Adopt A Newbie Program...

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
no actually being evil means i'm willing to offer bribes hence the i'll loan you the extra long cattle prod and i'm won't be evil to you cause you'd be my adopted newbie though i'm not above being evil everyone elses adopted newbie.

.....okay, who's better batman or superman or spider-man?

 

[Chamber]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
dude, evil gets old after awhile. you can't just be evil all the time, it gets dull. that means you're gonna treat me bad, and I can't take that. I need someone who's gonna treat me right, and buy me presents.

I cant beleive im saying this but, I can take you away from jackassism, and have fun doing it

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Chamber
I cant beleive im saying this but, I can take you away from jackassism, and have fun doing it

what are you talking about? you're only like 5 years old.

 

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
.....okay, who's better batman or superman or spider-man?

i'm going with spider man cause i hate batmans prep-time induced god complex superman, while definately the biggest bad ass of all, couldn't really have any challenges so that would really get old.

 

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
what are you talking about? you're only like 5 years old.

*applaudes* Now that was cool.

 

[Chamber]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
what are you talking about? you're only like 5 years old.

14, and I know more then you! I cant beleive i actually offered

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
*applaudes* Now that was cool.

okay, okay.... i'll be your newbie, stormcrow... it's official... please don't make me regret my decision...

 

[Scarlet spidey]

90% of teh ppl in this topic I consider noobies...

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Chamber
14, and I know more then you! I cant beleive i actually offered

14? lol, child.

 

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by The Prisoner
90% of teh ppl in this topic I consider noobies...

Only because you've been here since 2000

 

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
okay, okay.... i'll be your newbie, stormcrow... it's official... please don't make me regret my decision...

cool

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
14? lol, child.

can't even get a job, how is he going to support an online family?

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
can't even get a job, how is he going to support an online family?

exactly.

 

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by The Prisoner
90% of teh ppl in this topic I consider noobies...

\m/ ^_^ \m/

I WILL have that title.

 

[Stormcrow]

anyway i'm gone for awhile have to go to work. global domination isn't gonna plan itself.

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
anyway i'm gone for awhile have to go to work. global domination isn't gonna plan itself.

okay master stormcrow, i'll stay here and tidy up around the house. *sigh* god, this is so degrading. at least the evil, dominatrix chicks he brings home on the weekends are hot...

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Originally posted by The Prisoner
90% of teh ppl in this topic I consider noobies...

Not Me I Hope ...

*Looks Around Paranoid-Like*

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I highly recommend you surf the other Message Boards and look for those Users with a very small post count or recent Register Date. Come on Peoples. If I can get a Newbie so can the rest of you.

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
I highly recommend you surf the other Message Boards and look for those Users with a very small post count or recent Register Date. Come on Peoples. If I can get a Newbie so can the rest of you.

Can I still take on an apprentice if I, myself, is an adoptive newbie?

 

[jollyjohnny]

Dude...I'm an orphan

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by jollyjohnny
Dude...I'm an orphan

Wanna join the Cool Side of the Force?

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

jollyjohnny - I think we can make an exception with you. Anyone want to adopt jollyjohnny?

 

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
jollyjohnny - I think we can make an exception with you. Anyone want to adopt jollyjohnny?

I will...

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Darth Coolius - Jollyjohnny is your Newbie.

So far here is the officiallist of adopted Newbies:

Godzilla2000 - Fat Man.
Captain America - Mixairian.
Spider-Gamers - Terana.
darth_coolius - jollyjohnny

I've compiled a quicklist of Newbies who are available just by browsing some other threads"

Anonymous
Phily
That Guy
blueboy
Speedin Bullet
Esra
Audipanzerwagen
C.Lee
deafguy
PyroChamber
spideyboy-1111
webslinger81
LobokDaikon
freelancer
oakzap425
tasty humans
makeshiftnitengale
Paul Buhr
Onimar Synn
ClvsA

Don't be shy. Give them a PM and ask if they would like to be adopted.

 

[kritic]

"tasty humans" is mine