15 Minutes 15 Minutes: The Original Bamfer (Take Two)

[The Original Bamfer]

The ***** *****es:

I want some cordon bleu. Unthoughtful bastard.

I gave you exactly what you love. Who's really the unthoughtful bastard?

Pesh Posh continues:

Flattery accepted.

Acceptable zinger. I also would have accepted: "A finite number. One to change the light bulb and another group of said demographic to act in such a way that is stereotypical to that demographic."

I like that answer better!

And what ever happened to Bamfy's #1 Fan?

She's unfortunately focusing her energy on trying to be "hip" and "cool" on Facebook.

 

[Ziggyman]

Which has a bigger fanbase? Explain.

Watchmen...Street Fighter...Dragonball...Transformers...G.I. Joe...Terminator...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

If Subway ran out of sandwich bread would you call 911? Don't lie.

 

[ComicChick]

did you close my thread ?

 

[knowsbleed]

Write a one verse rap about me describing how awesome I am.

You and Runt are eating nachos together and she starts choking on a piece of jalepeno. Her eyeballs rotate backwards and the pallor of her skin starts to resemble that of a corpse (calm yourself). Runt then proceeds to grab at you in an attempt to notify you of her impending meeting with diggedy-death. She unintentionally grabs you in the crotch. You can't help but to divert blood from your brain to another part of your body... do you eat the rest of the nachos or do you save them for later?

If you could have no strings attached sex with a monkey... would you let him return the favor?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Z-man asks:

Which has a bigger fanbase? Explain.

Watchmen...Street Fighter...Dragonball...Transformers...G.I. Joe...Terminator...

Well, I think there's probably statistics that could aid in this, but I'm just going to make an educated guess. I'd say that Transformers is near the top. The Dragon Ball franchise, too. I think it's mainly due to their many, lengthy television, toy and video game incarnations which are still thriving today. Their fan base spreads into other countries, too. After that, I'd say Terminator. Following that, Street Fighter and G.I. Joe. Now, sure, those two franchises were big in their day, but I think they've lost a lot of their appeal since. And, in the last spot would be Watchmen. Obviously in community's like the Hype!, Watchmen wouldn't be last. But I'm talking the whole picture. Watchmen isn't nearly as well-known as any of the others mentioned. However, if the film does well, it has potential to move up on the list. A good film can do that. Transformers always had a large fan base, but the 2007 film certainly increased it.

 

[SuBe]

What did you do with The UnOriginal Bamfer? Don't lie and confess to your crimes.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

You skipped more of my questions!

 

[Erzengel]

Relay the story of how you lost your virginity.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Could your resurrect jackcool/Eric Draven?

 

[Spider-Fan]

Did you actually read the Fan Fics before you voted?

 

[knowsbleed]

Why do you suck so much at answering people's questions?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

PennsylvaniaSpider asks:

What are your thoughts on the Lord of the Rings Trilogy?

I don't have any. I've never seen any of them, and I'm not too concerned about doing so. They've always seemed boring to me. So, I'll pass.

Do you watch a lot of sports? I heard you were a Yankee fan, but I never see you in the MLB thread

I watch enough sports. Football and baseball. And, yes, I'm a Yankees fan - I had no choice, haha. And I don't spend too much time in the Sports forum for a number of reasons...

What kind of music do you listen to?

I listen to a bunch of different music. I think it would be easier to list the kinds of music I don't listen to, which are country and rap. Now there are exceptions. The majority of music I listen to, though, is older rock. 'Can't go wrong with some Styx and Queen!

What's one movie you could watch over and over again, and never get tired of watching it?

X2: X-Men United

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Alabama asks:

If Subway ran out of sandwich bread would you call 911? Don't lie.

Honestly, I think I would. I'm pretty tight with my town's police force... they'd make sure I'd have my sub bread. And, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if my Subway claimed they ran out of bread but actually had some. Those damn high school kids pull all kinds of trickery on me late at night.

The Survivor asks:

did you close my thread ?

Never! Wait, didn't Badger want it closed?

The ****bag demands:

Write a one verse rap about me describing how awesome I am.

knowsbleed sucks
Yes, it's true
He sucks a lot
Even more than you

You and Runt are eating nachos together and she starts choking on a piece of jalepeno. Her eyeballs rotate backwards and the pallor of her skin starts to resemble that of a corpse (calm yourself). Runt then proceeds to grab at you in an attempt to notify you of her impending meeting with diggedy-death. She unintentionally grabs you in the crotch. You can't help but to divert blood from your brain to another part of your body... do you eat the rest of the nachos or do you save them for later?

Why in the world would I save them for later? Leftover nachos are horrible! And with Runt dying, well, all the more for me!

If you could have no strings attached sex with a monkey... would you let him return the favor?

Dude, how many times have I told you? I will not have sex with you.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

FairTaxFairTaxFairTaxFairTaxFairTaxFairTaxFairTaxFairTaxFairTax!!! asks:

What did you do with The UnOriginal Bamfer? Don't lie and confess to your crimes.

I sent him to your FairTax thread.

Nice Rack asks:

Relay the story of how you lost your virginity.

I hate this question because my answer isn't even remotely entertaining. In fact, it's the ultimate cliche... Prom night, junior year.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

M Cyrus' Lover asks:

Could your resurrect jackcool/Eric Draven?

Could my resurrect jackcool/Eric Draven?

And you're an English Major?

Yeah, I suppose I could. I think?

The Ultimate Lounger asks:

Did you actually read the Fan Fics before you voted?

Are you kidding me? Of course not. With any luck, I voted for the one you didn't want me to.

buttbleed asks:

Why do you suck so much at answering people's questions?

Why do you suck so much at existing?

 

[SuperFerret]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Demander Le Furet Superbe:

What is the meaning of life?

42.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

**** you! Why do you suck so much?

 

[Erzengel]

Is there a girl TOB is currently dating/interested? How'd you meet? What's the status?

 

[Star]

Chilis or me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!??!?!?!

DONT YOU LIE

T-ZED OR CHILIS?!!!!!!!

T-ZED OR ME!!???? (??)

 

[The Original Bamfer]

JAL Jr. asks:

**** you! Why do you suck so much?

Is today opposite day?

The Hype!'s Savior asks:

Is there a girl TOB is currently dating/interested? How'd you meet? What's the status?

I'm currently single, but I've got a few potential candidates. In a horribly small town like this, the pickin's are pretty slim. I met one of them at our former workplace over a year ago - we worked with each other frequently and had great chemistry. She was in a pretty serious relationship, though, which has been off and on since.

Not Chili's asks:

Chilis or me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!??!?!?!

You?

DONT YOU LIE

Damn it!

T-ZED OR CHILIS?!!!!!!!

Chili's...

T-ZED OR ME!!???? (??)

Uh, well, if I chose the African Goddess, Bill would probably murder me with a poisoned salad that he'd force down my throat. So, you.

 

[Erzengel]

How close do you live from JAL? Why don't you hang out?

 

[Star]

I'll have you know that Bill is on a strictly PA-STA (not Pah-Stah) diet.

No salads allowed.




Would you rather eat a bunny or a frog? I've eaten both, suck on THAT

Will you promise to one day take me to Chilis??

Will you pay for the bill? (Which would include my alcohol tab)

DONT LIE

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Erzengel asks:

How close do you live from JAL? Why don't you hang out?

Probably about as far away from him as you are. So, why don't you hang out?

Since the answer's in the quote, the entire sentence is italicized. So let me point out that the "you" in the second sentence is emphasized.

To answer the question, though... JAL and I have very different interests and, uh, lifestyles. I don't think we'd have a lot in common. Oh, and, well, I'd rather not be buddies with someone who threatened to "rip [my] intestines out and wear them as a necklace."