15 Minutes 15 Minutes: PWN3R

[Badger]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what
parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2 ~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

 

[SalaciousVC]

Favorite Jedi?

Favorite Sith?

 

[Untilteld]

How old are you?

We gay?

Do you love me?

Do I love you?

Are you trapped in the closet, are you trapped in the closet? OoOoOoOoh, OoOoOoOoh ..

Do you put your hood up?

Do you believe in a thing called love, or should I just listen to the rhythm of your heart?

80's music, thoughts?

Green Ranger or Voltron, who would win?

Can I be your sunshine, your only sunshine?

Favourite Bob Dylan song?

Thoughts on me?

Left 4 Dead?

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Mmmmm Fun Fun Fun!!!!

Pick any season of The Power Rangers: Mighty-Morphin - the new ones, and cast members of the Hype into the suites

Red ranger:

Green ranger:

White ranger:

Blue ranger:

Pink ranger:

Yellow ranger:

Black ranger:

First time we met what'd you think?

Have you ever cried over me?

do you love me?

Do you think you'll be friends with me 5 years from now?

If I were to never talk to you again would you be hurt?

First thing that comes to mind when you think of me?

Will we ever Pwn noobs again on xbl?...

Your thoughts on me, GO:

What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon as a wee pooner?

Are you a hat person?

What's your typical friday night like?

Grammar nazi?

If you were a mod, with unlimited emergency powahs, what would you do to MORGUE?

Gator boots, with the pimped out gucci suit?

Micheal Cera...thoughts?

You see that crap of a movie called Nick and Noah's infinite playlist?

if you were a fairy, what would your wings look like?

if you could be Britney spears for a day what would your first plan of action be?

if you were a Uni-corn would you have a horn?

if you were a dwarf would you use an axe?

if you were an elephant would you hear a who?

if you were an elf would you have a bow?

if you could be any woman for a day...who would you pick?

if you could pick any man for a day who would you pick?

favorite male model?

favorite drummerboy?

do you beleive in miracles....you sexy thing?


I got more.....for later

 

[TheFuture]

What pisses you off about Society?

What's the most heated exchange that you've had over the specific issue that angers you?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

Current celebrity crush?

How old are you?

Dont, dont you want me?

Favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

 

[PWN3R]

Before this gets started I want to try something new. Since this is my 15 mins, I'm going to tell you what to do.
1) Open the below link
2) Turn speakers on
3) Enjoy

15 Minutes theme song.
​

Word.

Badger

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

This is one of those questions where I could spit a million different answers all of which could change on the given day. Perfect job? Rachel McAdams personal love slave is a nice title don't you think?

What is your greatest regret?

Getting rid of my dragonzord toy as a kid. I swear if I still had that magical device...

What is your greatest achievement?

*mind blank* Uhhhhh listening to Boston for the first time?

What is your favorite movie?

I'm always discovering new films, so this answer could change, but right now it is most definitely The Princess Bride.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?

Ok, I'm switching 'favorite movie' for a favorite 'television show'. Here we go:
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Charlie - Untilteld
Dennis - Master Chief
Mac - Darthphere
Frank - Chaseter
Dee - Kira (even though we haven't talked in like, well forever)

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

I believe Darth summed it up the best. "With my penis." Although I think it would have been more effective if he had gone with pee pee.

What are the three things you would never do?

• Penis piercings. W. T. F.
• Never watch Southland Tales again
• Wear those SUPER RIDICULOUSLY deep V-Necks. The ones that only beautiful ladies should even think about touching?

hahahaha
​

What brought you to the Hype?

I wish I could say something really nerdy like the first Spider-Man film, or X-Men. But nay, X3 brought me to this wonderful paradise.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Ah CURSE YOU AYE Chaseter-maahhhn!
^That was supposed to be like an evil baddie Italian accent. Did it work?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

1) Brian K. Vaughan
2) Michael Caine
3) Leslie Feist

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

*Uwe Boll, wow you're dead.
*I would punch Kayne West in the face. See what happens.
*Fantastic Four movie? Doesn't exist.
*Probably go back and get some wicked hats from the 40's and 50's.
As far as changing actual history, I'd be too terrified of accidentally destroying the world to do anything drastic. But no one would miss Kayne.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

I'm beyond blessed with a wonderful family. Never had to deal with the junk most people do, and I'm eternally grateful for them.

