Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Calvin]

Can't I have more than one person adopt me? If ones not availale I can check with the other.

Did Rocky have more than one coach? Did the karate kid have more than one Mr. Myagi? Did Jack have more than one Tyler Durden? Did Nancy Kerrigan have more than one Tanya Harding?

 

[twylight]

Alright, you stand on that side, I'll stand on this side, we'll see who she comes to. C'mere girl, c'mon, here Tzarry Tzarry Tzarry....

Sheesh Cal! She's not a *****!

Sit Boy.

Can't I have more than one person adopt me? If ones not availale I can check with the other.

I've got ya. And without the raging hormones of a guy.

 

[C. Lee]

No, instead I can take you down with the best of them.

Grampa learned me how.

That's what gave me my gray hair.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I've got ya. And without the raging hormones of a guy.

Cool. I don't mind sharing her with you. Sure beats sharing her with a 5-year-old kid with an imaginary tiger.

 

[tzarinna]

*Deer in head lights look*... looks to one.. then the other....leaps away

 

[twylight]

Maybe the others but I have no problems

Just so long as you don't let anyone forget it.

That was hot, lets make out

You'll have to ask DM or C. Lee for permission before laying a finger on me.

 

[Calvin]

Cool. I don't mind sharing her with you. Sure beats sharing her with a 5-year-old kid with an imaginary tiger.

A mouse would complain about that.

 

[twylight]

That's what gave me my gray hair.

I thought you didn't have any hair.

Who's guilty of that?

 

[Danger Mouse]

You'll have to ask DM or C. Lee for permission before laying a finger on me.

Permission denied.

 

[Danger Mouse]

A mouse would complain about that.

At least I'm cuddly and fuzzy and don't think girls are gross.

 

[C. Lee]

*Deer in head lights look*... looks to one.. then the other....leaps away

twylight will help you out....she's like family.

 

[Calvin]

Alright, she coulda been taught by the best. She coulda been a contender.

 

[C. Lee]

I thought you didn't have any hair.

Who's guilty of that?

You grayed it....my son's making it fall out.

 

[Danger Mouse]

twylight will help you out....she's like family.

Yeah. We're one big happy family!!!

 

[twylight]

twylight will help you out....she's like family.

Yep.

And I don't have plans to dress her in Leia's slave outfit either.

 

[tzarinna]

Sweet, if I have any questions, I know I have an abundance of folks that are willing to come to my aide.

Thanks

 

[Emilio's Mom]

I want to adopt something maintenant!

 

[Danger Mouse]

Yep.

And I don't have plans to dress her in Leia's slave outfit either.

She's not my size, anyway.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

You'll have to ask DM or C. Lee for permission before laying a finger on me.

see this is where it all gets a bit......complicated....

ya see, I don't have fingers......so I don't know what we're going to have to do with that....

 

[twylight]

Alright, she coulda been taught by the best. She coulda been a contender.

So now I'm not the best?

You grayed it....my son's making it fall out.

Fall out or pull out?

At least I didn't contribute to the baldnessy.

 

[Danger Mouse]

Sweet, if I have any questions, I know I have an abundance of folks that are willing to come to my aide.

Thanks

Dear, you're in my buddy list.

 

[twylight]

She's not my size, anyway.

What is your size?

Dear, you're in my buddy list.

Girl, just make sure you aren't in anything else with him.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Nobody wants me to adopt them?


Im nice....

and I have a cool avatar.....


please like me

 

[Calvin]

I want to adopt something maintenant!

Quelqu'un aussi nulle que toi? "MDR"

 

[tzarinna]

DM,Cal and twylight you guys are now in my buddy list.

I'm addicted to the hype, so be ready.