I asked out a total stranger. Find out how I did!

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So like, get this!

I was in town today walking about. You know those charity people that stop you on the street to try to get you to sign stuff? Well I spotted one of them down the street, thought she looked cute, and this had been on my mind for some time... if I want a girl I'm going to have to go out and find one. I sat on a bench and thought about it. It wouldn't be difficult, because usually those people stop you in the street anyway! There's half of the awkwardness gone already!

So I went and bought some chewing gum, chewed it, put it in a bin, and went walking over to her. She stopped me and she put out her hand and we shook hands, she asked me my name and stuff. Why didn't I think of this before?? It's genius really! The awkwardnes of saying hello and introducing yourself... totally gone!

So I let her talk away about her charity. She asks me to sign up, I'm all like "I can't afford that! I'm unemployed!" and she says it's only £8 a month, which doesn't sound too bad. So eventually I say "well... what time do you finish work at?". And she tells me, and I say "do you wanna go somewhere and get a drink or something?".

She says then, she'll give me her email address if I sign up for the charity. So I do. Now I know what you're all thinking! But the story continues.

I get home, think about what I can say in my email. I send her an email, she replies with her msn addy, we talk on msn for a few hours, getting along very well. Definately seems like we'll be meeting up at some point.

She seems very nice AND we have alot in common. She likes comic books!! She buys Marvel!! Fantastic! I don't meet many people that get comics! We also have similar tastes in video games and movies. Now I know similar tastes isn't everything, but damn that's a good start! I picked out a total stranger and she has alot in common with me!

I know what some of you DOUBTERS are thinking. I'm going to call you, Tommy Mc-doubter-son. You're thinking the story is bull****. Well I've never lied to you before, my comrades!

Looks like my luck is finally changing!
 
This is very sad.
 
kainedamo said:
So I let her talk away about her charity. She asks me to sign up, I'm all like "I can't afford that! I'm unemployed!"

Good way to start a relationship. She already knows you're cheap, so no expectations.
 
Try doing that in the United States and you'll hear "I have a boyfriend" or Get away from me you creep!"
 
Yeah, you never tell a girl that you're unemployed. down:
 
Hahahaha. 2 weeks from now...


''OMFG teh STRANGER IS VICKI'S COWORKER OKKKKK???
 
She's a serial killer. I just know it.

jag
 
Tangled Web said:
Yeah, you never tell a girl that you're unemployed. down:

Yeah, take it from Tangled. He dry humped a total stranger. :up:
 
Kaine, you need a hooker dude. Seriously, if you get laid you'll stop thinking about things so much and it'll be a lot easier. Personaly I'd never hit it with a prostitute, but they provide a neccessary service for gentleman like yourself. It'll only be a one time deal, I'm sure.
 
I got prepared to deploy mocking-missiles...but I have to admit that as sad as this is, it beats "Need Help. There's this girl I really like. How do you ask a girl out?" by miles.
 
I end up with total strangers every weekend lol
 
Well, this is at least a step up for kaine. We should try being at least a little supportive.

Good on you:up:
 
Mr. Thing said:
Yeah, take it from Tangled. He dry humped a total stranger. :up:
Yes, and not once did I say "I don't have any money, I'm unemployed!"
 
Jesus Christ. He expects a party because he's getting a date from a woman who wants money from him.
 
I love the thread title. Like we all want advice from him. Haha.:D
 
Drakon said:
Jesus Christ. He expects a party because he's getting a date from a woman who wants money from him.

That's what I said.
 
You don't have to say anything with drunk chicks in concerts, Tangled Web.
 
kainedamo said:
You don't have to say anything with drunk chicks in concerts, Tangled Web.
Oooo. Let the insults begin!
 
kainedamo said:
You don't have to say anything with drunk chicks in concerts, Tangled Web.
Yeah but, you don't even tell them that you don't have money.

Anyway, this is a good first step for you. :up:
 
Oh and kain,when you were on msn with her,did you start talking about comics? Or did she?
 
She'll more than likely dump you in a heartbeat if she finds out why you signed up for the charity. What's the charity for btw?
 

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