EWWWWW Workplace:o

[chaseter]

Just to update everyone:

It was actually two guys. It was the health food guy and the big fat guy. The health food guy left so my woes were down to the occasional terror.

Then suddenly, we hire a new doctor who goes every day...yes every day. He comes to work to poop. He sometimes is even on his cell phone on the toilet. His also stink.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I carry a little bottle of lysol in my pocket for just in case i have to use a public toilet.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I hold things inside, unless a very extreme case is my fail

 

[Figs]

Just to update everyone:

It was actually two guys. It was the health food guy and the big fat guy. The health food guy left so my woes were down to the occasional terror.

Then suddenly, we hire a new doctor who goes every day...yes every day. He comes to work to poop. He sometimes is even on his cell phone on the toilet. His also stink.

Although I feel sorry for you Chaseter...I can't stop laughing.

 

[Manic]

I try to hold mine in until after work, when I can either go home or to the nearest Barnes & Noble. I think the average B&N customer doesn't have an anus, because those are some of the cleanest public restrooms I have ever seen.

 

[chaseter]

Plus free reading sounds good. Although now I know not to buy books near the bathroom.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I carry a little bottle of lysol in my pocket for just in case i have to use a public toilet.

Indeed, I always have something like that or santi-wipes on me to clean the toilet seat. I go often and with much pride, so I must make sure the performance area is clean.

I dropped one in a gas station restroom 2 years ago that had people coughing and running from the room. I was laughing like the Joker at this scene.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Don't you just hate it when someone at the office takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire bathroom and adjacent hall? And, when you go in to urinate you have to hold your breath and when you come out the person going in right after you thinks that you are the one that layed the massive bomb

I know sometimes you gotta go but dear jeebsus hold it until you get home

Someone did that in the public restroom at my place of employment. It took two days for it to be unplugged.

 

[chaseter]

Oh wait I forgot to mention that the fat guy came in on the weekend and dookied and clogged up the toilet. The toilet overflowed and toilet water leaked into our offices. We had to have carpet cleaners and fans blowing on the carpet and walls for an entire week. Standing in dookie water with 900 db fans blowing - worst week ever.

 

[Figs]

Jesus Christ, your office sounds like a **** factory.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Oh wait I forgot to mention that the fat guy came in on the weekend and dookied and clogged up the toilet. The toilet overflowed and toilet water leaked into our offices. We had to have carpet cleaners and fans blowing on the carpet and walls for an entire week. Standing in dookie water with 900 db fans blowing - worst week ever.

LMBO!!! The Force is strong with this man.

 

[O_B_Juan]

Where I work we have a unisex bathroom that is also shared with our customers. It's one step up from a port-a-potty just because it has running water and is NOTHING like the unisex bathroom on Alley McBeal. Some of the stink people leave in there would curl your hair!

 

[raybia]

I only like to go at home but like my therapy once said, 'If you have to go, go with a smile."

 

[Lantern Venom]

I only like to go at home but like my therapy once said, 'If you have to go, go with a smile."

I don't like to use public toilets either. However, if I must, then the dump I leave will be LEGENDARY. People in that store/rest stop will be telling their grandkids about it.

 

[Warhammer]

Oh wait I forgot to mention that the fat guy came in on the weekend and dookied and clogged up the toilet. The toilet overflowed and toilet water leaked into our offices. We had to have carpet cleaners and fans blowing on the carpet and walls for an entire week. Standing in dookie water with 900 db fans blowing - worst week ever.

I feel sorry for your shoes. Hopefully, you aren't one of those people who wear their shoes in their house.