15 Minutes 15 Minutes: The Original Bamfer (Take Two)

[The Original Bamfer]

Franklin/Kiddo/Son/**** asks:

Why are you not online right now?

I am!

Why do you insist on calling me "Franklin"?

It's your name?

Has Nightcrawler sued you for falsely claiming to be "The Original Bamfer" yet?

God's mutants do not sue their fans!

chaseter whines:

Why have you changed?



Did power corrupt you?

 

[SuBe]

I don't wanna be called SuFe. I don't even know about FairTax.

If there was such thing as Perfection in relation to the Tax Code, the FairTax would be God. Nothing could be better in a Civilized Society. For more information, please visit the Link in my Sig and/or www.fairtax.org.

Mr. Barfer, I mean, Bamfer. I ask you to also visit the Link in the Sig AND the Website. Unless you are a pinko commie.

I hear the steps of the 'FairTax Fanboy' moving in your direction right now.

I would suggest hiding.

Hi.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

A-to-the-garde asks:

The chance to know everything in existance in the vastness of the universe, or the chance to own the world and everything in it?

I'd seriously be terrified to know everything. I'm a true believer that there's a lot that should be left unknown. I wouldn't want to own the world, either. But if I had to choose, I'd pick the latter. Maybe I could do some good with that kind of power.

Loss of vision, or eternal loneliness?

I'd definitely lose my vision over losing the company of my loved ones.

Do you speak from the Head or the Heart?

I'd say it's pretty 50/50. I find that the two conflict each other pretty frequently.

Of the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

Sloth, probably.

What would you prefer, Lover or a Dreamer?

A little bit of both. I think they're equally important.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

My Neighbor asks:

Knowsbleed?

Yes.

Matt?

No.

NewYorkSpider?

Who?

Gilpesh asks:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontExplainTheJoke

Explaining the joke. Hilarious or completely hilarious?

I'll tell you what's not hilarious - the explanation of explaining the joke.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Chips Ahoy! Lover asks:

What is your opinion on Nightcrawler quitting the X-Men?

My homeboy can do whatever he wants. I like him a lot on the team, but I like him solo, too. He'll be back soon enough anyway.

Don't you totally wanna kill that Pixie ***** for making him feel that way?

She should be killed off regardless.

SuperDuperSpectacularAwesomeFerret bravely says:

I don't wanna be called SuFe. I don't even know about FairTax.

You really shouldn't have said that...

 

[Gilpesh]

I'll tell you what's not hilarious - the explanation of explaining the joke.

Yeah... but usually the explanation of the joke is. Like Spaced:

"So it wasn't so much an Eskimo roll, as a case of rolling right Inuit!" (blank look) (Delivered in the same tone) "Inuit's another word for Eskimo!"

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah... but usually the explanation of the joke is. Like Spaced:

Very much agreed.

Oh ****, now I'm out of order. Well, this doesn't have my fancy blue color, so I guess it doesn't count!

 

[JP]

Make your greatest Subway sandwich. I want details.
Favorite Queen song?
Favorite musical?
Favorite musical number?
Cast Vegeta, Freiza, Nappa, and Krillen.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

JayPee asks:

Make your greatest Subway sandwich. I want details.

Bread: Hearty Italian
Meat: Sweet onion chicken and bacon.
Cheese: Shredded
Toasted: Yes!
Dressings/Sauces: Ranch and a little bit of hot sauce.
Toppings: Lettuce and pickles.

Favorite Queen song?

Under Pressure.

Favorite musical?

Currently? In The Heights.

Favorite musical number?

Tie between Totally ****ed and Blackout.

Cast Vegeta, Freiza, Nappa, and Krillen.

I, uh, prefer unknowns. Especially for Nappa and Krillen. I think Ben Foster would make a spiffy Vegeta. No idea about Freiza, though. I think he'll need to be played by a somewhat-established actor, though.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I'm so gonna make that sandwich minus the pickles next time at Subway.

Recast Nightcrawler in an X-Men reboot.

If you started a school for gifted Hypsters. Who would be your original five?

What are you thoughts on Quizinos, Jimmy Johns, and other sandwich shops? Any match up to Subway?

You can ban anyone for any reason. Who is it?

 

[ComicChick]

hot girl is coming over for dinner, what are you cooking?

for nosebleed?
runt?
star?
bella?
hunter?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

JABber Jaw asks:

I'm so gonna make that sandwich minus the pickles next time at Subway.

