A Marvel Thing That Will Hurt Your Head

Sure he could. Then he'd lift it anyway.

 

he would create something so heavy he couldn't lift it....then he would increase his own strength and lift it.....and the cycle starts again

 

I firmly believe TOAA is actually Stan Lee........and there's nothin' he can't do.

 

The TOAA is Jack Kirby, actually.

And Jack Kirby can do anything he wants to.

 

I've got one:

Explain Cable's origin is less than 5 words.

 

Mutant baby->timetravel->geezer

 

"He's a Summers."

There. That explains everything.

 

Cyclops' timetraveling son with guns.

 

Second most F'd up Origin

 

Rob Liefeld created it.

I win.

 

Except Cable isn't an it.

"Rob Liefeld created him"

I WIN!

 

Have you seen Cable's schlong? I rest my case.

 

That's not something you should be proud of.

 

Not seeing Cable's schlong? I'm definitely proud of that.

 

You're off your game dude.

 

You just lack reading comprehension skills.

 

Cable is an it, considering he's not a living organism. He's just a few pencil strokes combined with ink and coloring on paper.

 

Semantical bull****.

 

Sorry, I just think it's dangerous to personify literary character TOO much. That's how religious wars get started, you know?

 

You sound like a dead trickster in Countdown

 

Rest his soul.

 

Psionic, time traveling head case

 

Character who never needed existence.