2014 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups - Part 1

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Run, Jesse.

 

[Piper Maru]

Even more reason for JJJ's Ulcer to win. With his victory, the hype will be a better place. Less toxic, less hateful and more welcoming.

 

[E-Man]

You're just pouting because I revealed you're not "straight up lovable" as you claim. In fact, that was straight up haterade.

Come, now. Everyone loves me except uncool kids who can't sing, dance, cook, ride a bicycle, smell what The Rock is cookin, brush their own teeth, read, see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or know the coolness of Zorro.

Your revelation skills was betrayed by your salty tears, Mark. You got fed up when everybody betrayed you, but there is a way out. If you can learn the power of the uppercut from Braincrusher you might win it all. Don't know if you have what it takes though. There's a lot of montages along that road, and you don't seem to be built from it, young man.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey, guys, remember that one time that Knowsbleed talked a lot of smack about how the finalist that loses the final round of the Deathmatch should be banned, and then didn't even make it past the first round himself?

.

I didn't even nominate myself to be in these Deathmatches... so if your goal was to mock me, I don't see how you succeeded. I just think that the outcome of the Deathmatches would be more interesting if there was some sort of penalty for losing the final Deathmatch. Otherwise it will just be another "Yay, I won/Yay I lost" moment.

But yeah, keep thinking that I place that much self-worth on a message board contest I didn't even sign myself up for... I mean, you really had to use that GIF at one point or another, right?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Come, now. Everyone loves me except uncool kids who can't sing, dance, cook, ride a bicycle, smell what The Rock is cookin, brush their own teeth, read, see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or know the coolness of Zorro.

Your revelation skills was betrayed by your salty tears, Mark. You got fed up when everybody betrayed you, but there is a way out. If you can learn the power of the uppercut from Braincrusher you might win it all. Don't know if you have what it takes though. There's a lot of montages along that road, and you don't seem to be built from it, young man.

I... don't know what any of that meant. Except Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which I do like.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I... don't know what any of that meant. Except Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which I do like.

Come, now. Everyone loves me except uncool kids who can't sing, dance, cook, ride a bicycle, smell what The Rock is cookin, brush their own teeth, read, see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or know the coolness of Zorro.

He's straight up lovable.

Your revelation skills was betrayed by your salty tears, Mark.

JJJ's Ulcer revealing "E-Man is less than lovable" is a lie.

You got fed up when everybody betrayed you, but there is a way out. If you can learn the power of the uppercut from Braincrusher you might win it all. Don't know if you have what it takes though. There's a lot of montages along that road, and you don't seem to be built from it, young man.

.........................
Braincrusher is Groot.
Let's leave it at that.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Et Tu, Aziz?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Me what?

 

[E-Man]

I... don't know what any of that meant. Except Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which I do like.

How can you only like Cinnamon Toast Crunch? The only reasonable thing to do with Cinnamon Toast Crunch is to love it as much, if not more than, your own mother.

 

[ComicChick]

Nope, he will do the art next round.

i really wanna get past this round then. Vote CC yall

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

#SawyerSucks

 

[Sawyer]

#NoU

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Sawyer, your signature doesn't take video games into account. I know they aren't "cinema", but the Arkham series is borderline so, and the game industry is huge anyway.

Also, I don't buy current comic titles, but if you want to include those, how many Batman-related titles are there in comparison to Iron Man?

 

[Sawyer]

There are Iron Man video games, aren't there? I mean, I doubt they're as big as the Arkham series, but...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I sure haven't heard about them. :\

 

[Reek]

cinnamon toast crunch on vanilla ice cream is quite good.

Why not just get cinnamon ice cream? you might ask. In the words of the Ice Truck Killer... IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Are you asking about Iron Man games beside the ones based on the movies? There are almost none.

 

[Piper Maru]

Captain Crunch is best.

 

[Sawyer]

These matches have been mediocre. Announce winners so we can get to the next two already.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Don't be such a smarkass.

 

[Piper Maru]

Don't be such a smarkass.

 

[knowsbleed]

These matches have been mediocre. Announce winners so we can get to the next two already.

They wouldn't be mediocre if the losers actually got banned**...

... and yes, I realize I'm a loser and I would accept my banning... but if that were the case initially, I would have put more effort into winning.









**But nobody listens to me so **** the ********.

 

[Sawyer]

The matches are still going for another day?

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Superwoman Prime]

The matches are so sedate. I like it.

 

[Fallen Angel]

The matches are still going for another day?

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've been wondering why not make all these matches a day long with the semi and final being longer?

Everyone votes within the first day or so.