2011 NFL Thread: The Lazarus Season - Part 6

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F***ing Tebow.... I just don't get it. I know Orton got to be like, "WTF". Hell, the "Football Gods" got to be like, "WTF". This guy may make the ProBowl....not as a QB; but, as a newly created catagory....I don't know, as a "Wild Catter".

I just don't get it.....boggles the traditional mind. I know, the look on Rex Ryan after the winning TD, was like,"WTF...Damn Tebow Time".
 
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@BrandonTierney Tebow (verb) to suck for 3 quarters and win in the 4th. Antonym: LeBron
 
The worst part is the idiots on NFLN and ESPN are going to be gushing over his ass all week over this sh**. And to make matters worse, it was a Thursday game, so they have a few extra days to knobslobber over him even more.

Andrew Siciliano: Well it was unorthodox, but you know Tim Tebow. He always FINDS A WAY TO WIN. What do you think, Kurt? Will he last in the NFL, long-term?

Kurt Warner: Well, you know, I could come on here and dissect the play of Tim Tebow and point out everything he does wrong like I do on a weekly basis with 15 other quarterbacks who are much more talented than him, BUT THERE'S NO POINT BECAUSE THE KID KNOWS HOW TO WIN GAMES. Sure, Denver had to drive a DeLorean back to the early 1950s and steal Paul Brown's playbook so that they could perfect the "Never Throw the Ball Under Penalty of Death" offense, but it seems to be working out for them, and I'm buying in.

Andrew Siciliano: You do touch on an interesting point there, though. The Broncos have had to retool their offense to suit Tebow. Is that the right approach? Charles, since you tend to get overly excited about everything for no reason, what do you think?

Charles Davis: (grinning ear to ear with eyes as wide as dinner plates) Hey, I've believed in Tebow all the way back to the NFL Draft. You guys laughed at me when I said he'd be taken in the first round and who was right then? And then no one believed he'd ever win a game except me... again, who was right? See, I always knew he'd be a successful NFL quarterback as long as they never gave him the option to play like an NFL quarterback. Reverses, direct snaps, hand-offs and just letting him run the ball until someone blows his knee out... that's how you win with Tim Tebow, and they ARE winning. They'll CONTINUE to win. They're going to win a Lombardi. Mark my words.

Andrew Siciliano: So do you think that other teams should try this approach then? Should teams do all that they can to keep their quarterback from ever throwing the ball?

Charles Davis: Well, the Jets have tried that approach too...
 
I also think Kurt Warner's comment isn't off either. He likes what Tebow's doing, but it almost sounds backhanded too.
 
Heh, yeah. As much as he might like the guy, you know there's got to be at least a little voice in his head that's saying to him, "IS EVERYONE OUT THERE F***ING CRAZY?! This guy should not be playing QB in the NFL! Not today, not tomorrow, not ever!"
 
The worst part is the idiots on NFLN and ESPN are going to be gushing over his ass all week over this sh**. And to make matters worse, it was a Thursday game, so they have a few extra days to knobslobber over him even more.

Andrew Siciliano: Well it was unorthodox, but you know Tim Tebow. He always FINDS A WAY TO WIN. What do you think, Kurt? Will he last in the NFL, long-term?

Kurt Warner: Well, you know, I could come on here and dissect the play of Tim Tebow and point out everything he does wrong like I do on a weekly basis with 15 other quarterbacks who are much more talented than him, BUT THERE'S NO POINT BECAUSE THE KID KNOWS HOW TO WIN GAMES. Sure, Denver had to drive a DeLorean back to the early 1950s and steal Paul Brown's playbook so that they could perfect the "Never Throw the Ball Under Penalty of Death" offense, but it seems to be working out for them, and I'm buying in.

Andrew Siciliano: You do touch on an interesting point there, though. The Broncos have had to retool their offense to suit Tebow. Is that the right approach? Charles, since you tend to get overly excited about everything for no reason, what do you think?

Charles Davis: (grinning ear to ear with eyes as wide as dinner plates) Hey, I've believed in Tebow all the way back to the NFL Draft. You guys laughed at me when I said he'd be taken in the first round and who was right then? And then no one believed he'd ever win a game except me... again, who was right? See, I always knew he'd be a successful NFL quarterback as long as they never gave him the option to play like an NFL quarterback. Reverses, direct snaps, hand-offs and just letting him run the ball until someone blows his knee out... that's how you win with Tim Tebow, and they ARE winning. They'll CONTINUE to win. They're going to win a Lombardi. Mark my words.

Andrew Siciliano: So do you think that other teams should try this approach then? Should teams do all that they can to keep their quarterback from ever throwing the ball?

Charles Davis: Well, the Jets have tried that approach too...

Was...this fro real?
 
I just had an o--awesome thought.

Cam Newton: QB
Tim Tebow: FB
DeAngleo Williams: RB
Jonathan Stewart: RB.

Dear Lord...that's nice. Cam passing powers and running. And Tebow as a blocker and offensive threat at FB with those two RB's. I know Carolina run game isn't impressive per player, but as a team it's not horrible. I mean just imagine this....

Cam...Tebow..down by 5...on their own 10...you ain't stopping that option. I honestly believe a wingback offense would work, just run it. Maybe throw in a play action. Boom.
 
