Age of Fast Food: Dawn of The Mascots

[Guts]

Ceasar because he carries a spear and will impale all them mofos.

He will cover his pizzas in the blood of his enemies before he eats them.

 

[Slushy]

The one and only:

That was a good one, but this is my favorite Jack In The Box commercial ever:

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I've never had Jack In The Box, any good?

The sourdough grilled chicken club sandwich is so fu**ing good!

 

[PyroChamber]

Is Jack In the Box mostly a west coast thing?

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

Is Jack In the Box mostly a west coast thing?

Pretty sure I had it in SC before.

 

[Pink Ranger]

These look so cool

A movie about these guys would be better than Bayformers at least.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What would be the lines/catchphrases each character would use right before they deliver the fatal blow to their enemy?

 

[Duke]

A movie about these guys would be better than Bayformers at least.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Little Caesar: "You crossed the Rubicon... Now pay the price."

 

[Pink Ranger]

Mayor McCheese: "It's all about the cheddar, yo."

Early Bird: "Did you know, scientifically, birds are dinosaurs? I just thought you should learn that, so it makes more sense to you when I do this ..."

Ronald McDonald: "Do you know how I got these scars?"

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

Mayor McCheese: "It's all about the cheddar, yo."

Early Bird: "Did you know, scientifically, birds are dinosaurs? I just thought you should learn that, so it makes more sense to you when I do this ..."

Ronald McDonald: "Do you know how I got these scars?"

 

[Pink Ranger]

Ronald McDonald and Grimace remind me that Joker and Clayface should open their own burger joint with an indoor playground.

 

[Guts]

Isn't one of the BK kids in a wheelchair? Just sayin'... Who put him in one?

The King put him in that wheelchair after he tried to quit the gang.

 

[Guts]

Ronald's the only one who has a crew. Although BK's got one too if you count the BK Kids.