15 Minutes 15 Minutes with AlteredEgo

[Aesop Rocks]

What's your favorite planet?

 

[AlteredEgo]

What's your favorite planet?

Mine's the sun. Always has been. I like it cause its like the King of Planets.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

:heart:

 

[Marx]

How hilarious is this commerical?

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[AlteredEgo]

How hilarious is this commerical?

[YT]NjMUfIKktWU[/YT]

on a scale of of 1 to 10 id say it's a 6. if you'd asked me two weeks ago it probably would have been a ten, but i've seen it somewhere near a million times since then and it's kinda blowin' my funny fuse here.

 

[Marx]

What is your favorite Robin Williams movie?

What is your favorite Michael Keaton movie?

What is your favorite Jim Carrey movie?

What is your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?

What is your favorite Christian Bale movie?

What is your favorite Morgan Freeman movie?

What is your favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?

 

[AlteredEgo]

What is your favorite Robin Williams movie?
Dead Poet's Society
What is your favorite Michael Keaton movie?
Batman '89
What is your favorite Jim Carrey movie?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
What is your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
What is your favorite Christian Bale movie?
American Psycho
What is your favorite Morgan Freeman movie?
Seven
What is your favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?
Either True Lies or Terminator 2

As for my sample of handwriting that I said i was gonna have up yesterday, I can't get my camera working right now so I'm just gonna post up an crappy MS Paint re-creation. any requests on what to write?

 

[Marx]

If you had the power to erase one thread from Hype existence...what would it be?

 

[AlteredEgo]

If you had the power to erase one thread from Hype existence...what would it be?

The Paranormal Activity thread over in Misc. Films thread. I can't even go in that thread any more just because of the amount of hate that's thrown around in there from both sides.

 

[AlteredEgo]

 

[Aesop Rocks]

On a scale of 1-10, what would you say my drawing level was?

 

[AlteredEgo]

On a scale of 1-10, what would you say my drawing level was?

you show potential, padawan.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm gonna need a solid number.

 

[AlteredEgo]

i'm more of a letter grade person. so on that scale i'd say that drawing is an R. on a scale of A to F. also, i lied about the potential thing.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

YEAH WELL, YOU HAVE HORRIBLE HAND WRITING

 

[AlteredEgo]

in question form please.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

If you could pick any song to be the end titles to a movie about your life, what would it be and why?

If you could be any animal, what would it be and why did you choose that?

If you ruled the world, what are the three laws you would implement on your first day?

 

[AlteredEgo]

If you could pick any song to be the end titles to a movie about your life, what would it be and why?

If you could be any animal, what would it be and why did you choose that?

If you ruled the world, what are the three laws you would implement on your first day?

Oh man, good questions. Ummm...

1) If it were only about my life to this point, I'd go with A New England by Billy Bragg. If it were about my life as a whole and in the end I die an old man, I'd go with... That'll Be the Day by Buddy Holly.

2)Penguin. There's just something I love about those birds. Plus Morgan Freeman would narrate my actions.

3)Okay, three part question. My three laws would be:
a) Those guys who do spoof movies, they can't make movies anymore. Actually, while I'm at it, let's just ban 'em. They're banned from my kingdom.
b) People who use their car horns needlessly in traffic and just lean in to it are to receive thirty lashes. 'Cause I'm bringing it back to medieval times when it comes to those D-Bags.
c) I'd shut down Twitter. You can have your other social networks still, but Twitter just takes the whole narcissism thing too far. I'm fine with writing about yourself, and keeping others updated on what you're doing. But chances are if you can describe it via text message it's really not worth talking about. Plus any idiot can do it now. I'm just saying if you really want people to know all about you at least put some effort in to it.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Thanks for the good answers! A few more....

If you could pick any role to play in any movie that's been made all ready, what movie and what role would it be?

What was your favorite Halloween costume of all time [either one you've been or one you saw, you pick, or answer both!] ?

What talent do you wish you were born with?

 

[DarkReflections]

If you could pick anyone in history that you could meet, and hang out with for one day, who would it be and why?

If you could be from any alien race, what race would you be apart of and why? Is it a race you created yourself, a premade fictional race, or is it a race that scientists have speculated that could really exist?

 

[Marx]

Oh man, good questions. Ummm...

