A Gang of 5th Graders are Gunning for You: How Many Can You Take Out?

[Asteroid-Man]

fire ants? you are one messed up dude....

[BLACKOUT]In my dream it's a nest of scorpions[/BLACKOUT]

 

[bullets]

How ironic.....It always been a dream of mine to fight gangs of 5th graders, and now there is a thread about it??? Except in my dream there all over developed Japanese school girls and I am in a canary yellow thong with a shaggy mustache ,combat boots, and carrying a ghetto blaster that I place on the ground and turn up to 11 before we throw down, it's playing Whip-it by Devo. Then it starts raining...no a cool rain but a moist warm tropical rain and all the girls makeup runs. Then I face the teacher, Mrs. Crabtree,..but she's no Japanese she's from Sweden...and talks in a thick accent and has chocolate all over her body. Then an elephant walks by and tips his big sombrero with his trunk and winks at me. Thats when I lock up with Mrs. Crabtree and she can keep her lip from quivering as she eventually gives in and we make love on a nest of fire ants.......How ironic?

your what would happen if woody allen became a porno director.