Asteroid heading for Earth

[zeptron]

I did a search and didn't find anything on this.

http://news.aol.com/topnews/article...t/20070218175909990002?ncid=NWS00010000000001

 

[PhotoJones]

somebody call bruce willis. he is needed.

 

[DOG LIPS]

1 in 45,000 chance?

I'll take those odds. *Lights cigar*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We're all going to die anyway.
Wouldn't it be cooler to die Final Fantasy 7 style, with a giant flaming Asteroid in the sky getting bigger and bigger, than just dying of heart disease hooked up to tubes in a hospital?

I say bring the asteroid and cleanse this globe of a bunch of the human parasites.

 

[PhotoJones]

We're all going to die anyway.
Wouldn't it be cooler to die Final Fantasy 7 style, with a giant flaming Asteroid in the sky getting bigger and bigger, than just dying of heart disease hooked up to tubes in a hospital?

I say bring the asteroid and cleanse this globe of a bunch of the human parasites.

that sounds about right. i wanna be cloudstrife.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I want to be Tifa's bra.

 

[PhotoJones]

perv.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

WTF this has a 1 in 45,000 chance of totally sucking......

 

[Machx72]

Well ****... I say we find a way to push it onto a course toward Iraq.

 

[Machx72]

Oh, and I wanna be the dumbass standing there dress as Sephiroth, claiming to be the one calling the asteroid...

When, in all actuality, I'll be hit head-on by the damned thing.

 

[Tyrinus]

2036!? I'd have found this infinitely more interesting if it were an immediate threat.

 

[Master Chief]

I want to be Tifa's bra.

I want to be her hair.
It's so majestic.
And beautiful.
And...

 

[PhotoJones]

2036!? I'd have found this infinitely more interesting if it were an immediate threat.

for realz.

"something disastrous has a very small chance of happening....in 2036..."

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I want to be her hair.
It's so majestic.
And beautiful.
And...

Your current hair is more majestic than hers.
It's like the Wall of China.

 

[SuperFerret]

Well ****... I say we find a way to push it onto a course toward Iraq.

So they get the instantaneous crushing death while the rest of the world has to slowly die due to the blocking out of the sun and soot in the air and David Hasselhoff?

You heartless bastard.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

it still made me freak out for a second...... before I thought about how it totally will not happen

 

[Machx72]

So they get the instantaneous crushing death while the rest of the world has to slowly die due to the blocking out of the sun and soot in the air and David Hasselhoff?

You heartless bastard.

Well I was hoping we could blow it into small enough pieces to just hit Iraq like a bunch of kamikaze jets.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'll be an old bastard by the time this happens, so I don't really care. I'll still loot though. Watch for the oldest looter. That's me.

 

[Master Chief]

Your current hair is more majestic than hers.
It's like the Wall of China.

I actually got it cut.
So it's now like, uh.
The wall you need to jump over to escape the cops,
but it's just too high. By an inch.
So you climb a fence instead.

 

[Morg]

2036? *makes note to call elisha at that time*

 

[Immortalfire]

Another day, another asteroid coming to destroy us all \


Matt will blame Asteroid-Man I bet.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Don't worry everyone, the robots will kills us 6 years before it hits:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070218/tc_afp/ussciencetechnology_070218000644

 

[Master Chief]

Honestly though, I'm not worried about any space stuff.
Earth is a tiny spec, what are the chances of another tiny spec hitting it?
Kinda like two bullets in mid-air colliding.
I don't see it happening.
And if it ever does, I'll drench myself in suntan lotion and smile to the sky.
lol. :heart:

 

[Machx72]

http://www.break.com/index/meteor_hits_earth.html

 

[Machx72]

As long as we don't have the annoying Jap narrating, I won't be so scared.