15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Hobgoblin

[Hobgoblin]

Since you don't remember specifically posting in the nude...

Have you ever streaked?

Would you ever go to a nude beach?

Hell, no. Me naked in public is a crime against humanity.

 

[Marx]

Hell, no. Me naked in public is a crime against humanity.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I'm pretty sure its in the Geneva Convention.

 

[Marx]

I'm pretty sure its in the Geneva Convention.

I have a hard time believing that man. Not with you being 6'1, 235.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I have a hard time believing that man. Not with you being 6'1, 235.

I'm not terrible looking, but I'm much more impressive clothed than nude. A hairy gut is never attractive.

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

If you could be famous for doing one thing (writer, artist, director, athlete), what would it be?

 

[Erzengel]

Relay the story of how you lost your virginity or in some cases how you envision it taking place.

If applicable, where's the weirdest or most unusual place you ever did it?

Single, dating, married, divorced, widowed?

If single, when's the last time you went on a date?

If dating or married, how long have you been with said person and how did you meet.

If you're divorced, what went wrong?

If widowed, you can just leave it at that.

What was your first introduction into porn?

Cast your favorite movie using SHH Posters.

If you were a Major League Closer or a Wrestler, what would be your entrance music?

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.

What invention are you disappointed hasn't been created by now?

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

How did you first started posting on SHH and what made you stay?

Take a few of your favorite songs and associate them with some SHH posters.

 

[Marx]

Do you consider yourself a good driver?

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? If so, how many and what was the speed?

Do you believe that drivers should be re-tested after a certain age to maintain their driver's license?

 

[Hobgoblin]

If you could be famous for doing one thing (writer, artist, director, athlete), what would it be?

As a novelist. If people were still reading a book I wrote one hundred years from now, I'd be very happy.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Relay the story of how you lost your virginity or in some cases how you envision it taking place.

It would have to be after I get married or at least with someone that I knew I would marry.

Single, dating, married, divorced, widowed?

Single.

If single, when's the last time you went on a date?

September.

What was your first introduction into porn?

I was looking at magazines at my local Borders and saw a Penthouse that was unwrapped. I was leaving high school, so I was a late bloomer.

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.

I do not terrorise posters the way people think I do.

What invention are you disappointed hasn't been created by now?

More cures for disease.

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Aunt Petunia scandal.

How did you first started posting on SHH and what made you stay?

News about the Spider-Man movie.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Do you consider yourself a good driver?

Yes. The last time I got a ticket was 2002. It was for not coming to a complete stop at a sign.

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? If so, how many and what was the speed?

No.

Do you believe that drivers should be re-tested after a certain age to maintain their driver's license?

Absolutely.

 

[Marx]

What are your thoughts on the death penalty?

What are your thoughts on stem-cell research?

What are your thoughts on abortion?

 

[Hobgoblin]

What are your thoughts on the death penalty?

I cautiously support it. I do think that all convicts on death row deserve to have DNA tests to prove their innocence.

What are your thoughts on stem-cell research?

I support it, but not with embryonic stem cells. They get rejected by the patient. Stem cells can be harvested from adults.

What are your thoughts on abortion?

Pro choice but I think abortion is far too common. Education is the key to lowering the occurrence. I heard that African American women are more likely to have an abortion than a white woman. I'm guessing its due to lack of education and the generally poor quality of inner city schools.

 

[Marx]

What is on your bucket list?

 

[Marx]

Are you a handy man?

Are you a good cook? If so, what would you consider your specialty?

Do you have a 'green thumb'?

 

[Hobgoblin]

What is on your bucket list?

To get published and to see as much of the world as possible.

Are you a handy man?

I am fantastic at changing a light bulb.

Are you a good cook? If so, what would you consider your specialty?

I dont mind cooking, even though I dont get to do much of it. I make good lasagna.

Do you have a 'green thumb'?

My dad has a vegetable garden. I never really took part in it but I wouldnt mind having one of my own some day.

 

[Marx]

You've been on the boards for quite some time..what was the forum like when you first joined?

How do you feel about it now? Do you subscribe to the idea of some 'oldbies' that the 'glory days' are over? Or do you believe that those complaints are nothing more than sour grapes about inevitable change?

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

Do you have a type regarding the opposite sex?

 

[Hobgoblin]

You've been on the boards for quite some time..what was the forum like when you first joined?

How do you feel about it now? Do you subscribe to the idea of some 'oldbies' that the 'glory days' are over? Or do you believe that those complaints are nothing more than sour grapes about inevitable change?

I do remember there was a view count on the front page. When I joined there were a few hundred or thousand views. Now its got God knows how many members. There used to be rankings where we have custom titles now. We all started out a "street thug", than advanced to "Hobgoblin" and those of us with the highest post count were "Kingpins." This was back when this place was just called spidermanhype, so thats why the bias.

I dont see how the good old days are gone. I dont even know what "the good old days" is supposed to mean. How have things supposedly changed?

Do you have a type regarding the opposite sex?

I like an attractive woman but I really dont have a certain physical type. Personality wise, I'm a picky SOB. I like serious, intellectual women that have gotten over the silly teenage girl phase. I like them to be educated and worldly. No shallowness. Still, I gotta admit, I do like a dry sense of sarcasm or irony.

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

It's the zombie apocalypse, where are you hiding out and with who?

 

[Marx]

Have you ever gone through a natural disaster?

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

It's the zombie apocalypse, where are you hiding out and with who?

 

[ImWithTeamConan]

Son of a...I keep doing double posts!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!

 

[Hobgoblin]

It's the zombie apocalypse, where are you hiding out and with who?

I would want to be out in the country, away from large population centers where the infection would spread quickly. In a best possible situation, I'd be with my high school buddy, who has served two tours in Iraq. Who better to know how to survive than a war vet?

In a more likely situation, I'd be trapped in my town with my father and brother. Its not a huge town (40,000) but the traffic is terrible on a good day. Add the zombie apocalypse and it'll be chaos. Or I'd be at work when the outbreak occured and I'd be hemmed in behind the deli counter. A supermarket is not a safe place to be. Too many people. At least I'd have knives.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Have you ever gone through a natural disaster?

Yes, two of them but I have no memory of them. Shockingly enough, Illinois has had two earthquakes in the past few years. Both were very small and caused little to no damage. I actually slept through both of them.