Adopt A Newbie Program...

[tzarinna]

How long does the newbie or "n00b" status remain attached to me?

I'll bite, somebody adopt me.

Although I've had some run ins with some folks. I guess if I had been adopted sooner then later they would have prevented them.

 

[Danger Mouse]

How long does the newbie or "n00b" status remain attached to me?

I'll bite, somebody adopt me.

Although I've had some run ins with some folks. I guess if I had been adopted sooner then later they would have prevented them.

I'll adopt you.

 

[Danger Mouse]

Why hasn't anybody started an "Adopt An Oldbie" program?

 

[Morg]

How long does the newbie or "n00b" status remain attached to me?

I'll bite, somebody adopt me.

Although I've had some run ins with some folks. I guess if I had been adopted sooner then later they would have prevented them.

It's not really the post count it's how you interact with the others, I seen some with thousands of post counts but yet they are still noobs due to their behavior

 

[twylight]

 

[Morg]

Why hasn't anybody started an "Adopt An Oldbie" program?

The youngun's hate feeding and changing you old farts diapers

 

[twylight]

Why hasn't anybody started an "Adopt An Oldbie" program?

If they did...you'd be at the top of my list.


Besides...who want's to be adopted by someone like The Last Meatball...

 

[Danger Mouse]

It's not really the post count it's how you interact with the others, I seen some with thousands of post counts but yet they are still noobs due to their behavior

Yep. Some even became mods. Regardless of having 37 thousand posts, a noob is still a noob. Right, Morg?

 

[tzarinna]

I'll adopt you.

Awesome!


So I PM whenever I have questions,doubts and issues?

 

[Danger Mouse]

If they did...you'd be at the top of my list.

But you're as much an oldbie as I am.

 

[Calvin]

I'll adopt Armoured-Fury or whatever.

 

[Danger Mouse]

Awesome!


So I PM whenever I have questions,doubts and issues?

PM away.

 

[Morg]

Yep. Some even became mods. Regardless of having 37 thousand posts, a noob is still a noob. Right, Morg?

I was never a noob I came in the board kicking butts and butting heads with the regular posters like a pro

 

[twylight]

But you're as much an oldbie as I am.

I'll still adopt you.

We can live in that cunning little hole in the baseboards and I shall spoon feed you cheese soup between the exercises.

 

[Morg]

Awesome!


So I PM whenever I have questions,doubts and issues?

Be warned, DM a horny *******

 

[Calvin]

Can I steal Tzarinna's adoption?

 

[twylight]

Be warned, DM a horny *******

Don't worry I'll keep him in line.

I stand over him with a whip in one hand and a chain in the other.

 

[tzarinna]

It's all good. I piss and moan with men all day everyday.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I was never a noob I came in the board kicking butts and butting heads with the regular posters like a pro

See, tzarinna? My point exactly!!

 

[Calvin]

Danger Mouse is weak and spineless, don't hitch your boat to his ride.

 

[Morg]

Don't worry I'll keep him in line.

I stand over him with a whip in one hand and a chain in the other.

That won't work, he likes that sort of thing

 

[Danger Mouse]

Be warned, DM a horny *******

That's not a warning. That's a statement of fact.

 

[Danger Mouse]

That won't work, he likes that sort of thing

You would know.

 

[Danger Mouse]

Can I steal Tzarinna's adoption?

No, but I can sell her to you.

 

[Morg]

You would know.

One of your victims told me