2013/2014 NFL Thread: Time to Scream!

[Immortalfire]

F***ing Dolphins. Messed up my Pick'em. S***.

Mine too

 

[roach]

Ed Reed is being released by the Texans

 

[Kaleb]

He should have just followed Rays lead and gone off into the sunset

 

[Rowsdower!]

He should have just followed Rays lead and gone off into the sunset

Yeah, but unlike Ray, Reed was actually productive the last few seasons he was in Baltimore.

 

[Warhammer]

Yep. He should have just stayed in Baltimore. It would have been better for him and for the team as a whole. He's one of the best of all-time.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Yep.

But on the plus side, at least the Texans are irrelevant again. The NFL is a much, much better place where they're a non-factor.

 

[Warhammer]

It's crazy isn't it? S*** can change so quick in this game.

JJ Watt needs to get traded.

 

[Duke]

49ers to release WR Kyle Williams.


http://blogs.sacbee.com/49ers/archives/2013/11/source-49ers-plan-to-release-wr-kyle-williams.html

 

[Warhammer]

I know 49ers fans are rejoicing. People are probably saying he had it coming since the NFC Championship Game two years ago.

 

[MrMaooz]

49ers to release WR Kyle Williams.


http://blogs.sacbee.com/49ers/archives/2013/11/source-49ers-plan-to-release-wr-kyle-williams.html

It's okay. He has his rich daddy to cry to.

 

[Duke]

I know 49ers fans are rejoicing. People are probably saying he had it coming since the NFC Championship Game two years ago.

Oh yeah, I'm one of them, besides he's been unproductive this year & the team needs has Crabtree & Quinton Patton coming back soon from the injured list & needs the openings.

 

[Warhammer]

Hopefully when they come back, the 49ers offense becomes the one I remember loving to watch last season.

Oh...and Trent Richardson has a sex tape. Supposedly, the dude is hung like a colt.

 

[killface]

Hopefully when they come back, the 49ers offense becomes the one I remember loving to watch last season.

Oh...and Trent Richardson has a sex tape. Supposedly, the dude is hung like a colt.

it's nuts to think of him as a bust.t:

 

[Rowsdower!]

I've seen it. It's pathetic. His girlfriend and him go at it several times, and she keeps trying to get him to last for ten minutes. But Richardson can only go for three.

In the end, one of his friends has to step in to close the deal.

 

[kane9321]

49ers to release WR Kyle Williams.


http://blogs.sacbee.com/49ers/archives/2013/11/source-49ers-plan-to-release-wr-kyle-williams.html

thank god....

 

[Zeus]

I've seen it. It's pathetic. His girlfriend and him go at it several times, and she keeps trying to get him to last for ten minutes. But Richardson can only go for three.

In the end, one of his friends has to step in to close the deal.

lol is this true?

 

[Rowsdower!]

lol is this true?

LOL, no. I was just speculating that Richardson's in-the-sack performance might mirror his on-the-field performance.

 

[Warhammer]

Sounds about right.

 

[Duke]

Kyle Williams WR cut earlier this week by the 49ers, claimed by Chiefs.


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000281287/article/kyle-williams-acquired-by-kansas-city-chiefs

 

[Rowsdower!]

So, it's another potential Toilet Bowl tonight for Turdsday Night Football, because of course it is.

A few weeks ago, a primetime match-up between the Colts and the Titans sounded mildly intriguing, given that Andrew Luck was looking like the stud QB all the analysts projected him to be before he was drafted, and the Titans being one of the surprisingly competitive teams this year.

But then it seems, both teams realized they were playing on Thursday night, so they realized they had to sh** the bed, to ensure that their looming matchup would be as unwatchable as possible. The Colts went and gave up something like 700 yards and 86 points to the friggin' RAMS who are starting Kellen "I Used to Back Up Marc Sanchez" Clemens. And the Titans? Well, not only did they lose their starting QB, but they actually managed to lose the Jaguars. THE JAGUARS!

Although maybe we should give the Titans some credit there. After all, had the Jaguars gone winless, they would have made history as the second team to go 0-16 in a season. And the words "Jaguars" and "history" should never be used in the same sentence.

Anyway, I fully expect a horrible derp-off of unbelievable proportions tonight. Expect both quarterbacks to go 4 for 28 with 4 picks each and no TDs.

Final Score: Colts 3, Titans 2

 

[roach]

Ed Reed is now a Jet

 

[Rowsdower!]

Well, that's good. I hate the Jets, but I'm glad Reed will at least end his career with a team people actually give a crap about. Because as we all know, #nobodycaresabouttheTexans.

 

[MrMaooz]

I've seen it. It's pathetic. His girlfriend and him go at it several times, and she keeps trying to get him to last for ten minutes. But Richardson can only go for three.

In the end, one of his friends has to step in to close the deal.

I believed this for a second.

So, it's another potential Toilet Bowl tonight for Turdsday Night Football, because of course it is.

A few weeks ago, a primetime match-up between the Colts and the Titans sounded mildly intriguing, given that Andrew Luck was looking like the stud QB all the analysts projected him to be before he was drafted, and the Titans being one of the surprisingly competitive teams this year.

But then it seems, both teams realized they were playing on Thursday night, so they realized they had to sh** the bed, to ensure that their looming matchup would be as unwatchable as possible. The Colts went and gave up something like 700 yards and 86 points to the friggin' RAMS who are starting Kellen "I Used to Back Up Marc Sanchez" Clemens. And the Titans? Well, not only did they lose their starting QB, but they actually managed to lose the Jaguars. THE JAGUARS!

Although maybe we should give the Titans some credit there. After all, had the Jaguars gone winless, they would have made history as the second team to go 0-16 in a season. And the words "Jaguars" and "history" should never be used in the same sentence.

Anyway, I fully expect a horrible derp-off of unbelievable proportions tonight. Expect both quarterbacks to go 4 for 28 with 4 picks each and no TDs.

Final Score: Colts 3, Titans 2

The first play of the game will be a safety.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I believed this for a second.


The first play of the game will be a safety.

Yep.

Followed by 68 excruciating three-and-outs by both teams, until the Colts win it in the last seconds with a 58-yard field goal.

 

[Zeus]

Its a great move for both parties...Reed knows Rex and Dennis Thurman and the Jets need to help that secondary.

Moves Landry to strong safety and Reed to deep safety. Should be a interesting these last few games