Animals Are Not Ours To Wear

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Trapper Song

I can catch a helpless animal,
Skin it with my bare hands.
I wake up muddy,
And I go to bed bloody,
'Cause I'm a trappin' man.

I can brave the nastiest weather.
Weather!
Even if it's 80 below.
Below!
My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant.
My ma was an Eskimo.

I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.
Breakfast!
With beaver butt on the side.
The side!
My mind's magnificent and my body no different.
I'm full of trapper pride!

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife.
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life!

I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
Sailor!
I make love to women to 10 feet tall.
Good lord!
I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder.
I can break right through a wall.

I love the sound of metal,
Metal!
Snapping on an animal's head.
Ka-chink!
Sometimes they scamper
Sometimes they whimper
But they always end up dead.

(Interlude by Nutter)
I've always wanted to be somebody
Who didn't get pushed around.
Now that I'm a trapper,
I'm the meanest guy around.
(Frenchy interrupts)
Second meanest!

The blood of a fresh-cut rodent
Is as sweet as brandy wine.
And the brain of an antelope
Tastes like cantaloupe.
What a yummy life!

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife.
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

 

[The Question]

I really don't eat that much meat anymore except for the ocasional cheese and steak sandwich, and I guess from now on I'm buying artificial leather. It's just as good, but no animals had to die to make it. Just sweat shop workers.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ok wow, first of all PETA is BS. I'm sorry but it is. I didn't get a chance to read this whole thread (because all i could make out was , animals taste like chicken, and you are monsters) but correct me if i'm wrong.
What the PETA memebers do is way to drastic. i admit it i eat meat, beef, chicken, fish. I don't wear fur, I don't believe in killing for sport. But what's wrong with wool? what torture. I"ve seen way too many educational videos to see that they shave off the hair with a buzzer, they look like hairless whatchamacallits, and what do ya know? it grows back!THey are not dead! Some vegetarians that try to persuade me, omg they eat fish! even pamela anderson, ok i have no problem with her, but she wore uggs made of sheep skin, and she eats salmon, she's a animal activist!
And PETA members throw pies at designers and even go naked on the street saying i'd rather be naked then wear fur, but when you see all those naked women on the street, isn't there enough fur to go around?

I"m sorry this is too drastic, but i have had way too many ppl tell me i should change my religion, way of life, and eating habits.So this is what i think

burn the witch

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Meat is yummy down in my tummy.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

so is arsenic

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Yes, but arsenic doesn't taste like chicken now does it?

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

burn the witch

geez,....and to think you were my favorite ****e

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Yes, but arsenic doesn't taste like chicken now does it?

mix it with chicken broth?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

geez,....and to think you were my favorite ****e

its Ok, i still love you, even though youre a carnivore ****ty *****.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

mix it with chicken broth?

I'd rather have something to sink my teeth in. I'm not really one who likes to slurp up his food.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

awe thank you i love you too b****

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Animals are not ours to wear, they belong to the greys so that they can do bizarre mutilations with them.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'd rather have something to sink my teeth in. I'm not really one who likes to slurp up his food.

do you have to make everything difficult..

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Animals are not ours to wear, thery belong to the greys so that they can do bizarre mutilations with them.

i cant watch Unsolved Mysteries when its about aliens then go to sleep. i imagine them in the corner of my room staring at me.. or standing at the end of my bed. ugh

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

do you have to make everything difficult..

Yes. And do you believe, I'm head off to a Art College in a few weeks.

 

[SWAT]

If the skin is good enough for them, it's good enough for us!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i go to an art college, were twins!

 

[Dangerous]

Actually animals are our's to wear and there is nothing they can do about it.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Actually animals are our's to wear and there is nothing they can do about it.

ill cut your mothers hide off and make it into a summer skirt. take that

 

[bluejake01]

ill cut your mothers hide off and make it into a summer skirt. take that

Go on then, put your money where your mouth is...skin someone...because we all know two wrongs make a right, and what's the death penalty mean to a violent sociopath like you anyway?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Go on then, put your money where your mouth is...skin someone...because we all know two wrongs make a right, and what's the death penalty mean to a violent sociopath like you anyway?

lol i knew you would reply to that. youre my favorite.

 

[Dangerous]

ill cut your mothers hide off and make it into a summer skirt. take that

Well my mothers actually dead.
But if you like I could skin you and your mother?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

o-kay, well on that note..

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

i cant watch Unsolved Mysteries when its about aliens then go to sleep. i imagine them in the corner of my room staring at me.. or standing at the end of my bed. ugh

Even worse are some of the real life ghost stories they profile.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

seriously, its like i enjoy torturing myself...i know i wont be able to sleep..but i continue watching.