Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew

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  1. Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon!

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    Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew



    1. [*]Crying is blackmail.
      [*]Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
      [*]Don't cut your hair. Ever.
      [*]Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
      [*]Get rid of your cat.
      [*]Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
      [*]Anything you wear is fine. Really.
      [*]Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
      [*]You have too many shoes.
      [*]If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
      [*]Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
      [*]Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
      [*]Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
      [*]Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
      [*]A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
      [*]Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
      [*]Sunday = Sports
      [*]If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
      [*]If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
      [*]Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
      [*]Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
      [*]You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
      [*]Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
      [*]You have enough clothes.
      [*]Nothing says "I love you" like sex.

    If you have any additions, feel free.
     
  2. GoldenAgeHero Registered

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    preach it brotha!!!
     
  3. Moviefan2k4 Registered

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    With the exceptions of numbers 13, 20, 21, and 25, that list made me laugh.
     
  4. Jack Rabbit i roll twenties

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    Thanks for the disclaimer, you ****.:huh:
     
  5. Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon!

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    disclaimer for what?
     
  6. Halloween Registered

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    Uh, no. 17 needs to be fixed. Everyday there is sports for us guys!
     
  7. Majik1387 Registered

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    I'm surprised the razor rule isn't there.
     
  8. Motown Marvel Crimson and Clover

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    26. make me french toast.
     
  9. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    27: Don't tell us everything is 'fine' while you bottom lip hangs past your chin.
     
  10. dpm07 Hiking Hero

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    These are fine and established rules. I endorse this list.
     
  11. S_H_F_4839 Hulk Smash

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    I printed this list off for my roomates gf.
     
  12. the_ultimate_evil CURSE YOU GIN MONKEY.

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    everything is true
     
  13. ****ing hilarious.

    :D
     
  14. bullets bang bang

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    It is all true . Also if your going to look at a girl and she notices just smile and give her a thumbs up . It takes the heat off you . Alss girls need to realize it is instinct to look if someone walks by especially if they have a nice @ss
     
  15. SoulManX The Inspector!

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    Great list:woot:
     
  16. Sloth7d Escapist

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    You forgot, "If your not interested, say so from the beginning. No guy initially hangs with a girl just to be friends, or atleast assume this to prevent anyone from being lead on."
     
  17. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    i'm sure that was posted like a month ago:huh:

    anyhoo, no matter how hard you try the pub will always be more important that whatever you're watching at the time
     
  18. oakzap425 Registered

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    I know all these rules, because most of my friends are male. I agree, also.

    Girls are ******ed... seriously.
     
  19. Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon!

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    oakzap, are you a girl?
     
  20. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    You just stepped into a mine field.
     
  21. Dangerous Registered

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    Best thing to do is slap em, keep em in check.
     
  22. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    LOL @ 24. I know that women dressing sexy does not give anyone the right to ogle them, but you're not weaing revealing stuff just to make yourself feel good, don't lie about it. You want someone to look. That earlier trend of chicks wearing shorts that had phrases on the ass...prime example.
     
  23. Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon!

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    If you never ask, then you'll never know.
     
  24. SuBe Voluntaryist

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    29. You can buy dinner sometime, too.
    30. If we are going to go out, just pick the clothes for me, don't tell us it doesn't match and make us change again. Do it right from the begining!
     
  25. oakzap425 Registered

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    how does my previous post not clue you in that I have a vagina?
     

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