Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing

[The Hero]

Joe Dirt-As stupid as this movie is,it's insanely quotable.

The Stupids-Christopher Lee having a cameo in a Tom Arnold movie.It's like Anthony Hopkins in a film starring Mr.T.Plus,"Release the Drive Bee!" has sort of become a catchphrase of mine.

Underworld 1 & 2-Three words:Kate.****ing.Beckinsale.

 

[reggiebar]

Joe-Dirt is actually a very good comedy.

 

[Addendum]

The credits

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Anger Management - without Nicholson that movie would be completely forgettable. But he owns it.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Fantastic Four - Alba in a bikini

 

[Silver Sable]

FF wasn't that bad

 

[Octoberist]

but it was a frustrating movie because I knew it could of been better. It felt like a bunch of different ideas from different writers and it got mixed in by a blender. Also Dr. Doom sucked. I guess the plot twist was that his name was "Dr. Doom" not "Mr. Doom".

 

[Silver Sable]

It's true that Doom did sucked but at least the movie had it's moments

 

[ToddIsDead]

Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?
Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: Oh.
[Walks away]
Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

Joe Dirt rocks!

 

[PWN3R]

AVP

That movie is so awesome to watch, its the ULTIMATE DON'T DO THIS film.

Plot, characters...I mean its horrible!

Its so horrible its amazing....maybe I am crazy.

 

[schillah]

underworld 2 wasn't bad

anyway

The Seed of Chucky redeemed by Jennifer Tilly's (.)(.)

 

[Silver Sable]

House Of Wax-Paris Hilton's death

 

[Octoberist]

It's a bad movie that film school should use in "What not to do". Cool idea, Pwn3er.

They had a character in whom gave out the backstory and then gets killed off. That was his entire purpose in the movie. He's not even a character; he was a plot device. You don't do that.

 

[Gamma Ray]

Star Wars 3 - Almost redeemed by two of the worst actors of the film dying (Padme and Anakin burning), but not quite. It still sucks even with that.

 

[BT18]

Kate Beckinsale is mediocre in every way, in terms of actresses. No way does she come within a million miles of even almost redeeming that crapfest of a franchise.

 

[The Hero]

Kate Beckinsale is mediocre in every way, in terms of actresses. No way does she come within a million miles of even almost redeeming that crapfest of a franchise.

I wasn't talking about her acting.

 

[Carter]

Blade Trinity
by Ryan Reynolds and Parker Posey

 

[Ronny Shade]

Blade Trinity
by Ryan Reynolds and Parker Posey

You're kidding me, right? Ryan Reyonlds and Parker Posey are a big part of why that film sucked ballz.

 

[Calvin]

Steve Carell's scene in Bruce Almighty.

 

[Carter]

You're kidding me, right? Ryan Reyonlds and Parker Posey are a big part of why that film sucked ballz.

I'm not kidding.
Blade was tired after the second film, which I can't stand.

At least they brought some humor to the table

 

[That-Guy]

Superman 3 and 4 - anytime Christopher Reeve was wearing the big red "S," the film still had some charm, even if it totally sucked otherwise

Daredevil - Colin Farrell's performance almost made this film watchable

Ocean's 12 - A crap sequel to one of my favorite heist movies, the cast is still likeable enough that I didn't totally hate the film

The Jurassic Park films - The dinosaurs made up for the fact that Spielberg watered down and then butchered the story and the characters. (I'm not even including JP3 here because not only was that film not even remotely based on a Crichton novel but it didn't even have good effects... it was like CGI Carnosaur).

 

[That-Guy]

I'm not kidding.
Blade was tired after the second film, which I can't stand.

At least they brought some humor to the table

I agree with you here. Blade 2 had almost NO story... what little there was, was just a petty attempt to tie together a bunch of action sequences. And by the end of it, everything that made Blade himself interesting in the first film was virtually gone. Trinity, while still a bad movie, at least introduced a few new characters and Reynold's Hannibal King was at least interesting and funny (although I have to admit, I got sick of hearing him say "f**k" every 5 seconds... I'm all for cussing up a storm in movies but in B:T, it just felt excessive and silly).

 

[Carter]

Yeah, I'm not saying it's a great movie but I enjoy it more than Blade 2

 

[huskerwebhead]

Flash Gordon - The Queen Soundtrack - nuff said

 

[KingOfDreams]

Flash Gordon - The Queen Soundtrack - nuff said

Flash!...Ahhh Ahhhhhh!