50 Shades of Grey - Part 1

[DeadPresident]

Jay-Z must have a thing for over-rated performers I guess.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

And she's a poor man's J-Lo.

Rihanna and Jlo aren't doing the same thing.

 

[mclay18]

Yes, it's R-rated. The reasons: "strong sexual content including dialogue, some unusual behavior and graphic nudity, and for language."

http://boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=mpaa&p=.htm

 

[terry78]

Unusual for who?

 

[Greens]

The MPAA is racist.

 

[Sawyer]

Yes, it's R-rated. The reasons: "strong sexual content including dialogue, some unusual behavior and graphic nudity, and for language."

http://boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=mpaa&p=.htm

And yet none from Dornan.

 

[Sawyer]

"I was listening to it while I was swimming, and I almost drowned" - girl on TMZ just now, talking about the audiobook.

 

[Lily Adler]

Seriously my fellow ladies do need to find better erotica in the future. I've read a little of that book and it reads like it was written by a drunk 15 year old girl.

I get enough from Fanfiction.Net, thank you.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I just learned two people bought front row, middle section seats for this, on opening day at my local theatre, when every other seat is still available.

 

[Sawyer]

Who wants to sit in the front row at a movie? Have these people not seen that episode of Seinfeld?

 

[WorthyStevens]

I was in front row opening night of Spider-Man 3, off to the far right. To this day my neck's still traumatized.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I just learned two people bought front row, middle section seats for this, on opening day at my local theatre, when every other seat is still available.

But the back row is the best place to *********e.

 

[terry78]

But the back row is the best place to *********e.

Disclaimer: Spidey is not being sarcastic.

 

[Snow Queen]

Disclaimer: Spidey is not being sarcastic.

This is why she was always alone in the back during Man of Steel screenings.

 

[jaymes_e06]

But the back row is the best place to *********e.

The reason that now woman on earth could drag me to see Magic Mike.

 

[WorthyStevens]

But the back row is the best place to *********e.

With this movie, it won't matter where you'll be sitting.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

This is why she was always alone in the back during Man of Steel screenings.

See this is how much of a huge nerd I am, Superhero movies are my porn.

 

[Rodrigo90]

That new movie, Bound, with Charisma Carpenter is pretty awesome.......well, it's better than this

 

[mclay18]

Is the film suppose to take place in New York? If so, they're not hiding that it's Montreal at all, with all them various skyline shots of that great Qubeacian city!

It takes place in Seattle, but filmed in Vancouver. Like most of the Twilight films...

BTW, for anyone who wants to see Dornan's wang, just Google it. Saved you $10 right there.

 

[Drizzle]

Maybe they're saving Dornan's peen for the sequel, like War Machine in the first Iron Man.

"Next time, baby."

 

[Marvolo]

If women want bdsm and terrible dialogue and plotting why don't they just watch pornography for free online? They aren't fooling anyone. Everyone knows they are reading this crap for the fantasy and sex. They might as well admit it to themselves and just save themselves a trip and fuel and money going to watch this twihard fan porn in theaters.

 

[Pink Ranger]

But the back row is the best place to *********e.

You and Anna Kendrick can share a popcorn.

 

[mclay18]

If women want bdsm and terrible dialogue and plotting why don't they just watch pornography for free online? They aren't fooling anyone.

A lot of the online porn just isn't that great, nothing truly stimulating. Just people going through the motions and gratuitous close-ups. Plus the acting leaves a lot to be desired.

A movie like In the Realm of the Senses is much more erotic than 95% of porn, but it can get extreme at times. It makes 50 Shades look like a PG-13 film by comparison.

 

[Rowsdower!]

This is going to be so bad, lol. That scene they keep showing where she goes into his office to interview him is laugh-out-loud hilarious.

 

[terry78]

Women like....*shudder*.....stories with their porn.