EWWWWW Workplace:o

[Immortalfire]

 

[Wolfwood]

If I have to take a dump, I usually just stay in the stall until everyone who saw me go in has left the room.

 

[chaseter]

Okay I just got mystery pooped again when I went to tinkle and it was horrible folks. I had just eaten maybe an hour ago and it nearly came up. That smell was one of the worst and it will haunt me forever. I have narrowed it down to two people:

A health food guy that just got back from lunch or an Indian guy that likes to eat Taco Bell. Everyone else is off to lunch so it was one of those two. My money is on the health food guy.

 

[Erzengel]

This is why I hold it until I get home.

 

[chaseter]

Yeah I gotta go right now but I have the decency not to stink up the bathroom and hallway. You get an hour for lunch, stop by your house instead of waiting until you get back from lunch for Christ's sake.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVAR take a dump at school. Just common courtesy. I hate when people just destroy toliets in public places...

I always carry a pocket sized bottle of disinfectant just in case I just have to go. I hate sitting on a public toilet. At least with the disinfectant I feel a little safer.

 

[Lasirius]

Piss doesn't stink up the hallway and leave a bad taste in your mouth and make other people wonder who let that giant piss.

Now this reminds me of an infomercial or something saying that if you ever wondered why you still had bad breath after you brushed your teeth it was probably because when you go poopy. All that pungent smell adheres to your toothbrush particularly when you flush. Now I keep my toothbrush in my room at all times.

 

[chaseter]

ewwwwww

 

[CrashNburn]

i hate public restrooms. if i go, i feel like im gonna contract the HIV or something!

 

[chaseter]

Although you probably won't get HIV, you can get STDs

 

[CrashNburn]

ummmm....lol?

 

[chaseter]

You really can. If someone has genital warts/herpes, it can get on the toilet seat and then you sit down and contract it.

 

[CrashNburn]

You really can. If someone has genital warts/herpes, it can get on the toilet seat and then you sit down and contract it.

i know...i was actually just making a joke before...but yeah, some people just dont give a ****. they dont care because its not their toilet. i think its unbelievablly gross. i actually think it kinda reflects their behavior at home. im a bit of a neat freak at times.

 

[Immortalfire]

You really can. If someone has genital warts/herpes, it can get on the toilet seat and then you sit down and contract it.

That's it. I'm only going at home for the rest of my life.

Never again will I use a public potty.

 

[Heffer Wolf]

This is the dumbest thread ever.

Also, I love pooping not at home. It makes people so unconfortable, its awesome. Plus, i don't have to use my TP. That stuff isn't cheap, and times are tough. Also, when its at work, I get paid to poop.

I pooped at a concert once and it was the most amazing thing ever. The bathroom was really close to the stage, so the bass from the drums was vibrating the whole bathroom and it was the most fun i have ever had (pooping).

I guess thats really all i have to say about public pooping.

 

[CelticPredator]

LMAO ^^^^^


Good lord this thread is full of lolz. I have never took a dump in school. Ever. Then again, I can actually hold my **** in. Weird power, but I can do it. So I can wait.

As for stories....i'll try to think.

 

[ObakeTora]

ewwwwww

And a good reason to close the lid especially after you flush as they have trace elements of feces on places like ceilings, walls, etc. Don't keep your toothbrush or contact lenses to close to the toilet seat.

If you think that's nasty, my friends sister likes to eat cup of noodles on the throne. After I heard that, I no longer eat cup o noodles.

 

[Immortalfire]

I can actually hold my **** in. Weird power, but I can do it. So I can wait.

Mutant!

 

[CelticPredator]

Once I ate some chilli, and I was in Wal-Mart...it was one of those horrible pain ****s....I held that mother ****er in...but I was contempating weather or not I should destroy Wal-Mart's bathroom. I hate Wal-Mart....I didnt. I almost shat myself.

 

[Lasirius]

If you think that's nasty, my friends sister likes to eat cup of noodles on the throne. After I heard that, I no longer eat cup o noodles.

 

[terry78]

I went in the bathroom after work and some dude was in one of the stalls on the toilet. And he was singing. That song with the lyrics, "you know that I could USE somebody". I don't know if dude had a media player in there with him or what. I hope so.

 

[chaseter]

This is the dumbest thread ever.

Also, I love pooping not at home. It makes people so unconfortable, its awesome. Plus, i don't have to use my TP. That stuff isn't cheap, and times are tough. Also, when its at work, I get paid to poop.

I pooped at a concert once and it was the most amazing thing ever. The bathroom was really close to the stage, so the bass from the drums was vibrating the whole bathroom and it was the most fun i have ever had (pooping).

I guess thats really all i have to say about public pooping.

You're the dumbest thread ever.

 

[Carcharodon]

Are you eating the poop?

I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little schoolgirl. Thank you.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

Light a match.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Don't you just hate it when someone at the office takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire bathroom and adjacent hall? And, when you go in to urinate you have to hold your breath and when you come out the person going in right after you thinks that you are the one that layed the massive bomb

I know sometimes you gotta go but dear jeebsus hold it until you get home

Oh come on, Chaseter. Don't get grossed out like a little girl. Take it as a challenge. Before you go to work, eat a large amount of spicy food and follow it with bulk fiber or prune juice. A few hours later, you will be the progenitor of a legendary crap that will make your coworkers green-faced. Good luck.