When would you like to retire?

I never really want to retire? My grandpa is 80 and still goes to work everyday. He owns a business, it helps keep him focused he says. I like that.

What would you like to do when retired?

see above yo

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

Every time I've been to the driving range I've embarresed myself on an epic scale. So, a big no. Huge no.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Best =
Worst = Biting nails like a religion

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

I walked in on my cousin bumping uglies with this random ho. He was "loving her feet" so to speak.

Finish this number puzzle: -2 ~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

4?

Describe your dream house.

I don't care, as long as it has two floors with an elevator. How sweet would that be? An elevator for no reason, c'mon.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Don't stick your wee wee in things you can't pronounce.

 

[PWN3R]

SalaciousVC

Favorite Jedi?

I love me some Kit Fisto

Favorite Sith?

Darth Krayt. Star Wars Legacy rocks.

 

[PWN3R]

Untilteld

How old are you?

I'll be 21 on the 26th.

We gay?

In the anti-penis kinda way.

Do you love me?

<3

Do I love you?

Snap son

Are you trapped in the closet, are you trapped in the closet? OoOoOoOoh, OoOoOoOoh ..

Annd I pull out mah BaRRREEEEtta

Do you put your hood up?

I represent, yes.

Do you believe in a thing called love, or should I just listen to the rhythm of your heart?

That could be the best music video. The beginning makes me a believer.

80's music, thoughts?

Best quality babeh makin music.

Green Ranger or Voltron, who would win?

Are you kidding? Tommy has a sword that's a flute. A flute!

Can I be your sunshine, your only sunshine?

You didn't get the Pulp Fiction reference in your 15. I don't know

Spoiler

lulz

Favourite Bob Dylan song?

The Times They Are A-Changin'. The lyrics alone are insane and wonderful

Thoughts on me?

I wouldn't want to fight you in a no holds barred cage match. Canadians.

Left 4 Dead?

I'm actually looking forward to this more so than Gears.

Now ask me the questions you asked everyone else.

 

[Untilteld]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?

 

[chaseter]

Do you love me, do you wanna be my friend? Well if you do...then don't be afraid to take me by the hand, if you want to. I think this is how love goes...

Yes

or

No

 

[PWN3R]

Jesse two things.
1) These questions suck
2) I answered ALL of them then lost my post.
3 and 4 and 10) I'm pissed
DRUMM3RBOY:

Pick any season of The Power Rangers: Mighty-Morphin - the new ones, and cast members of the Hype into the suites

Red ranger:

Green ranger:

White ranger:

Blue ranger:

Pink ranger:

Yellow ranger:

Black ranger:

Red: Chaseter
Blue: Newwaveboy87
Green: Darth <------
Yellow: Mee
White : --------> ^^
Black: Untilteld
Pink: Fruity
RITA: Morg

First time we met what'd you think?

Have you ever cried over me?

do you love me?

1) You looked like a hobbit
2) Never. Maybe.
3) Word.

Do you think you'll be friends with me 5 years from now?

helllz yeah

If I were to never talk to you again would you be hurt?

I would drive up there and slap slap.

First thing that comes to mind when you think of me?

Yankees hat.

Will we ever Pwn noobs again on xbl?...

if you'd get on instead of dealing with beth...

Your thoughts on me, GO:

you thief!

What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon as a wee untilty? Or do you even get those in Canada?

Power Rangers and wow you just copied and pasted.

Are you a hat person?

Go here now

What's your typical friday night like?

Hanging out with friends doing nothing because Mississippi blows
or
The Xbox Live Experience

Grammar nazi?

As you can see from my posts, frick no.