1) If it were only about my life to this point, I'd go with A New England by Billy Bragg. If it were about my life as a whole and in the end I die an old man, I'd go with... That'll Be the Day by Buddy Holly.

2)Penguin. There's just something I love about those birds. Plus Morgan Freeman would narrate my actions.

3)Okay, three part question. My three laws would be:
a) Those guys who do spoof movies, they can't make movies anymore. Actually, while I'm at it, let's just ban 'em. They're banned from my kingdom.
b) People who use their car horns needlessly in traffic and just lean in to it are to receive thirty lashes. 'Cause I'm bringing it back to medieval times when it comes to those D-Bags.
c) I'd shut down Twitter. You can have your other social networks still, but Twitter just takes the whole narcissism thing too far. I'm fine with writing about yourself, and keeping others updated on what you're doing. But chances are if you can describe it via text message it's really not worth talking about. Plus any idiot can do it now. I'm just saying if you really want people to know all about you at least put some effort in to it.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Thanks for the good answers! A few more....

If you could pick any role to play in any movie that's been made all ready, what movie and what role would it be?

What was your favorite Halloween costume of all time [either one you've been or one you saw, you pick, or answer both!] ?

What talent do you wish you were born with?

1) Tyler Durden from Fight Club. It's one of my all time favorite movies, he's one of my all time favorite characters. Also, the wicked washboard abs are a plus.

2) I can't remember off the top of my head, but they have to be creative AND not too unrecognizable. If you have to tell everyone who you're dressed as it takes the fun out of it. At the same time creativity's important. You don't want to be the eighth Billy Mays at the Halloween Party. Or at least make it your own. Sprinkle some powdered sugar in your Billy Mays beard for that "just coked up" look. Is it in bad taste? Sure. But at least you won't be just another Billy Mays sheep. It's just not what Billy woulda wanted. /rant

3) Artistic ability. I used to draw all the time when I was younger, but my parents pretty much looked down on it because "I couldn't make a living on it." They wanted me to be a doctor or something. It's 'cause they're asian. Typical.
So I kinda put those things away and although i still doodle, i never really developed beyond that. So i wish i had that natural talent to draw what is in my head.

If you could pick anyone in history that you could meet, and hang out with for one day, who would it be and why?

If you could be from any alien race, what race would you be apart of and why? Is it a race you created yourself, a premade fictional race, or is it a race that scientists have speculated that could really exist?

1) Jesus. If I can meet anyone from any time, might as well swing for the fences.

2) I would be part of the Kryptonian race 'cause then I'd have powers. It's not a race i made myself, because I did not read the entire question first and did not know that making a race of my own was an option. I guess now, with that new information I would be a part of the Cryptonian race, who is nearly identical to Kryptonians, except for their weakness to Kryptonite.

Poster's Note: Cryptonians are not to be confused with Criptonians who are actually just gang members who also enjoy science fiction and walk funny.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Poster's Note: Cryptonians are not to be confused with Criptonians who are actually just gang members who also enjoy science fiction and walk funny.

^ Made me laugh, haha!

When you get sick, with the flu or something that makes you need to stay in bed and rest, what do you end up doing? What movies do you like to watch, or which TV shows do you end up watching?

 

[SuperFerret]

Why are you encroaching on the awesomeness of my 15 minutes by giving the people an alternative to me?

Also, is there anything that you'd like to be able to do on the Hype that is currently not allowed?

 

[AlteredEgo]

^ Made me laugh, haha!

When you get sick, with the flu or something that makes you need to stay in bed and rest, what do you end up doing? What movies do you like to watch, or which TV shows do you end up watching?

Well when I was still in school and i got sick, watching The Price is Right was an absolute necessity. But since Drew Carey has taken over it just feels wrong. Like Bob is watching me and he'll be disappointed in me if I watch a new host. So now when I'm sick i usually make some soup and watch old episodes of The Office. That combination always makes me feel better, guaranteed.

Why are you encroaching on the awesomeness of my 15 minutes by giving the people an alternative to me?

Also, is there anything that you'd like to be able to do on the Hype that is currently not allowed?

1) I like to give the people an option. You're Rocky Road and I'm Mint Chocolate Chip, people can choose to have either or both. But at the end of the day, we're both ice cream so ultimately it's all good.

2) I wish that some of the rules on the Funny Pictures thread were loosened up a bit. A lot of the material in there right now is pretty stale.