A fat question

[Master Chief]

I dunno, it was like, a dying simmering. Like when you throw butter onto a griddle or something and it makes that kind of noise.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I dunno, it was like, a dying simmering. Like when you throw butter onto a griddle or something and it makes that kind of noise.

Alrighty...

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be offended or even care...

 

[Master Chief]

It's all good, I was dropped on my head.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

It's all good, I was dropped on my head.

You poor soul.

 

[Muze]

i loved a fat girl once (4 year relationship). then her beard started growing out. now me, i'm pretty much body obsessed. i run every day and get my money's worth out of a gym membership. but this was just a requirment for myself. it wasn't her weight that bothered me, initially. it was the 3 or 4 sharp whiskers on her chin. it's like she just stopped caring. and that's when i started noticing her weight. needless to say. i've kind of been put off of the chubbies.

 

[Crooklyn]

That description has just ruined my Christmas day.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I've been accused of dating a 'fat' girl for some time. I don't get the issue over bodyweight, I really don't.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I've been accused of dating a 'fat' girl for some time. I don't get the issue over bodyweight, I really don't.

I agree with you.

There are so many definitions of 'fat' that it is very hard to actually understand what it means.

 

[Master Chief]

As long as a person ain't completely round anywhere, it's all good.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I agree with you.

There are so many definitions of 'fat' that it is very hard to actually understand what it means.

See, my woman is described as 'fat' by a lot of people, but she's actually a perfect hourglass and healthy. She was training to be an olympic swimmer, so she has broad hips and shoulders, and a fair bit of muscle. For that, she gets labeled 'fat' by complete strangers. I don't think a UK 14 is all that fat.

 

[Kyalesyin]

As long as a person ain't completely round anywhere, it's all good.

I think big hips are very very attractive on a woman, but only when combined with a narrow waist. No matter how bit the hips are, if the waist is 8 inches narrower or more she's healthy.

 

[Crooklyn]

See, my woman is described as 'fat' by a lot of people, but she's actually a perfect hourglass and healthy. She was training to be an olympic swimmer, so she has broad hips and shoulders, and a fair bit of muscle. For that, she gets labeled 'fat' by complete strangers. I don't think a UK 14 is all that fat.

Height & measurements?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

See, my woman is described as 'fat' by a lot of people, but she's actually a perfect hourglass and healthy. She was training to be an olympic swimmer, so she has broad hips and shoulders, and a fair bit of muscle. For that, she gets labeled 'fat' by complete strangers. I don't think a UK 14 is all that fat.

The people who call her 'fat' aren't worth your time. They are lesser beings that should be ignored as if they're little ants.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Height & measurements?

5'6. Size seven feet. 30'' waist, 40'' hips 38-40'' chest depending on cycle. She struggles with blouses and formal trousers because her thighs and biceps are so muscular. Part of the problem is that she was on steriods for most of her life to control her bad excema- they didn't know she had celiacs, which was causing it, although now that she's been diagnosed she's lost a little of the mass because we're eating properly.

Dress size 14.

 

[Kyalesyin]

The people who call her 'fat' aren't worth your time. They are lesser beings that should be ignored as if they little ants.

I've been working in helping her get her self-esteem up to a workable level. Children are the worst. I finally got her into a skirt the other week. We went out shopping and some little brat who had to be at least ten [old enough to bloody know better] pointed at her and said very loudly 'mummy, why are that woman's legs so fat? She's got a really big bum!' His mother was a stick insect that had been ovenbaked and rolled in brozning powder, so I'm sure the comparison from his eyes was quite stark, but even so.

My Stef burst into tears and we went home early. I might have accidentally bashed the kid about the head with my basket on the way.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I've been working in helping her get her self-esteem up to a workable level. Children are the worst. I finally got her into a skirt the other week. We went out shopping and some little brat who had to be at least ten [old enough to bloody know better] pointed at her and said very loudly 'mummy, why are that woman's legs so fat? She's got a really big bum!' His mother was a stick insect that had been ovenbaked and rolled in brozning powder, so I'm sure the comparison from his eyes was quite stark, but even so.

They're just insects. Just find a good magnifying glass.

My Stef burst into tears and we went home early. I might have accidentally bashed the kid about the head with my basket on the way.

You and I really have a lot in common.

 

[Kyalesyin]

They're just insects. Just find a good magnifying glass.



You and I really have a lot in common.

Severly overprotective and highly aggressive with a deep seated loathing for other people's children??

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Severly overprotective and highly aggressive with a deep seated loathing for other people's children??

I've found my twin at last!

 

[Kyalesyin]

I've found my twin at last!

So, are you the evil one or am I?! This calls for a road trip!

 

[Master Chief]

So both of you are woman twins? Holy jeezuz.

 

[Crooklyn]

5'6. Size seven feet. 30'' waist, 40'' hips 38-40'' chest depending on cycle. She struggles with blouses and formal trousers because her thighs and biceps are so muscular. Part of the problem is that she was on steriods for most of her life to control her bad excema- they didn't know she had celiacs, which was causing it, although now that she's been diagnosed she's lost a little of the mass because we're eating properly.

Dress size 14.

Those measurements for a girl her size are...crazy.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Those measurements for a girl her size are...crazy.

Crazy how? She's got fantastic curves.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

So, are you the evil one or am I?!

Let's take turns.

This calls for a road trip!

-grabs bags-

 

[Kyalesyin]

Let's take turns.



-grabs bags-

Takin' turns at being evil? Sweet!

Meet me at the dockyards at midnight.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Takin' turns at being evil? Sweet!

Meet me at the dockyards at midnight.

ok! We need to devise a plan on how to eliminate our enemies too!

The INSECTS MUST DIE!