Adopt A Newbie Program...

[SapphirePrima]

Fine, but I give out e-pie and your not getting any now!

And I'll give out milkshakes literally

 

[passerby]

And I'll give out milkshakes literally

Are you a girl?

 

[SapphirePrima]

... Why wouldn't I be? I think my sig, name, and avatar say I am...

 

[passerby]

... Why wouldn't I be? I think my sig, name, and avatar say I am...

I have learned to not trust those things. I have been mistaken before.

 

[SapphirePrima]

Well I am.

 

[passerby]

Well I am.

Ok then it's not my fault you don't like me. Now if you will excuse me I have to go join a discussion with more people who don't like me.

 

[Mxtt]

i want to adopt someone

 

[SapphirePrima]

Ok then it's not my fault you don't like me. Now if you will excuse me I have to go join a discussion with more people who don't like me.

seriously I was joking. I have no hate for you

 

[passerby]

seriously I was joking. I have no hate for you

I am not good with the jokes...

 

[Mxtt]

why doesnt anyone want to be adopted?!

 

[passerby]

why doesnt anyone want to be adopted?!

I don't want to be adopted because my last adopter wanted me to get him 50,000 posts.

 

[Mxtt]

fine, i wanted a cuter newbie anyways

 

[passerby]

fine, i wanted a cuter newbie anyways

I would destroy you fool

 

[Mxtt]

**** i'm too hot to be destroyed

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I would destroy you fool

You're destined for lethal injection.
Do you want me to, call your foster parents or anything?

 

[Erzengel]

I think you should unleash Muscles on him.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I think you should unleash Muscles on him.

He's not a burger.

 

[Da Docta]

I don't want to be adopted because my last adopter wanted me to get him 50,000 posts.

I said 50 000+. How quickly autistic people forget...

 

[Erzengel]

He's not a burger.

Shhh...Muscles doesn't know that. Just say he has a creamy center.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Shhh...Muscles doesn't know that. Just say he has a creamy center.

That's what Vicki said.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

who wants me to be their daddy

 

[twylight]

*blows Bubble Gum and pops it*


Look, if'n ya ain't adoptin' or getting shoved out leave.



*pop*

TLM, I don't think ya meet the requirements t' adopt a 'Newbie' Fill out this form and come back in two years.

 

[Morg]

any cute single females that want to be adopted, I'm available

 

[twylight]

I think we need to do a background check first...


*didn't you use that line last time?*

 

[Morg]

I think we need to do a background check first...


*didn't you use that line last time?*

Beats me, use it in another thread but wasn't sure here