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If my calculations are correct, I think I've finally figured out what will happen. Bear with me on this.
Washington, Denver and Houston will start a bidding war for Peyton with Houston ultimately winning out. Houston will no longer have a need for Matt Schaub, and thus Denver and Washington will star a bidding war for him. Denver, desperate to be rid of Tebow, will ultimately out-Snyder Dan Snyder and land Schaub. They'll then kick Tebow to the curb. Mike Shanahan will talk Dan Snyder out of offering Tebow a seven-year, $254 million contract and convince him that the Redskins will still have a chance at landing RG3 in the draft. So Tebow will remain on the market as other teams mull signing a quarterback who can't throw.
Meanwhile, Matt Flynn remains on the market. Miami, Cleveland and Seattle will make offers to him. Dan Snyder, suddenly aware that there's another free agent on the market, will trump all of their offers. However, Miami ultimately will win out. So Cleveland, Washington and Seattle will start a bidding war for the second pick in the draft. Cleveland will ultimately get it and thus will sign RG3 and release Colt McCoy. Seattle will sign Colt McCoy because they realize that they don't have enough bad quarterbacks on their roster.
Meanwhile, the sh** hits the fan in New Orleans. Sean Peyton and Gregg Williams get fired over Bountygate and Drew Brees announces that he wants to sign with another team. Dan Snyder offers Brees a 20-year $378 million contract and he accepts. Then Snyder also signs Tebow to be Brees back-up to a smaller (but still ludicrous) deal. If you're wondering how Snyder pulls all of this off and manages to stay under the salary cap, it's because he forced Shanahan to cut the rest of the Redskins' roster and sign a bunch of players from the Canadian league.
On opening day, Brees will get sacked on the first play of the game by all four of the opposing teams linebackers simultaneously as they easily bypass the Redskins' turnstile offensive line. The injuries Brees sustains from the hit will not only end his season, but his career. Tebow will step in to take his place, and for five whole minutes, Tebowmania will catch on in Washington. Then he'll tear his ACL on a running play and it will all be over. John Beck will start the rest of the season. Since Roger Goodell will have instituted an 18-game season in order to ensure player safety, the Redskins will make history by being the first team ever to go 0-18.
Washington, Denver and Houston will start a bidding war for Peyton with Houston ultimately winning out. Houston will no longer have a need for Matt Schaub, and thus Denver and Washington will star a bidding war for him. Denver, desperate to be rid of Tebow, will ultimately out-Snyder Dan Snyder and land Schaub. They'll then kick Tebow to the curb. Mike Shanahan will talk Dan Snyder out of offering Tebow a seven-year, $254 million contract and convince him that the Redskins will still have a chance at landing RG3 in the draft. So Tebow will remain on the market as other teams mull signing a quarterback who can't throw.
Meanwhile, Matt Flynn remains on the market. Miami, Cleveland and Seattle will make offers to him. Dan Snyder, suddenly aware that there's another free agent on the market, will trump all of their offers. However, Miami ultimately will win out. So Cleveland, Washington and Seattle will start a bidding war for the second pick in the draft. Cleveland will ultimately get it and thus will sign RG3 and release Colt McCoy. Seattle will sign Colt McCoy because they realize that they don't have enough bad quarterbacks on their roster.
Meanwhile, the sh** hits the fan in New Orleans. Sean Peyton and Gregg Williams get fired over Bountygate and Drew Brees announces that he wants to sign with another team. Dan Snyder offers Brees a 20-year $378 million contract and he accepts. Then Snyder also signs Tebow to be Brees back-up to a smaller (but still ludicrous) deal. If you're wondering how Snyder pulls all of this off and manages to stay under the salary cap, it's because he forced Shanahan to cut the rest of the Redskins' roster and sign a bunch of players from the Canadian league.
On opening day, Brees will get sacked on the first play of the game by all four of the opposing teams linebackers simultaneously as they easily bypass the Redskins' turnstile offensive line. The injuries Brees sustains from the hit will not only end his season, but his career. Tebow will step in to take his place, and for five whole minutes, Tebowmania will catch on in Washington. Then he'll tear his ACL on a running play and it will all be over. John Beck will start the rest of the season. Since Roger Goodell will have instituted an 18-game season in order to ensure player safety, the Redskins will make history by being the first team ever to go 0-18.
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