Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Calvin]

No, but I can sell her to you.

I'll trade you one Armoured-Fury, and I'll even throw in a Wilhelm-Scream, since I have doubles.

 

[tzarinna]

This should be very educational...... indeed

 

[twylight]

That won't work, he likes that sort of thing

As long as it keeps him in line with the rest of the girls, I think I can handle having a few shed hairs around the house.

Danger Mouse is weak and spineless, don't hitch your boat to his ride.

Whom would you suggest for her then? You?


I think if anything it should be segregated adoption.

I'll adopt tzarinna. I mean seriously, we both have all lower case letters in our names.

 

[Calvin]

You'd learn how to handle yourself better from me. I'd be firm but fair, like Rocky's coach.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I'll trade you one Armoured-Fury, and I'll even throw in a Wilhelm-Scream, since I have doubles.

Don't cheapen tzarinna. She's worth a lot more. The equivalent value of two mods, at least!

 

[Calvin]

Don't cheapen tzarinna. She's worth a lot more. The equivalent value of two mods, at least!

Hm, I'll give you two Elyja's.

 

[Morg]

Don't cheapen tzarinna. She's worth a lot more. The equivalent value of two mods, at least!

phhht, mods are worth their weight in gold

 

[Danger Mouse]

Hm, I'll give you two Elyja's.

I don't want mods. They taste icky. I said equivalent value of two mods, not two mods per se.

 

[Danger Mouse]

phhht, mods are worth their weight in gold

Precisely. And tzarinna is worth twice you are.

 

[Calvin]

I'm just concerned for Tzarinna's welfare. If she wants to learn to hang with the big boys, she's better off with me.

 

[twylight]

phhht, mods are worth their weight in gold

Fools Gold maybe.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I'm just concerned for Tzarinna's welfare. If she wants to learn to hang with the big boys, she's better off with me.

You? You valued her as much as an Armored-Fury and a Willhem-Scream combined.

 

[Danger Mouse]

Fools Gold maybe.

Wish you're a noob. You're worth twice tzarinna.

 

[Calvin]

You? You valued her as much as an Armored-Fury and a Willhem-Scream combined.

I'll craft her into something better.

 

[tzarinna]

I am really enjoying this...too funny.



continue

 

[Morg]

Precisely. And tzarinna is worth twice you are.

uh huh, does she have the power of a god? no? then she not equal to a mod

 

[twylight]

Wish you're a noob. You're worth twice tzarinna.

No, instead I can take you down with the best of them.

Grampa learned me how.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I'll craft her into something better.

I don't need to craft her. To my mind, she's already a diamond. Just need to polish her.

 

[Calvin]

Alright, you stand on that side, I'll stand on this side, we'll see who she comes to. C'mere girl, c'mon, here Tzarry Tzarry Tzarry....

 

[twylight]

uh huh, does she have the power of a god? no? then she not equal to a mod

Sadly the Mod's don't know how to wield their powers...

 

[Danger Mouse]

uh huh, does she have the power of a god? no? then she not equal to a mod

Sir, I wouldn't want her if she's a mod. Mods taste icky. Her not being a mod practically raises her value.

 

[tzarinna]

Can't I have more than one person adopt me? If ones not availale I can check with the other.

 

[Danger Mouse]

Alright, you stand on that side, I'll stand on this side, we'll see who she comes to. C'mere girl, c'mon, here Tzarry Tzarry Tzarry....

[to tzarinna] COME, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC. SING TO ME!

 

[Morg]

Sadly the Mod's don't know how to wield their powers...

Maybe the others but I have no problems

 

[The Last Meatbag]

*blows Bubble Gum and pops it*
Look, if'n ya ain't adoptin' or getting shoved out leave.

*pop*

TLM, I don't think ya meet the requirements t' adopt a 'Newbie' Fill out this form and come back in two years.

That was hot, lets make out