Batman V Superman: Three is Company
Three Years before MOS
Flashback
{Voice Over}
Lois Lane:
I found him to be irrepressibly obstreperous and Promethean. I remember one morning showing up at his palatial estate and being greeted at the door by his manservant Alfred.
Lois: "Good morrow, Alfred," said I, "I'm here to see Bruce."
Alfred: "I'm sorry, miss," said he, "Mr. Wayne has gone out with Dick."
Suddenly, who should jump out from behind the door but Bruce himself! "Here I am!" he squealed piquantly, hopping on my back and giving me a noogie. That was just like him.
Then, of course, there was the time we allowed each other to feel each other's respective boy and girl parts. It was totally innocent and orgiastic! We dressed them up in bows and candied apricots and scribbled neologisms all over them.
I remember once I made a passing reference to some secret asian country, and Bruce grabbed me by the arm and whispered "Come with me!" We spent the rest of the day running from restaurant to restaurant, ordering peanut butter and jelly sandwishes and stuffing ourselves silly.
I will never forget my times with Bruce Wayne.
Cut to present day: Clark reading Lois Lane's diary.
A look of anger grows into his soul and his eyes start to glow red.
Fade to Black.