Night 1
1. Unhinged (2020) dir. Derrick Borte
Bite-Sized Review: Five years on and the sheer presence of Crowe is still every bit as potent as his girth. He attacks with such fearless ferocity that it's easily to buy into the building insanity. The resulting Final Destination deaths are just the icing on the cake.
***1/2
2. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) dir. Jim Gillespie
Bite-Sized Review: A competent slasher elevated by all the crushes for those of us who grew up with it.
**1/2
3. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) dir. Danny Cannon
Bite-Sized Review: So hilariously rushed that they clearly decided to build it around their only real asset, JLH's hotness. Which, you know, fair play.
*1/2
4. I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) dir. Jennifer Kaytin Robinson (NEW)
Bite-Sized Review: Really disappointed with this one. Robinson's Do Revenge is a personal favorite. But everything I love about that movie is missing here, outside of some pretty decent shots. There is no forward momentum, tension or even creative kills. And if that wasn't enough, the ending is all time bizarre and not in a fun 28 Years Later kind of way. Much like it's predcessors the film's saving grace is the smoking hot cast. Which, again. Fair play.
**