If you were a mod, with unlimited emergency powahs, what would you do to MORGUE?

Bashing thread that could never ever never be deleted.

Gator boots, with the pimped out gucci suit?

One day

Micheal Cera...thoughts?

Arrested Development and Juno are wicked sweet.

You see that crap of a movie called Nick and Noah's infinite playlist?

I'll netflix it for sure

if you were a fairy, what would your wings look like?

Like Bob Dylan's hair:heart:

if you could be Britney spears for a day what would your first plan of action be?

Who would want to be her, she doesn't even want to be her.

if you were a Uni-corn would you have a horn?

One horn and one wing.

if you were a dwarf would you use an axe?

Just a shield because I'm manly.

if you were an elephant would you hear a who?

Jesse...questions...suck....

if you were an elf would you have a bow?

sword arrows too

if you could be any woman for a day...who would you pick?

bill gates' wifey

if you could pick any man for a day who would you pick?

stephen colbert

favorite male model?

see above

favorite drummerboy?

Replace MAPS with JESSE

do you beleive in miracles....you sexy thing

I believe in moustaches.

I got more.....for later

[Shia LaBeouf]NoNoNoNononononono[/Shia LaBeouf]

 

[PWN3R]

TheFuture:

What pisses you off about Society?

Having to pay for water. I mean seriously? I would LOVE to go back in time, way back, and tell everyone what their future holds:

"Well first things first, you have to pay for water."
They'd probably start to stone me right then.

What's the most heated exchange that you've had over the specific issue that angers you?

This is totally off topic but your question reminds me of the time a customer at work complained that the men's bathroom only had hand blowers instead of paper towels.

Talk about heated exchange. He was practically blaming me for this "travesty", and holding up the line too. Good times.

 

[PWN3R]

Untilteld:

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Zombie outbreak? I'd probably run to my nearest Raising Canes. Everyone would be freaking out, and I'd just eat all the chicken and swim in their sauce. Two things I'd grab?

1)My bow, so I could slay zombies with style
AKA ---->

Except without all the good looks and blondness.
2) My ipod. Killing zombies to Frou Frou? AWESOME.
And I would call no one, because I'd be too busy killing zombies to the rhythm.

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Fran knows I'd love to meet him, he does. But c'mon, who would pass up meeting Steve Buscemi? I wouldn't. Also, what kind of person would answer B?

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

She's still impossibly hot right? So maybe?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Oh em gee yes. Yes. yesyesyes.

Do you sneeze often?

No, but when I do get the sneeze on, I get down. You know that myth that if you sneeze 3 times in a row you could have a heart attack? I should be dead.

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Dudes: Chaseter, Darthphere, Untilteld.
Un-Dudes: Kiracsad, Fruity csad:), Master Chief

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

These just scream serial killer. I'll go with Bill.

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

I'm currently looking for her.

Seafood fan?

I'll eat just about anything.

Gold or Silver?

Both. At the same time. Crunk.

Juggler?

I'm so terrible at it. It's fun to watch though.

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

You're going to end up in some sort of cell, yes.

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

I spend as little money as possible?

When can we expect babies?

oh snap, not now. But in the future. But not like the future in Heroes, cause that would suck.

Wanna hook up?

As in xbox live, and nubs, and owning? HEART.

Have you or do you own a slinky?

I've had a couple and love them to death. Quite literally because I would always get them tangled up and it just wasn't fun anymore.

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Girlie:

Guy:

Would you ever wear a fedora?

Not the d-bag ones. Brixton hats are the best.

How is your head?

It's hairy and kinda warm.

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

At work, I was cutting a bagel, and becuase I'm so good looking and brilliant, I thought I could cut the bagel with my index finger still in the hole.

Yeah, well no.

Do you want a foot massage?

Only if you have girlie parts.

 

[TheFuture]

TheFuture:
Having to pay for water. I mean seriously? I would LOVE to go back in time, way back, and tell everyone what their future holds:

"Well first things first, you have to pay for water."
They'd probably start to stone me right then.

