Badass One Liners

[Solidus]

I'm pretty certain she says "Lets rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She does say "Let's Rock!!!" I don't know how you could hear lets roar..? But still a Let's Rock is an awesome part to an awesome movie.

 

[Doctor Jones]

"The Rock is now a tourist attraction?"

Not really badass, but Connery's delivery is great.

 

[gwynplaine]

"F***k you, a$$hole."
(The Terminator.)

 

[Warhammer]

I mentioned this quote earlier, but I just found the clip. Enjoy.

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

this one is not really badass but i love it

"Nice ****in model!!" *grabs crotch*

"I NOW WHO I AM, IM A DUDE PLAYING A DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE"

"YOU WANNA GET NUTS,come on, lets get nuts"

"You are a vicious bastard, Rotelli...I'm glad you're dead."

 

[cryptic name]

"You know how once in a while you run into someone you shouldn't have ****ed with? Well that's me."
- Walt Kowalski, "Gran Torino"

 

[Ace of Knaves]

She does say "Let's Rock!!!" I don't know how you could hear lets roar..? But still a Let's Rock is an awesome part to an awesome movie.

I thought it was roar because she is like "Let's rooooooooooooooooock!!" and the "ck" gets drowned out by the gunfire. But yea rock is much better than roar

Laughing at me ay? I'll make you laugh for the rest of your life! *slashes mouth open*

-Ronnie Kray (The Krays)

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Pretty much anything from Robocop.

"Dead or alive you're coming with me"

 

[Eggyman]

I'd buy th^t for a dollar

Edit: Oooo, how could I forget....

Ninininninini... ninininini... nininininini *bang* Well give the man a hand!

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I'd buy th^t for a dollar

Edit: Oooo, how could I forget....

Ninininninini... ninininini... nininininini *bang* Well give the man a hand!

I love "I'll buy that for a dollar." lol Classic.

 

[Doctor Jones]

this one is not really badass but i love it

"Nice ****in model!!" *grabs crotch*

"I NOW WHO I AM, IM A DUDE PLAYING A DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE"

"YOU WANNA GET NUTS,come on, lets get nuts"

"You are a vicious bastard, Rotelli...I'm glad you're dead."

YES.

"And you know what happened to this guy, Jack? He made mistakes..."

Michael Keaton is The Man.

Anyone else dig both Bruce and Joker saying, "Nice place you got here... lot's of space."? What makes it better is Joker eyeing Vicki when he says "space."

 

[Eggyman]

YES.

"And you know what happened to this guy, Jack? He made mistakes..."

Michael Keaton is The Man.

Anyone else dig both Bruce and Joker saying, "Nice place you got here... lot's of space."? What makes it better is Joker eyeing Vicki when he says "space."

Of course! It's a great moment. I love that film

 

[Doctor Jones]

Good, I know some people grown about it.

"You way a little more than a 108."

 

[Eggyman]

Really?!

 

[LeperMessiah]

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"Mala Noche justice, meet Miami Justice"

 

[Wiseman]

"You fogocha boarding pass"

 

[CelticPredator]

That reminds me....


"No ticket."

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

"Nobody beats me in the kitchen"

UnderSiege 2

 

[CELTICPRED]

I've got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid whop ass, that you'll shi* snow for a year.

 

[PWN3R]

"Listen, kid, we're all in it together." Harry Tuttle - Brazil

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"I am the great Cornholio! I need T.P for my bunghole!"

 

[Hush]

When im done with him the hell i send him to will seem like Heaven.- Marv

Thats not word for word but its close.

 

[Doctor Jones]

"Nazis. I hate these guys!"

Classic.

"You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing else better to do."

Hands down of of the most badass lines in history. That conversation between Indy and Belloq is my favorite breather scene in the film. Bith actors are spot on, and I love how Ford just stares and says almost nothing, forcing having to listen to him.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Really?!

Yup. People complain about them being too similar there. It's perfect though. And above all it's subtle. It actually took me years to figure they said the same thing.

 

[Polux]

Well, I haven´t read the first two pages, but, here we go :

The Dark Knight :

"You wanna see a magic trick ?" - The Joker

"Batman has no limits" - Bruce Wayne

"I´m counting on it." *drops Maroni* - Batman

"Your honor, I´m not finished" - Harvey Dent

Actually, that movie is full of badassery....

And now, the one and only: Mr. Tyler Durden !!!

"Only after disaster can we be ressurected."

"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"

Tyler Durden: ***** damnation, man! ***** redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Narrator: OK. Give me some water!
Tyler Durden: Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or...
[shouts]
Tyler Durden: look at me... or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn.
Narrator: Please let me have it... *Please*!
Tyler Durden: First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy ***** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I ***** like you wanna *****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your *****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."

"God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas."

Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator: Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden: ***** Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So ***** off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.

Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. *****, I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

"[his face is soaked in blood; he is shaking it over Lou and screaming] You don't know where I've been. You don't know where I've been. Just let us have the basement, Lou!"

"Self improvement is *********ion. Now, self destruction... "

"Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!"

"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"

"Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... ***** with us."

Narrator: Bob is dead, they shot him in the head!
Tyler Durden: You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.

Not a line in the movie per se, but still :

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and *********ion. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler."

Tyler Durden : Badassery personified...t:

Polux