Asian Massage Parlor Rumors

[GoblinSlayer]

IS it true that they give hand jobs at these places? Anybody been to one?

 

[DV8]

I wouldn't say that ALL of them do, but a buddy of mine is in the Air Force, and he got more than just a handjob . . . wink, wink; He was stationed in Texas, but had to drive out of state to the parlor . . . I forget exactly where it was . . .

 

[Obi-Ron]

Now that's what I call a story with a happy ending!

 

[bored]

I wouldn't say that ALL of them do, but a buddy of mine is in the Air Force, and he got more than just a handjob . . . wink, wink; He was stationed in Texas, but had to drive out of state to the parlor . . . I forget exactly where it was . . .

By out of state, could he possibly mean Mexico?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My buddy was telling me that girls pee and poo like we do. Can anyone confirm that?

 

[Kritish]

Depends if you go to the right parlor.

 

[JStorm]

My buddy was telling me that girls pee and poo like we do. Can anyone confirm that?

I've yet to see a girl poo. I'm starting to think they really don't.

 

[Erzengel]

IS it true that they give hand jobs at these places? Anybody been to one?

You should go there and pull down your pants and just tell them hanky cranky happy ending.

 

[Kritish]

I've yet to see a girl poo. I'm starting to think they really don't.

Just ask a hooker for a Cleveland Steamer.

 

[JStorm]

Just ask a hooker for a Cleveland Steamer.

 

[Kritish]

You asked...

 

[DV8]

By out of state, could he possibly mean Mexico?

hahahaha . . . the key word here was Asian . . . anyway, no; I think he went to Arizona or something like that . . .

 

[DBella]

My buddy was telling me that girls pee and poo like we do. Can anyone confirm that?

*raises hand*
Ooh!! I can!! I can!! Pick me!! Me!!!

 

[Kritish]

*raises hand*
Ooh!! I can!! I can!! Pick me!! Me!!!

Liar, women run of photosynthesis.

 

[Malice]

Houston hazs had a few of these "massage parlors" busted.

 

[JStorm]

Liar, women run of photosynthesis.

I knew it!

 

[The Lumberjack]

I wouldn't say that ALL of them do, but a buddy of mine is in the Air Force, and he got more than just a handjob . . . wink, wink; He was stationed in Texas, but had to drive out of state to the parlor . . . I forget exactly where it was . . .

Who has to drive out of state to get a little action?

 

[Erzengel]

I heard a rumor that some girls let you touch them under their shirts. Can someone confirm or deny that?

 

[Kritish]

Who has to drive out of state to get a little action?

You shouldn't be in threads like this, we all know what sleeping around got you.

AIDS...

 

[Kritish]

I heard a rumor that some girls let you touch them under their shirts. Can someone confirm or deny that?

Next on mythbusters...

 

[JStorm]

I heard a rumor that some girls let you touch them under their shirts. Can someone confirm or deny that?

*raises one hand*

 

[the_joker]

Just ask a hooker for a Cleveland Steamer.

1. Cleveland Steamer 1099 up, 117 down

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

That is just disgusting

 

[DBella]

Liar, women run of photosynthesis.

Damn you and your smartness!

We only need water, fertilizer and the sun to live. Lots of fertilizers.

 

[Kritish]

1. Cleveland Steamer 1099 up, 117 down

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

That is just disgusting

LOL, I made you have to look it up.

 

[DBella]

I heard a rumor that some girls let you touch them under their shirts. Can someone confirm or deny that?

Come out from under the bed and you'll get your confirmation.