15 Minutes 15 Minutes with The Ace of Knaves

[Ace of Knaves]

Why don't you like The Dark Knight?

I do! I just don't think it's as good as some people think. It's a great film, but people put it on a pedestal I think.

Batman and Deadpool enter a room.

Only one is allowed to leave alive.

Who leaves?

Well Deadpool can't die, but Batman is the DC version of Wolverine. So even though Deadpool can't die, has enhanced reflexes, strength and stamina, plus more weapons than the Israeli army...Batman would probably win.

But then again Batman doesn't kill people, and the only way to get Deadpool off your ass is to chop him up into little pieces and send them to different parts of the planet or find a cure for cancer.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

YOU LIE!

Anyways, have you seen Gone Baby Gone?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

YOU LIE!

Anyways, have you seen Gone Baby Gone?

Technically I'm not lying. Batman always wins no matter how illogical it is, just like Wolverine.

Na not yet, I hear great things about it. Maybe Ben should just be a director and let his brother do the acting?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Yes! And please do yourself a favor and watch it.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

What restaurant do you love going to for your birthday?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yes! And please do yourself a favor and watch it.

It shall be done!

What restaurant do you love going to for your birthday?

If it wasn't for making you stand up and have everyone sing happy birthday to you, I'd say TGI Fridays. I love the Jack Daniels ribs in there, and they do some great cocktails.

But if it's just me and the missus then the Kosturee Indian. I love my curry and it's probably the best curry house in Essex.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Have you ever gone to one, and told the waiter/waitress that it's your friends birthday, even though it wasn't?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Have you ever gone to one, and told the waiter/waitress that it's your friends birthday, even though it wasn't?

HAHA NO! But now I will! See, I told you you're my kind of evil!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Wait. Ace. Are you American? (UNITED STATES)

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

HAHA NO! But now I will! See, I told you you're my kind of evil!

I've done it. It's fantastic.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Wait. Ace. Are you American? (UNITED STATES)

Course not. They have TGI's over here too

I've done it. It's fantastic.

I must do this before I die. I MUST!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Well, I'M depressed.

Anyways, are you reading anything else Marvel wise other than Deadpool?

 

[Two-Face]

I do! I just don't think it's as good as some people think. It's a great film, but people put it on a pedestal I think

You like Batman Begins a lot better?

If Nolan doesn't return would you glad if he didn't?

If glad who direct Batman 3?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Well, I'M depressed.

Anyways, are you reading anything else Marvel wise other than Deadpool?

Aww don't be depressed!

Yea I read Nova pretty regularly. Sometimes Incredible Hercules when money permits too.

You like Batman Begins a lot better?

I don't think Begins is a better movie, technically anyway. But I do enjoy watching it more.

If Nolan doesn't return would you glad if he didn't?

Na, he needs to finished up his trilogy. He's done great things with Batman, no doubt. But once he is done I'd like a more gothic, stylized series of Bat films though. Not as extreme as Burton's though, something like Sin City.

If glad who direct Batman 3?

Well after Nolan is done I'd love to see what Del Toro could do with Batman. But I think he's plate is a bit full with The Hobbit and all that.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

No Iron Man or Captain America? :/

 

[Ace of Knaves]

No Iron Man or Captain America? :/

Actually, I have been reading Invincible Iron Man too. I missed a few issues out though.

I got the first couple of Rebirth's, but money is tight and I had to drop it. I've never really been big on Cap to be honest.

 

[Scissors]

So.

Here's one.

How does your personal Tyler Durden look?

And what would his/her name be?

Do you have any imaginary friends?

How are you, my droogie?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

How often do you do your laundry?

 

[ComicChick]

where were you when Princess Diana died?

did you cry?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

So.

Here's one.

How does your personal Tyler Durden look?

hehe good one. I don't think he has a look, he's just a voice in my head!

And what would his/her name be?

Jimmy McDoogle

Do you have any imaginary friends?

The voice in my head isn't imaginary! He's a real boy!

How are you, my droogie?

I'm not bad, not bad at all. Just been in the Moloko Milk bar sharpening myself up for a bit of the old "ultra violence".

How often do you do your laundry?

Hmm depends if I'm working or not. If I am probably every day or every other day. If not, probably twice a week.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

That means you seem to go through a lot of clothes.

What is your profession then? And what forces you to do that much laundry? Lack of large amount of clothing?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

where were you when Princess Diana died?

I remember it very well actually. I was downstairs watching a program called Soccer AM on Saturday morning at about 930. The presenters just got the news through and I went up to my mum and dads room and told them. My mum was like "That's a horrible thing to say! Don't joke about stuff like that!" and I was like "No seriously, put the TV on". And they both woke straight up and put the TV on.

That women was so special, she had a place in every ones hearts. I mean, me and my dad ain't sentimental at all, but even he was a bit shook up.

did you cry?

Na I didn't cry, it was a sad day though.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

That means you seem to go through a lot of clothes.

What is your profession then? And what forces you to do that much laundry? Lack of large amount of clothing?

Well I'm a builder, so my clothes get really dirty most of the time. And I only have a few pieces of "work clothes". Like maybe two pairs of jeans and a few t-shirts.

I just hate going to work in already dirty clothes then them getting even dirtier whilst at work. Does me head in!

 

[Scissors]

I'm not bad, not bad at all. Just been in the Moloko Milk bar sharpening myself up for a bit of the old "ultra violence".

I had some Moloko Plus myself, can I join you for the Ultra-Violence? Or is bedways right ways now?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I had some Moloko Plus myself, can I join you for the Ultra-Violence? Or is bedways right ways now?

No my little droogie, we will go for the old surprise visit, then to top it off, some of the wonderful Ludvig Van.