Well people that are crowning Tebow need to calm down. That goes from anaylsts (which seem to just give positive praise constantly for whatever is popular) to apologists. Was it not that long ago that Vince Young came into the NFL and in his first season when he took over for Kerry Collins won a ton of games for the Titans down the stretch just juking defenders while having awful passing ability? Now look where he is. The Broncos haven't really played any true playoff teams that are Super Bowl contenders. Tebow could be a good player in this league, but his passing skills are going to have to improve vastly. This little streak isn't going to work long term for the franchise. Elway probably knows this. It will be interesting to see how he performs against the Bears and the Patriots back to back.
 
I just had an o--awesome thought.

Cam Newton: QB
Tim Tebow: FB
DeAngleo Williams: RB
Jonathan Stewart: RB.

Dear Lord...that's nice. Cam passing powers and running. And Tebow as a blocker and offensive threat at FB with those two RB's. I know Carolina run game isn't impressive per player, but as a team it's not horrible. I mean just imagine this....

Cam...Tebow..down by 5...on their own 10...you ain't stopping that option. I honestly believe a wingback offense would work, just run it. Maybe throw in a play action. Boom.

It's amazing how you manage to taint every page you appear in.

You're the resilient venereal disease of the Hype. :o
 
I just had an o--awesome thought.

Cam Newton: QB
Tim Tebow: FB
DeAngleo Williams: RB
Jonathan Stewart: RB.

Dear Lord...that's nice. Cam passing powers and running. And Tebow as a blocker and offensive threat at FB with those two RB's. I know Carolina run game isn't impressive per player, but as a team it's not horrible. I mean just imagine this....

Cam...Tebow..down by 5...on their own 10...you ain't stopping that option. I honestly believe a wingback offense would work, just run it. Maybe throw in a play action. Boom.

Matt Moore: Moral Support.
 
The worst part is the idiots on NFLN and ESPN are going to be gushing over his ass all week over this sh**. And to make matters worse, it was a Thursday game, so they have a few extra days to knobslobber over him even more.

Andrew Siciliano: Well it was unorthodox, but you know Tim Tebow. He always FINDS A WAY TO WIN. What do you think, Kurt? Will he last in the NFL, long-term?

Kurt Warner: Well, you know, I could come on here and dissect the play of Tim Tebow and point out everything he does wrong like I do on a weekly basis with 15 other quarterbacks who are much more talented than him, BUT THERE'S NO POINT BECAUSE THE KID KNOWS HOW TO WIN GAMES. Sure, Denver had to drive a DeLorean back to the early 1950s and steal Paul Brown's playbook so that they could perfect the "Never Throw the Ball Under Penalty of Death" offense, but it seems to be working out for them, and I'm buying in.

Andrew Siciliano: You do touch on an interesting point there, though. The Broncos have had to retool their offense to suit Tebow. Is that the right approach? Charles, since you tend to get overly excited about everything for no reason, what do you think?

Charles Davis: (grinning ear to ear with eyes as wide as dinner plates) Hey, I've believed in Tebow all the way back to the NFL Draft. You guys laughed at me when I said he'd be taken in the first round and who was right then? And then no one believed he'd ever win a game except me... again, who was right? See, I always knew he'd be a successful NFL quarterback as long as they never gave him the option to play like an NFL quarterback. Reverses, direct snaps, hand-offs and just letting him run the ball until someone blows his knee out... that's how you win with Tim Tebow, and they ARE winning. They'll CONTINUE to win. They're going to win a Lombardi. Mark my words.

Andrew Siciliano: So do you think that other teams should try this approach then? Should teams do all that they can to keep their quarterback from ever throwing the ball?

Charles Davis: Well, the Jets have tried that approach too...

Top 5 post of the year...
 
F***ing Tebow.... I just don't get it. I know Orton got to be like, "WTF". Hell, the "Football Gods" got to be like, "WTF". This guy may make the ProBowl....not as a QB; but, as a newly created catagory....I don't know, as a "Wild Catter".

I just don't get it.....boggles the traditional mind. I know, the look on Rex Ryan after the winning TD, was like,"WTF...Damn Tebow Time".

Time to activate Bart Starr again... Finally the climate has changed back in his favour!
 
Hey, stop triple posting you cocky, Arizona loving Aussie bastard. :o
 
I only come here to read what I have to say about things...
 
Tebow seems like an nice honest guy but this playing like crap for 55 minutes and have one good drive in a low scoring game will only go so far. At some point you want tebow to step up and become a pocket passer who can scramble when needed. The broncos havent faced any high powered offenses yet besides the lions and chargers with tebow and thei whole crap of run, run, run and run some more and at the end of the game we'll let him throw once is a recipe for disaster. When they were in the redzone tebow didnt even try to throw, you want your quarterback with the ball in his hands trying to get it to a reciever. Now that I have blown the tebow steam off lets talk jets.....


Mark Sanchez sucks and is playing like he is still in a sophmore slump. Im sick of his glazed and bored stare coming in and out of a huddle. I would not be surprised if the jets draft a new QB this april to ethier light a fire under his butt or replace him if he falters. People can bash my boy flacco all they want but sanchez and even tebow are a disgrace to the Quarterback position. The jets also have to get some pass and run stop help this offseason, that defense just looks so old and slow now.
 
I believe in Tim Tebow. :bow:

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I really can't believe the Broncos keep winning with Tebow. He looks AWFUL for the majority of the game and then pulls it out in the end.

The only thing harder to watch than Tebow at QB was the idiot QB for the Jets. Sanchez is looking real bad.
 
If Sanchez keeps playing like he's been performing so far, sooner or later, they'll be asking for his head in NY.
 
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