Are the bodily functions a turn-off?

[Boom]

I dont eat = I dont poop/fart.
I pee a lot though, like..a lot. And everywhere

My, my. How insightful.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

.......Farts,...find a way.

I actually trickled a fart off my knuckles and it did find a way down my wrist. Why does Jeff Goldblum turn me on?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

just look

I could've done a lot more with his young version-body than he ever did. (now...too late. He looks like his own Grandpa)

If I was that tall and Jewish, I'd be in Tiger-Beat every month, no joke.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I think I have a subtle..almost carnal attraction to tall Jews.

What the ****? Cute hiney.

 

[Slipknot]

This thread makes me sick.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

LMAO, looks like a Zuckeresque "I came all over the beach just from the sight of her ribs." scene. Heh.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This thread makes me sick.

jealous

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Farting is just funny. Always has been.

 

[Slipknot]

jealous

Very.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

My friend in high school (too ****ing cute), used to tell me all the time that she had the worst diarrhea.
I cant help but to think her eating only Mentos and laxatives/diuretics had something to do with it.
Update, she's fat now and is dating some black guy named Joby.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Sucks for her.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My friend in high school (too ****ing cute), used to tell me all the time that she had the worst diarrhea.
I cant help but to think her eating only Mentos and laxatives/diuretics had something to do with it.
Update, she's fat now and is dating some black guy named Joby.

you've never had a "friend". LMWAO

 

[Slipknot]

LMWAO

Laughing my womanly ass off?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

WHITE!

 

[maxwell's demon]

I think I have a subtle..almost carnal attraction to tall Jews.

What the ****? Cute hiney.

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[Holly Goodhead]

It's me No not her, Jeff Goldblum.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Jeff Goldblum for Gollum Dammit!

EDIT: There's a "Magical-Realism" white dot on her ass. I laugh.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I wish I was the ocean so I could liquefy around Jeff Goldblums crotch.

 

[X]

I wish I was the ocean so I could liquefy around Jeff Goldblums crotch.

I wish I was your father so I could liquefy you into a napkin, saving the human race in the process.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You want to maturbate my dad into a napkin? Oh crimany!

 

[Kmack]

I wish I was the ocean so I could liquefy around Jeff Goldblums crotch.

Got a thing for older guys (men)?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Got a thing for older guys (men)?

Only if theyre rich and about to die.
Id **** Jeff and never call him.

 

[Kmack]

Only if theyre rich and about to die.
Id **** Jeff and never call him.

I see what you're saying about the rich and on edge to bite the dust part but I don't know...I just could never find older men attractive. It's like I'll be 60 and screwing the pool boy

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I see what you're saying about the rich and on edge to bite the dust part but I don't know...I just could never find older men attractive. It's like I'll be 60 and screwing the pool boy

Try not to think about their decrepit saggy face, just keep your eyes on the prize.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Wow, you're almost as psycho as JAL.

I was just ****ing around


Yeah but if a girl farts around me...turn off....I won't be farting around a girl sooooyeah