A woman thought I was a hooker

[SapphirePrima]

So I was walking to the corner store to buy some chips which is about half a block away from my house. I change my mind halfway and go back home. A man in a black Cadallaic pulls into the driveway across the street from mines. Somehow a woman who lives 2 house down from mines assumes I came out of the car she yells to me "I know you ain't hooking for that white man Those white men need to stay away from young black girls like you" I was appalled. I told her I'm not then she was like "Good. I thought I was gonna have to... put a hook through both of you "

There are rumors of hookers in my city but I was offened. I was dressed modestly. I was wearing a pair of applebottoms jeans that you couldn't even tell they were applebottoms because of my oversized jacket. A blue scoopneck with a flower pin. And black slip on shoes. That's not hookerish is it? I'm 16. My boobs were not out either.

 

[Babs Gordon]

You have retractable boobs?!?!

 

[tzarinna]

Lol,you poor dear.

 

[SapphirePrima]

ahaahahah. The funny thing is about this a friend of mind always jokes about me being a hooker.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

You have retractable boobs?!?!

you don't?

 

[Abaddon]

haha, how did the guy react?

 

[Babs Gordon]

The best I can do fuzz is squash them down under a sports bra.

 

[SapphirePrima]

haha, how did the guy react?

I didn't see his face. He was rushing in his house no pun intended.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

How old would you guess the woman is? She could be senile.

 

[Honey Vibe]

You have retractable boobs?!?!

and a zoom feature

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That'll teach you to hook!

 

[SapphirePrima]

How old would you guess the woman is? She could be senile.

She was proably in her late 30's.

 

[Golgo-13]

You have retractable boobs?!?!

Quote of the year!t:

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

The best I can do fuzz is squash them down under a sports bra.

That really does work well. Maybe one day there'll be lazers.

 

[Honey Vibe]

How old would you guess the woman is? She could be senile.

Maybe she was just a ninny.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

So I was walking to the corner store to buy some chips which is about half a block away from my house. I change my mind halfway and go back home. A man in a black Cadallaic pulls into the driveway across the street from mines. Somehow a woman who lives 2 house down from mines assumes I came out of the car she yells to me "I know you ain't hooking for that white man Those white men need to stay away from young black girls like you" I was appalled. I told her I'm not then she was like "Good. I thought I was gonna have to... put a hook through both of you "

There are rumors of hookers in my city but I was offened. I was dressed modestly. I was wearing a pair of applebottoms jeans that you couldn't even tell they were applebottoms because of my oversized jacket. A blue scoopneck with a flower pin. And black slip on shoes. That's not hookerish is it? I'm 16. My boobs were not out either.

i need a pic to see, but it could've been. hahaha hooking for a white man?! hilarious.

 

[SLVRSR4]

Do you live near a bus stop? I see a lot of hookers at bus stops

 

[SapphirePrima]

No I live in suburuban Detriot. I was about a half mile away from a bustop.
No pics for you GAH.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

h8r! and i was talking posting a pick notpming me one, ho.lol

 

[Kritish]

No I live in suburuban Detriot. I was about a half mile away from a bustop.
No pics for you GAH.

I'm sorry.

 

[Charlie No-One]

You have retractable boobs?!?!

That is great. You had me laughing for a while.

 

[SapphirePrima]

I'm sorry.

Why? my city is quite dull.

this basicaly was the shirt GH but dark blue and I had a flower pin on.

 

[TNC9852002]

I find your lack of pics disturbing...We need uh, pics now. Pics, please.

-TNC

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Why? my city is quite dull.

this basicaly was the shirt GH but dark blue and I had a flower pin on.

maybe you had too much jewelry on

 

[SapphirePrima]

maybe you had too much jewelry on

I had on my school ID, a pair of chandalier earrings and a dogtag chain.