21st December 2012

In 14 days....

  • Destruction

  • Enlightenment

  • Normality

  • Don't know, don't care


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Proof firefighters have a sense of humour. :up:
 
well i for one think the stars going through the full procession since they started the calender at an arbitrary point is a good thing.
 
Where's Luis from yesterday who was preparing for an apocalyptic wasteland? Someone needs to knock on his shelter and tell him it's okay to come out.

I don't think anyone will ever watch the now suddenly horribly dated '2012' schlockbuster again, which makes this a good day for America.
 
it might be schlocky enough for some to watch
 
So whens the next Apocalypse for the crazy people to whine about ?
 
End of the World postponed to 2nd October 2027 due to construction delays

Breaking News!!

The End of the World expected for today 21st December 2012 has been postponed by the Powers That Be.
In an exclusive message the Powers That Be have revealed that the preparations for the World to Come are not yet complete (due to unforeseen construction delays) and the End of the World has had to be postponed. A new contractor has been anointed and appointed and the Powers That Be are utterly confident that the apocalypse will now take place when the Aztec calendar reaches the end of its next 52 year cycle on
2nd October 2027



:)
 
nope, just a regular boring day down under

So, just another day of chilling with God's deadliest creatures. Waking up to a funnelweb spider staring in your face, box jellyfish in your bathtub, great whites hiding behind your toaster.
 
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What if life is like a video game, and we all really died in the apocalypse last night, but we had an extra life. The invading alien, cthulu looking mother ****ers beat us so senseless we all got brain damaged, and forgot what happened.

On a not so jokey note, no drunks rambling in the streets, got a good full nights rest, and ready for the last work day before vacation.
 
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[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI[/YT]
 
So I woke up and ran to my window, I saw this blinding light and couldn't see anything! Turns out it was just the sun.
 
My power went out last night for six hours due to high winds.

SIX HOURS WITHOUT POWER, PEOPLE! :cmad:
THIS IS CATASTROPHIC! Living proof that the Mayans were right.
 
8:38 am in oakland ca...nothing so far
 
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You're all fools. The world just ended today at 11:48am, EST. Welcome to the new world, the world in which I have made this post!
 
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I don't think anyone will ever watch the now suddenly horribly dated '2012' schlockbuster again, which makes this a good day for America.

I'm going to go put it on now...thanks for the suggestion.
 
That movie is awesome, and it taught me that the worst way to die is drowning while giraffes watch.
 
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It also has Woody Harrelson's best role.
 
And John Cusack in the role Nicolas Cage was born to play.
 

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