Smart man.

And, yeah, the pickles are only an occasional addition.

Recast Nightcrawler in an X-Men reboot.

Casting questions are the worst for me because I keep saying "unknowns!" And I especially feel that way about a reboot for the X-Franchise. I want some raw, new talent to freshen up the characters.

If you started a school for gifted Hypsters. Who would be your original five?

Out of the X-characters? I like the original five and respect them, so, I'm temped to be lazy and just use them. But if this is essentially the same question as "who would be your ideal team?" Well, I'd have to choose Jean, Cyclops, Storm, Wolverine and Nightcrawler. I always used those characters in the X-Men Legends games.

Edit: Guess who misread the question!

Actual answer: Spoons, Pickles, ComicChick, JP and JustABill. They're true mutants.

What are you thoughts on Quizinos, Jimmy Johns, and other sandwich shops? Any match up to Subway?

I've actually never had a custom sub from anywhere else... I'm a one-sub man. Well, not really. Subway's about the only available option.

You can ban anyone for any reason. Who is it?

Matt.

Actually, I have a list of people I'd love to ban. But I'd rather not stir up too much controversy. Though I'll tell you one person who is actually on said list...

Spoiler

Matt

 

[Gilpesh]

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

My Jean Grey asks:

hot girl is coming over for dinner, what are you cooking?

Well, I'd coyly trick her into telling me her favorite dinner. But, if I didn't know, I think I'd fix some type of food bar, like for tacos or salad. It's a lot of fun, easygoing and allows her to choose exactly what she likes.

for nosebleed?

Chocolate bars and beer.

runt?

Since she's the queen of nachos, mine can't compare to her's. So, I'd have various microwaveable foods for her to choose. She'd love it.

star?

Ketchup chips, pie and various alcoholic beverages.

bella?

Chicken cordon bleu! I think she'd enjoy that, and I certainly know I would.

hunter?

A large popcorn, medium fountain soda, Goobers and Sour Patch Kids.

 

[Ziggyman]

How hyped are you for DBE?

How have your opinions changed since the very first trailer t now?

 

[JP]

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

Beyonce, or Beyonce? You must pick one.

Awesome Friday or sexy Saturday?

How do you feel about green bananas?

Jello?

SolarTiger?

Fran?

Michael Jackson?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Ziggy asks:

How hyped are you for DBE?

Very. Almost as much as I have been for past films that I've followed.

How have your opinions changed since the very first trailer t now?

I was always very optimistic, before and after the first trailer. It looks better with each new image and clip I see.

The only thing I'm really worried about is the horrible new last names for the female characters that may or may not be mentioned. I love adaptation, but I find it incredibly unnecessary to change names.[/rant]

So, basically, to actually answer your question, I'm probably more excited than ever.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Joop asks:

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

John Travolta.

Beyonce, or Beyonce? You must pick one.

Beyonce... she's the lesser of two evils.

Awesome Friday or sexy Saturday?

Awesome Friday!

How do you feel about green bananas?

I prefer them yeller ones.

Jello?

Hello! I love Jell-O!

SolarTiger?

Fran?

Michael Jackson?

What's the difference?

 

[Gilpesh]

How dare you skip my question!

 

[JP]

Tell me an awesome joke!

 

[knowsbleed]

I want some cordon bleu. Unthoughtful bastard.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Myfavoriteposterwho'squestionsI'dneverskip asks:

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb?

Psh! It totally depends on the demographic. You see, if it was message board posters, it'd take one - their mother. Har har har!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Gambit03 asks:

Tell me an awesome joke!

Mmk!

What do you call a blind deer?

Spoiler

No idear!

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Spoiler

Still no idear!

 

[Gilpesh]

Myfavoriteposterwho'squestionsI'dneverskip asks:

Flattery accepted.

Psh! It totally depends on the demographic. You see, if it was message board posters, it'd take one - their mother. Har har har!

Acceptable zinger. I also would have accepted: "A finite number. One to change the light bulb and another group of said demographic to act in such a way that is stereotypical to that demographic."

And what ever happened to Bamfy's #1 Fan?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

What are your thoughts on the Lord of the Rings Trilogy?

Do you watch a lot of sports? I heard you were a Yankee fan, but I never see you in the MLB thread

What kind of music do you listen to?

What's one movie you could watch over and over again, and never get tired of watching it?