This is totally off topic but your question reminds me of the time a customer at work complained that the men's bathroom only had hand blowers instead of paper towels.

Talk about heated exchange. He was practically blaming me for this "travesty", and holding up the line too. Good times.

Don't talk to me about paying for water. I can understand in some countries that water isn't safe to drink from the tap but we have a clean water supply! I really think it's a dumb trend. "Oh look at me with my cool blue water bottle", get off the stage!

That customer sounds like his life is very fulfilling! So I guess the next logical question would be

ever let rip at management?

 

[PWN3R]

chaseter:

Do you love me, do you wanna be my friend? Well if you do...then don't be afraid to take me by the hand, if you want to. I think this is how love goes...

Yes

or

No

I have to post this, this sums up your question, or at least what you were drinking when you asked this:
http://testimonial.ytmnd.com/

And of course, yes.

 

[PWN3R]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

More of a brunette guy

Current celebrity crush?

Jennifer Carpenter.
She's such a hottie on Dexter.

How old are you?

21 on October 26th

Dont, dont you want me?

it's a cool beat, yes

Favorite part of a duck?

The neck

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

I'm an angel. It's funny, I've actually argued with people, trying to convince them I'm still a virgin. Most times people have a hard time believing because I'm not your stereotypical virgin.

I'm just waiting for the right girlie. Say what you want.

Tell me your favorite joke?

The best joke is that this is an actual song.

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

I almost killed a kid when practicing with my bow in high school.
I was in the backyard, and had a target on my fence, I wasn't thinking obviously and it busted through my fence into the neighbor's yard where their little boy was playing. Luckily, he hadn't even noticed the arrow sticking out of the ground.

Favorite film ever?

Princess Bride like I said before. Although the original Italian Job does it for me every time.

Most overated film ever?

Scarface

Favorite film of 1989?

JUNIOR! [/Sean Connery]
You know where that's from

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Man you're good. Honestly, I can't completely say no?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

first

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

Ruthord

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Stephen Colbert

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

Darthphere

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Probably Darthphere too

 

[PWN3R]

TheFuture:

Don't talk to me about paying for water. I can understand in some countries that water isn't safe to drink from the tap but we have a clean water supply! I really think it's a dumb trend. "Oh look at me with my cool blue water bottle", get off the stage!

That customer sounds like his life is very fulfilling! So I guess the next logical question would be

ever let rip at management?

Surprisingly, with all the lame managers I've had, no. I've wanted to, I've daydreamed about it, but I'm not that person.

I'll let them know if we have a problem, but I'm bot going to lose my job over it.

 

[The Denialist]

How much do you pwn on a daily basis?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Who's your favorite poster besides Ronny Shade?

 

[Mee]

Why were you demoted from Ranger?


Who is your favorite Ronny Shade, besides Ronny Shade?

 

[PWN3R]

The Denialist:

How much do you pwn on a daily basis?

My username used to be PWN3R RANGER. It was like a play on Power Rangers. I got unusually stupid and changed it, to which I'm not going to say. Maybe like two of you remember.

So yeah, now I'm just a PWN3R. I've lost the ranger, so on a daily basis? Not as much as before, but I still get the job done.

 

[PWN3R]

Ronny Shade:

Who's your favorite poster besides Ronny Shade?

Man you're like my asian role model. You're the asian all of us wish we could be. Now that that's out of the way, I'm going to have to say the beloved....................

Holy crap, who was that crazy star wars guy who said, "fresh hair" and whatnot? Man I loved him. I can't believe I forgot his name, my hype memory is fading.

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

Why did you change your name to Cito?......

 

[PWN3R]

Mee:

Why were you demoted from Ranger?

That's kinda bizarre how I answered The Denialist's question but I was really answering your question. A question I didn't even know was there.
Hahaha?

I miss the Ranger. I've been wanting to make it my new permanent custom title. *does it now*

Who is your favorite Ronny Shade, besides Ronny Shade?

His avatar.:heart: