15 Minutes: The Remake!! with The Boy Scout

^ Oh they'll find a way to create some sort of reason, they always do. :devil:

I can understand why a marriage would complicate things and cause some tension, but if Bruce can find the time to run a company as huge as Wayne Enterprises and put on the public façade that is the party boy Bruce Wayne, I think he's capable of handling a marriage. But that's just me.

Do you think I should dance in the air and just don't care?

Eww, no. What kind of freak are you?

If someone gave you a thousand dollars, would you light a tree on fire?

Depends on the circumstances. But under ideal circumstances...yes.

I have an electric car that only goes up to 70 mph and the radio only plays MPR, does that mean Jesus really works at a Taco Bell?

That's stupid. You're stupid.

He obviously works at Buffalo Wild Wings.
 
If I had the powers of El Mexico (he has the power to siesta at the speed of light) can I use them to destroy Canada?

Do you play video games, if so how would you fair in virtual porn?

Does Jennifer Lopez's ass really rivals Kim Kardashian's and Jabba the Hutt's?

What if Bruce was married to Selina or Superman?
 
If I had the powers of El Mexico (he has the power to siesta at the speed of light) can I use them to destroy Canada?

It's never been tested, but...yeah, that sounds about right.

Do you play video games, if so how would you fair in virtual porn?

I'd finish the game in about two seconds.

Does Jennifer Lopez's ass really rivals Kim Kardashian's and Jabba the Hutt's?

I dunno. I don't care about any of those people. :o

What if Bruce was married to Selina or Superman?

Selina? They'd have a lot of kinky sex.

Superman? Well...it'd be like throwing a hot dog into the mouth of a moist cave.
 
If Batman can defeat anyone and anything with 'prep-time', can I buy a pair of new shoes while saving 15% or more by switching to Geico?

Do you have a smartphone, if so what kind of app will get rid of my grandfather's cataracts and sister's severe growth?

I'm addicted to WebMD, is there an intervention for that?
 

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