Talking to girls online

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  1. kainedamo Registered

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    So... 'tis a tricky business talking to girls. It's like, one word wrong, and all of a sudden you're too "pushy". Whatever that means. "Just date me already or I'll beat the **** out of you". How's that for pushy? I have this vision of girls who say they've been "creeped" out by something you said going back home, and hugging themselves naked in the corner, crying, like they've been raped or something. Grow some balls, women.

    So anyway. I've been talking to this girl online for a good 2 months or so. That clearly means she digs me. We send messages back and forth on this website and ****. So I'm thinking, when the **** can we meet up already. But girls are weirdos, right? I mean, bat**** insane. If you asked the question "when can we meet up" her female bull**** kicks in and she thinks "he's too pushy - NEVER GONNA TALK TO HIM AGAIN!". Or, "but I only ever thought of him as a friend", as though somehow they didn't recognise that you have a penis.

    So I thought I'd post a message or two of hers and you guys could tell me what you think, plus I'd post my latest response.

    My response...

    Yeah thats right, she knows I'm into comic books! When I briefly brought it up at first, she responded by saying how she liked Batman Begins. So there.

    The part I put in bold is the key. "we should have a dvd night" could be falsely interpreted by the female mind as "he wants me at his house?? ewww how creepy! he wants to sex me straight away", when I simply like the idea of having a dvd night.

    p.s This post is about 80% satire. Its so I don't look so loserish asking for advice on how to talk to girls ONLINE, asking on a messageboard of all things.
     
  2. StorminNorman Registered

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    Yup, this is a Kainedamo thread.
     
  3. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Kainedamo in true fashion.
     
  4. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    :dry:

    Yeah I can't see why you're having so much problems...
     
  5. oakzap425 Registered

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    ... I used to cyber all the time. You could never say any thing to make me feel like you're being "pushy". :o


















    Man, I haven't done that crap in ages. Brings me back. I need to start chatting again... :dry:
     
  6. oakzap425 Registered

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    You need to dump that trick for the simple fact she doesn't use correct punctuation and her spelling is bad. :down

    I'm ashamed of you. I thought your standards were higher. :(
     
  7. Sensi Me

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    You are showing her PRIVATE responses to you. I would hope no girl would talk to you here after seeing that. I would say more but ... I just hope you can read my mind.
     
  8. SuBe Voluntaryist

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    Here we go again.
     
  9. kainedamo Registered

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    See thats the problem with you broads right there. You expect us men to read your mind!
     
  10. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    pm's from several young hypesters in 5....4....3....
     
  11. oakzap425 Registered

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    Nope. Not yet, anyways.
     
  12. oakzap425 Registered

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    ...Whatever's. Give me the right smilie, and send me some ecards and I'm yours forev's. :heart: :grin:
     
  13. kainedamo Registered

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    So the part where I say, you're welcome about the compliment. Should I add onto that?

    "Damn, girl!"

    Or like, "if I met you, I'd probably be quite shy!" or what? Hmm... I suppose that would be individual to the girl. Some girls like shy guys. Some girls like guys that behave like they're black :huh:
     
  14. bell110 Drunk on Capitol Hill

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    She uses :p too much.
     
  15. oakzap425 Registered

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    Alot of girls do.

    Another thing. Should I be more flirtatious? There is a fine line between flirty and sleazy. Like, "yeah, if only santa got me you this year, hahahaha!". Thats lame.
     
  17. Sensi Me

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    I am a lady. I would think you would not need to read my mind to know I would not like to be called broad.
     
  18. oakzap425 Registered

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    >...And that's 1 pm!
     
  19. kainedamo Registered

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    Feminist! :cmad:
     
  20. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    [bloodninja] I put on my robe and wizard hat. [/bloodninja]
     
  21. oakzap425 Registered

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    Now that would be sleazy... :o
     
  22. oakzap425 Registered

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    ...Don't worry. I like it when my men make me cry. :oldrazz:
     
  23. amazingfantasy15 Registered

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    Uh, she's totally right, don't post an email someone sent you on an internet message board, that's not mindreading, just common sense. We could've understood without the emails. Here's some advice though; What type of site is it? Something like MySpace or a dating site, if it's a dating site, ask to take off online within the first few emails, if it's something like MySpace chances are a lot less likely that she wants to see you offline. Also ask to meet at a neutral place at first like a bar or coffee shop, don't invite her to your house/apartment.
     
  24. bell110 Drunk on Capitol Hill

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    Dame?
     
  25. Starbird Registered

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    Sensi I appreciate your opinion.

    And Jesus..lol kainedamo...I would just leave her..or back off I guess?
     

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