A Study On The Beauty Of Women...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That reminds me....

"Mom I want some grilled cheese for lunch!!!"

gna haw - *zAng*

 

[Machx72]

So, the women you're planning on portraying in your comic won't have any character attributes or traits? 'Cuz, I gotta agree with red....those are the essence of a woman, not two-dimensional **** and a small waist.

jag

I didn't ask for essence, I asked for what physical traits are admired in a woman by men and women alike.

I didn't ask if you thought it'd work.

I didn't ask if you think she should be have an admirable personality.

You don't know the character, you don't know the background, nor do you need to. I know what I'm doing, I know what I'm trying to get out of this, and I'm not trying to find out whether or not you think what I'm doing will work.

It's what each person views as an aesthetically perfect woman. Like I told the others, if you're not willing to tell the other writers and me that, then don't bother. We've got a plan, part of it involves finding out what physical traits are viewed as "perfect beauty" so to speak, in a woman.

 

[jaguarr]

I didn't ask for essence, I asked for what physical traits are admired in a woman by men and women alike.

I didn't ask if you thought it'd work.

I didn't ask if you think she should be have an admirable personality.

You don't know the character, you don't know the background, nor do you need to. I know what I'm doing, I know what I'm trying to get out of this, and I'm not trying to find out whether or not you think what I'm doing will work.

It's what each person views as an aesthetically perfect woman. Like I told the others, if you're not willing to tell the other writers and me that, then don't bother. We've got a plan, part of it involves finding out what physical traits are viewed as "perfect beauty" so to speak, in a woman.

Well, it's nice to see that you're trying to take a true, three-dimensional look at women in your storyline as a "writer", then. Good luck. Methinks you'll need it.

jag

 

[AndThePickles]

Impractically ****in awesome. I like 'em round and big!

Good thing you have big hands

Sure I've told this story before. Man, I was playing this game at a strip club where you gotta nail the chick in the cooch with a balled up dollar bill. Well my stripper was hot and I wanted to win; you get a kiss on the cheek if you win. Well I got it on like my 2nd try and right when she was gonna plant one on me, this other stripper runs in and says "I got this one, he'll like this better than a kiss".Sshe was older and had implants waaaay too big and this lady throws my head in between these two size FF planets on her chest. I couldn't breathe and I was crying in there. Yeah it sucks but there was still this "**** Yeah!" aura about the whole thing.

SMH everytime I hear this tale. Only you would have a near death experience but still say "**** yeah!" because it involved boobies. Hard ones at that Poor babes.

 

[Prognosticator]

^ Colossal Spoons?...More like Colossal Poons!

 

[Canadian Rider]

For more info kid ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_proportions

Thanks for a great story C. Great day here at the hype ...

 

[Machx72]

For more info kid ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_proportions

Thanks for a great story C. Great day here at the hype ...

I know proportions, that's not what I'm asking for.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Well excuuuuuuussssssssssseeeeeeeee me!

 

[AndThePickles]

^ Colossal Spoons?...More like Colossal Poons!

Pssh, the only poon he's getting is mine

 

[jaguarr]

Pssh, the only poon he's getting is mine

Is it Colossal?

jag

 

[Cyrusbales]

well you want someone who's pure and stuff, but also willing to get down and dirty and learns very quickly....

 

[AndThePickles]

Is it Colossal?

jag

Having a colossal poon would be pretty gross

"Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!" ~that chubby girl in "Mean Girls"

 

[BRUTAL]

Is it Colossal?

jag

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ohh visions of Arby hamburgers suddenly coming to mind after just eating .... wwwwwwreeeeeeeeettttchh!~

 

[AndThePickles]

Hahaha

 

[jaguarr]

LOFL! Nicely done, BRUTAL.

jag

 

[Canadian Rider]

8/10 sir. Now if the dolphin was swimming off camera full marks then!

 

[SapphirePrima]

I think we're all in agreement girls who are a size 0 by choice and have a cups and look like skeltons are disgusting.But on a woman is beautiful. No matter who she is.

 

[heypapajinx]

That'd be funny if it was that way with dudes.

"Kenneth is so great, but his 10 inch **** just looks so comical and repulsive.
Why can't I meet a guy with a nice, tasteful, understated 4 or 5 inches? "

actually it is.
i finally got the change to sleep with this guy that i had a crush on for years only to my dismay he was about 10".
the whole time i was like "OWCH! OWCH! OWCH! OWCH!!"

 

[redmarvel]

now Red. What is happening in the kitchen? Dammit!

The oil is beginning to warm up, and I'm trying to decide what needs to be covered in powdered sugar

 

[redmarvel]

We're looking for physical attributes, actually.

Physically, you want a minor imperfection to make them more "human". Good nails, but not too long unless you're going for a "clawed" fighter. Average height, unless you're going for something like She-Hulk. Good abs and calfs. Arms slightly muscular but not outrageously so.

The hardest decision is breasts and tush, and I'm the wrong gal to ask on that (in high school I was a B, after high school I was a C, now after baby I'm a D). In real life it's much easier to buy clothes that fit properly if you're a B. Anything higher and you have watch out with the blouses that button in the front - the buttons tend to pop open at inopportune times. For an "A" cup, make the tush the same size. "B" cup, make the tush half the size of the breasts. Anything higher, 1/3rd the size.

 

[Canadian Rider]

So I read that last post first Red. Great description and excellent advice.

Then I read your previous post and yowzas!

 

[AndThePickles]

actually it is.
i finally got the change to sleep with this guy that i had a crush on for years only to my dismay he was about 10".
the whole time i was like "OWCH! OWCH! OWCH! OWCH!!"

Ouch Yeah I have to agree that enormous penises are a turn-off to most women. That "10" is so ****in hot!" thing is definitely a porno stereotype. No one wants to have a hole poked through their vagina.

 

[terry78]

Just create a woman with 34 DD, a 10 inch waist, and 24 inch hips. But to make her flawed, give her a big nose.

 

[Erzengel]

Ouch Yeah I have to agree that enormous penises are a turn-off to most women. That "10" is so ****in hot!" thing is definitely a porno stereotype. No one wants to have a hole poked through their vagina.

Ow...my brain.