came back when my brother (dorkyfresh) had me entering the monthly art contests in the fan art section… I was instantly labeled an ******* by Jack Rabbit and given a warning by Excelsior.
I don’t think that people hate me enough to consider me their nemesis… so I’ll return the favor and say I don’t have any either. It is just a message board in the end, why should there be a level of drama on here to require us to have nemeses?
Will Smith – I’ve admired this guy since I first heard “Parents Just Don’t Understand”
My Grandfather – I’ve never met the man though I’ve heard great things about him and I want to meet the person I’m always being compared to
Optimus Prime – He’s a fictional robot… I still want to meet him… I :heart: him
I would waste this opportunity by going back in time and stopping my mother from throwing away all of my Transformers. I know I could probably do the right thing/civic duty and stop an assassination or prevent some bomb from going off somewhere… but I’m selfish and I don’t care. So nyah!
My soul. Oh wait, does that thing even exist? Whatever, I own it… it’s of value to me.
If I could retire RIGHT NOW!... I would. Like I said, I love sleeping.
Absolutely nothing. When I watched Office Space and I saw the main character do absolutely nothing, I said to myself, “THAT is exactly what I want to do with my life”.
I would love to take golfing, but I do not have the time nor do I have the balls to sit there and make a fool by teaching myself how to golf. I’ll have to wait for some poor, willing sap to “teach” me how to whack a ball back and forth across some lush green grass… any takers?
My worst habit is my constant worrying… about EVERYTHING. I swear I’m going to give myself an ulcer someday from all the needless worrying, preparation, just-in-case-ing that I do on a day to day basis just to make sure nothing bad happens in my life. I know I should have learned by now that bad things happen regardless… but I can’t help it. It’s become a hobby.
My best habit? I make sure that she gets hers before I get mine?
There was this unfortunate female who was sexually abused to the point where every single sexual encounter she had after that was a nightmare relived… but I didn’t know this going in. Soo… I went in, and thus thrust myself into her nightmare… it was nightmarish. I won’t relay the details, they were horrible.
4? I hate you Phil.
Ahh… my dream house. My dream house would be paid for. The end.
Stop… talking… to… me… I… do… not… like… you.
Great advice if you ask me.
Monkey. I love/hate that word. I can’t stop saying it. It’s sad.
I love smart women. Women who know how to dish out a joke as well as take one. Sense of humor is a must, pretty face is a plus, nice legs are a bonus.
Bad hygiene and a horrible attitude. I am a nice person, if the niceness is not reciprocated then I send them on their way and tell them g’luck dealing with the ******* they probably will wind up with.
I love the sound of rainfall. It’s orgasmic.
I hate the sound of people hacking phlegm… it is the most disgusting, annoying sound in the entire world and that makes me want to punch babies as well.
Because you love me Phil, duh!
If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
I would dedicate my life to being a professional sleeper. I’m sure that I am one of the best sleepers on the planet. I lay my head on a pillow and I can outsleep the best of the best of the best. My work ethic would be unchallenged.
Most people answer this question saying they live without regret. I am too human to answer this like that so I’ll answer it truthfully. I regret not having the courage to… oh ****… I don’t even have the courage to answer this question.What is your greatest regret?
What is your greatest achievement?
I’ve spawned… I’ve created life that is greater than I am. The life that I have created will be better than me in every single aspect of life and I am very much looking forward to seeing that life achieve that.
What is your favorite movie?
Now this is truly a difficult question as there are sooo many movies in sooo many genres that I like… it is difficult to choose just one. Let’s say Goodfellas… so that I can move onto the next question with vigor.
If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?
Jimmy Conway - knowsbleed
Henry Hill - Bamfer
Tommy DeVito - Eggyman
Karen Hill - Logan’s Runt
Paul Cicero - Hmm… this is hard as it requires someone who doesn’t talk that much. I’ll say Wilhelm since he cannot speak on the Hype anymore
How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?
I’d provide everyone with free nude pics of the sexiest Hype female… [blackout]Erzengel[/blackout]
What are the three things you would never do?
I would never say never, because damn isn’t that a cool saying?
I will never eat the soul of an innocent… because that is rude.
I will never answer a question like this seriously, because who knows what I would or would not do in any event, until I am in that situation?
What brought you to the Hype?
I first joined after I read the script for the first X-Men movie… I was appalled! Magneto reducing himself to rely on a machine to make everyone mutants. I had to voice my opinion. Then I forgot about it. I came back when my brother (dorkyfresh) had me entering the monthly art contests in the fan art section… I was instantly labeled an ******* by Jack Rabbit and given a warning by Excelsior.
Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
I don’t think that people hate me enough to consider me their nemesis… so I’ll return the favor and say I don’t have any either. It is just a message board in the end, why should there be a level of drama on here to require us to have nemeses?
Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
Will Smith – I’ve admired this guy since I first heard “Parents Just Don’t Understand”
My Grandfather – I’ve never met the man though I’ve heard great things about him and I want to meet the person I’m always being compared to
Optimus Prime – He’s a fictional robot… I still want to meet him… I :heart: him
If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?
I would waste this opportunity by going back in time and stopping my mother from throwing away all of my Transformers. I know I could probably do the right thing/civic duty and stop an assassination or prevent some bomb from going off somewhere… but I’m selfish and I don’t care. So nyah!
What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?
My soul. Oh wait, does that thing even exist? Whatever, I own it… it’s of value to me.
When would you like to retire?
If I could retire RIGHT NOW!... I would. Like I said, I love sleeping.
What would you like to do when retired?
Absolutely nothing. When I watched Office Space and I saw the main character do absolutely nothing, I said to myself, “THAT is exactly what I want to do with my life”.
Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?
I would love to take golfing, but I do not have the time nor do I have the balls to sit there and make a fool by teaching myself how to golf. I’ll have to wait for some poor, willing sap to “teach” me how to whack a ball back and forth across some lush green grass… any takers?
What is your worst habit? Your best habit?
My worst habit is my constant worrying… about EVERYTHING. I swear I’m going to give myself an ulcer someday from all the needless worrying, preparation, just-in-case-ing that I do on a day to day basis just to make sure nothing bad happens in my life. I know I should have learned by now that bad things happen regardless… but I can’t help it. It’s become a hobby.
My best habit? I make sure that she gets hers before I get mine?
Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?
There was this unfortunate female who was sexually abused to the point where every single sexual encounter she had after that was a nightmare relived… but I didn’t know this going in. Soo… I went in, and thus thrust myself into her nightmare… it was nightmarish. I won’t relay the details, they were horrible.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X
4? I hate you Phil.

Describe your dream house.
Ahh… my dream house. My dream house would be paid for. The end.
If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?
Stop… talking… to… me… I… do… not… like… you.
Great advice if you ask me.
What is your favorite word?
Monkey. I love/hate that word. I can’t stop saying it. It’s sad.

I loathe the word… “finna”. What kind of garbage word is that? Even the origin of “finna” (fixing to) is a horrible phrase… when people say it, I want to punch babies.What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
I love smart women. Women who know how to dish out a joke as well as take one. Sense of humor is a must, pretty face is a plus, nice legs are a bonus.
What turns you off?
Bad hygiene and a horrible attitude. I am a nice person, if the niceness is not reciprocated then I send them on their way and tell them g’luck dealing with the ******* they probably will wind up with.
What sound do you love?
I love the sound of rainfall. It’s orgasmic.
What sound do you hate?
I hate the sound of people hacking phlegm… it is the most disgusting, annoying sound in the entire world and that makes me want to punch babies as well.
Why should I hire you?
Because you love me Phil, duh!