Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Chamber]

Who wants to be my newbie!?

 

[darth_coolius]

dude someone adopt me, i'm cool as my sig says.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Fuzz - I used to be crouchinggoblinhiddenspiderman. So yes I am technically an Oldbie.

Here's a Fresh Newbie for you to Vouch for: Black Jack Davy

Oh, I didn't know, sorry.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Spider-Gamer
I want to adopt a girl!

Incest is disguisting.

 

[Chamber]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
dude someone adopt me, i'm cool as my sig says.

edit

 

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
Incest is disguisting.

Not like that...

 

[Terana]

Hey... I'm a newbie. Anyone feel like putting up with me?

 

[Chamber]

Originally posted by Terana
Hey... I'm a newbie. Anyone feel like putting up with me for a while?

I could take you in, the newbier the better!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

darth_coolius - You are not a Newbie. You are one who is in what I like to call the Puberty stage where you mature from Newbie to Oldbie.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Terana
Hey... I'm a newbie. Anyone feel like putting up with me?

I can adopt you!

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
darth_coolius - You are not a Newbie. You are one who is in what I like to call the Puberty stage where you mature from Newbie to Oldbie.

but i'm so confused. i need guidance...

 

[Terana]

Originally posted by Chamber
I could take you in, the newbier the better!

Really? Thanks.

 

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
but i'm so confused. i need guidance...

me bad iforgot you're ******ed

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Terana
Really? Thanks.

Chamber's only a little kid, he wouldn't know what to do with a newbie. He's going to forget to feed you. Your better off with me.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
Chamber's only a little kid, he wouldn't know what to do with a newbie. He's going to forget to feed you. Your better off with me.

LOL!

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
i'll adopt you but you'll have to talk your way past her 300 post count rule

I dunno, what are you known for around here? I can't just let anyone adopt me... You might molest me or something, not that that's a bad thing...

 

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
I dunno, what are you known for around here? I can't just let anyone adopt me... You might molest me or something, not that that's a bad thing...

i'm just evil

 

[Chamber]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
Chamber's only a little kid, he wouldn't know what to do with a newbie. He's going to forget to feed you. Your better off with me.

Screw off, I've been here longer than you, and you JUST said you wanna be a newbie!

 

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Chamber
Screw off, I've been here longer than you, and you JUST said you wanna be a newbie!

Hey hey! No fighting!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Stormcrow - Alright. Alright. If you have exhausted every resource in finding a Newbie you can adopt Darth Coolius. But don't hold me responsible for anything he says or does.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Spider-Gamer
Not like that...

You had the cool face...

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Chamber
Screw off, I've been here longer than you, and you JUST said you wanna be a newbie!

I can be either. YOu know adolescents, oen day they're the most responsible person you'd ever know, then the next they're filling up bags with dog crap and setting them on fire on people's door steps. See, I'm at that tender age, but I'm leaning more towards being responsible.

 

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Stormcrow - Alright. Alight. If you have exhausted every resource in finding a Newbie you can adopt Darth Coolius. But don't hold me responsible for anything he says or does.

please it aint like i looked and i wouldn't do that. His idiocy is his own fault.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
but i'm so confused. i need guidance...

I can be a shrink and mentor, even though I don't know anything.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
You had the cool face...

That does not mean what you think though...