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Dr. G is a strait talking jack-of-all-trades sometimes cold, sometimes rude, sometimes crass, and always funny advice columnist.
Here is how the game works. A person will right in with a problem of some kind for Dr. G to help them with. Then Dr. G. will respond in his or her trademark strait talking manner.
Posters after you answer as Dr. G write in with another problem. Don't get too rough we don't want the Mads pulling the plug. It's a fun game; so give it a shot and let's see what happens.
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Dear Dr. G,
I am a junior and college and I have not had a date since I took my cousin Bertha to her senior prom back home and I'm a total stud. Everytime I try to talk to a girl I get real sweaty and nervous and she ends up laughing at me, slapping me, or throwing a drink in my face. What can I do do I have 5-years left in my sexual prime and I need to get hooked up. Please helm me doc.
Signed,
Wookin Pa Nub
Dear Wookin Pa Nub,
Have you ever thought that you may not be a total stud? You sound like your a total dud. Look buddy your probably but ugly and don't even know it.
But I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Take a bath, wear some deodrant, and chew a few breath mints because your breath probably can peel lead paint. And your pits obviously can clear a room.
And another thing stay away from the goodlooking girls. Find a girl that hasn't had a date longer than you you might get lucky. Stop aiming so high.
If that doesn't work buy one of those blow up dolls.
Signed, Doctor G.
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Dear Dr. G.
I have been on my job for three years and I have been getting good evaluations and I just found out that my buddy mike makes more money than I do and we have he same title. And I just found out he has been dating our boss' daughter Buffarella for at least 6 months. And yes Buffarella looks like you think. Anyway what the heck can I do to get a raise outside of boinking Buffie?
Signed, Over-worked & Under-paid.
Here is how the game works. A person will right in with a problem of some kind for Dr. G to help them with. Then Dr. G. will respond in his or her trademark strait talking manner.
Posters after you answer as Dr. G write in with another problem. Don't get too rough we don't want the Mads pulling the plug. It's a fun game; so give it a shot and let's see what happens.
t:Dear Dr. G,
I am a junior and college and I have not had a date since I took my cousin Bertha to her senior prom back home and I'm a total stud. Everytime I try to talk to a girl I get real sweaty and nervous and she ends up laughing at me, slapping me, or throwing a drink in my face. What can I do do I have 5-years left in my sexual prime and I need to get hooked up. Please helm me doc.
Signed,
Wookin Pa Nub
Dear Wookin Pa Nub,
Have you ever thought that you may not be a total stud? You sound like your a total dud. Look buddy your probably but ugly and don't even know it.
But I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Take a bath, wear some deodrant, and chew a few breath mints because your breath probably can peel lead paint. And your pits obviously can clear a room.
And another thing stay away from the goodlooking girls. Find a girl that hasn't had a date longer than you you might get lucky. Stop aiming so high.
If that doesn't work buy one of those blow up dolls.
Signed, Doctor G.
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Dear Dr. G.
I have been on my job for three years and I have been getting good evaluations and I just found out that my buddy mike makes more money than I do and we have he same title. And I just found out he has been dating our boss' daughter Buffarella for at least 6 months. And yes Buffarella looks like you think. Anyway what the heck can I do to get a raise outside of boinking Buffie?
Signed, Over-worked & Under-paid.
