3 Mexican girls tried to rape me!!

[L.A.]

Thats right, today at work 3 of my co-workers tried to rape me!!! I was just doing my work making the beds at the hospital and from behind 3 of the girls jumped me and tied me up to the bed with sheet covers!!! They knew my biggesst weakness was that I was extremely tickleish!!! They stuck a sock in my mouth so no one would hear the screams and they literally tickle me to death!!! I never been sooooo violated before in my entire life!!! Now I need your help guys, and gals!!! How do I come back on them *****es!!!

 

[passerby]

I see no problem, if anything ask for more.

 

[Golgo-13]

Thats right, today at work 3 of my co-workers tried to rape me!!! I was just doing my work making the beds at the hospital and from behind 3 of the girls jumped me and tied me up to the bed with sheet covers!!! They knew my biggesst weakness was that I was extremely tickleish!!! They stuck a sock in my mouth so no one would hear the screams and they literally tickle me to death!!! I never been sooooo violated before in my entire life!!! Now I need your help guys, and gals!!! How do I come back on them *****es!!!

Call INS

 

[Agent Muños]

Thats right, today at work 3 of my co-workers tried to rape me!!! I was just doing my work making the beds at the hospital and from behind 3 of the girls jumped me and tied me up to the bed with sheet covers!!! They knew my biggesst weakness was that I was extremely tickleish!!! They stuck a sock in my mouth so no one would hear the screams and they literally tickle me to death!!! I never been sooooo violated before in my entire life!!! Now I need your help guys, and gals!!! How do I come back on them *****es!!!

rape them. duh.

 

[L.A.]

Call INS

Im pretty sure there legal

 

[Catman]

Thats right, today at work 3 of my co-workers tried to rape me!!! I was just doing my work making the beds at the hospital and from behind 3 of the girls jumped me and tied me up to the bed with sheet covers!!! They knew my biggesst weakness was that I was extremely tickleish!!! They stuck a sock in my mouth so no one would hear the screams and they literally tickle me to death!!! I never been sooooo violated before in my entire life!!! Now I need your help guys, and gals!!! How do I come back on them *****es!!!

The rule is that rape only counts if its done by another man! If a big black guy would have [CENSORED] you in the ass, then yeah, it would have been rape. This on the other hand is a bad April Fools joke.

 

[Darthphere]

Thats right, today at work 3 of my co-workers tried to rape me!!! I was just doing my work making the beds at the hospital and from behind 3 of the girls jumped me and tied me up to the bed with sheet covers!!! They knew my biggesst weakness was that I was extremely tickleish!!! They stuck a sock in my mouth so no one would hear the screams and they literally tickle me to death!!! I never been sooooo violated before in my entire life!!! Now I need your help guys, and gals!!! How do I come back on them *****es!!!

Nobody has banned this ******* yet?

Anyway, rape them back?

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

 

[L.A.]

Nobody has banned this ******* yet?

Anyway, rape them back?

Ok nothing that involves jail time

 

[Mister J]

How do I come back on them *****es!!!

You just answered your own question.

Call INS

 

[hey yo its sean]

God. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

 

[Darthphere]

Ok nothing that involves jail time

You only get jail time if you get caught.

 

[L.A.]

You only get jail time if you get caught.

Im a Pre-ejaculator, so yea I will definetely get caught

 

[Catman]

Im a Pre-ejaculator

So is Darhphere but that doesn't stop him.

 

[Addendum]

Im a Pre-ejaculator, so yea I will definetely get caught

******* isn't rape

 

[Darthphere]

Im a Pre-ejaculator, so yea I will definetely get caught

Yeah, umm....

So is Darhphere but that doesn't stop him.

ROFLCOPTER!!!11!!1 Don't you have some Pizza Hut milf to fantasize about?

 

[Mee]

Tickling is considered rape now?

I think I raped my sister before then.

 

[Catman]

Tickling is considered rape now?

I think I raped my sister before then.

I think I raped my dog!

 

[The Chairman]

So does this mean that all these years as a todler I was playing with Rape-Me Elmo?

 

[Mee]

So does this mean that all these years as a todler I was playing with Rape-Me Elmo?

And you thought Elmo was creepy before...

 

[passerby]

And you thought Elmo was creepy before...

Did you know that Elmo's a monster? I thought you were supposed to be afraid of monsters?

 

[Tangled Web]

Rape-Me Elmo

Tickle him and he sings Nirvana.

 

[nosebleed.]

Tickling is considered rape now?

I think I raped my sister before then.

you animal, did she rape you back? did you buy her a rape me elmo doll?

 

[Mee]

No doll, but yes she did rape me back. x 100

 

[jimmy]

Women love semi-rape.