I was just assaulted twice in a week's time

[Boom]

I told you move to Eastgate. We don't have that **** down here.

But everybody loves me here .

 

[Lackey]

you're probably just a very punchable person

 

[Drakon]

But everybody loves me here .

Sure doesn't look like it.

 

[Boom]

you're probably just a very punchable person

 

[Immortalfire]

But everybody loves me here .

Apparently not. lol

 

[Symbiotic]

*grabs bat*

 

[Boom]

That thing is horrifying, to tell you the truth.

 

[Erzengel]

Maybe he was wearing Orange.

 

[Immortalfire]

So who were these druken, trouble makers..the Bengals?

 

[Kelly]

You take a half hour to poop?

Some things take time....

 

[Lackey]

someone's not getting enough fiber

 

[The Lizard]

Keep one of these babies strapped to your calf at all times...

 

[Immortalfire]

Some things take time....

Quick, someone make a "How long do you take to poop?" thread.

 

[Boom]

So who were these druken, trouble makers..the Bengals?

Keep one of these babies strapped to your calf at all times...

I want. Now.

 

[POWdER-man]

So the moral of the story.....don't crap....or you will get beat up....

 

[Ghostvirus]

Got a lot of references flying around here:

Maybe he was wearing Orange.

Scrubs...

Keep one of these babies strapped to your calf at all times...

And I do believe that is the knife from Cobra.

Yes this is most definetely a nerd board.t:

 

[Dark Donnie]

Im sorry to hear about that Boom...as stated next time make eye contact I guess.

On the brightside at least you didn't crap your pants

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Wow, tough luck man.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Second Story:

Again, another party. There were so many cars parked on the street that I had to park my own around the block. At about one in the morning, I head back to my car.

I'm walking past a Burger King along the way. Next door to the Burger King is this ****** excuse for a bar. Exiting the bar were three drunk men. From a distance, I can see them laughing like idiots, and simultaneously taking off their shirts. First thing to run through my mind is, "Great." They're walking next to each other, taking up the entire sidewalk. As we pass, I start walking off the curb to get out of their way. Again, avoiding eye contact.

Just as we pass, the guy closest to me says, "What's up?" Without saying anything else, and before I could respond, he punches me in the back of the neck, and they continue walking, laughing. I stumbled forward a bit, but kept from falling over. Seeing as how the odds were against my favor, I shrugged it off and kept walking. Some distance gets put between us, and then I hear the guy yell back "WHAT THE ****?!" I turn around and see him stopped, looking back at me, with him arms up, like he expected me to come back and challenge them. I laughed out loud, waved, and continued walking back to my car.

My Life.

Discuss it.

Well, you were kinda asking to be hit in this story, if you see three drunk meatheads walking out of a crappy bar, taking their shirts off, they're probably looking for a fight, you should've walked to the other side of the street.

 

[AhabTheArab]

ever think you just look like you can be pushed/punched around? some people just have the look....

 

[BubbaGump]

So the moral of the story.....don't crap....or you will get beat up....

*holds it in for years*

 

[Abaddon]

That sucks.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Be careful.

 

[vindrow]

Just have the cops bring the Cincinnati Bengals football team, I'm sure you could identify your attackers then.t:

 

[bunk]

Boom, your thread did not disappoint. Thanks.