Badass One Liners

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Gordon: " We gotta go, she's fading away...."

Batman: "I brought MINE."

Gordon: "I'm gonna get me one of those...."

"Who are you?!!"

"I'm Batman"

Batman Begins was full of badass one-liners.

Too bad, some users at the Bat-Forums deem them as too cheesy and say that's why Goyer should stay away from writing screenplay for BB3.

"Swear to me!"

"Do I look like a cop?"

 

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[LeperMessiah]

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall! You need me on that wall! We use words like Honor, Code, Loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

 

[Dr Strange]

Yes...Considerably.

 

[dark_b]

one liners.............one liners.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Batman Begins was full of badass one-liners.

Too bad, some users at the Bat-Forums deem them as too cheesy and say that's why Goyer should stay away from writing screenplay for BB3.

"Swear to me!"

"Do I look like a cop?"

People need to give alot more credit to Goyer for writing BB. People always say, "But it was Nolan I tell you! He co wrote it! All the cheesy parts are Goyer!"

Goyer wrote a huge amount of BB's script. The leaked one is even credited to Goyer which is pretty much what we got.

 

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People need to give alot more credit to Goyer for writing BB. People always say, "But it was Nolan I tell you! He co wrote it! All the cheesy parts are Goyer!"

Goyer wrote a huge amount of BB's script. The leaked one is even credited to Goyer which is pretty much what we got.

Agreed, he needs to be given more credit.

Also, people alway say that TDK is better than BB because Goyer didn't write it and preferring Jonah Nolan as writer more.

I personally liked both BB and TDK but to be honest, I think BB is a better/more enjoyable film.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Badass one liners
look no futher than the LAST ACTION HERO

Jack Slater: Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?

Jack Slater: You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!

[after seeing a "Terminator 2" poster with Sylvester Stallone]
Danny Madigan: But... that was you! YOU were in that movie!
[a girl close-by hears them]
Girl: [to Jack] You were in a movie?
Jack Slater: Yes. It was called "The Girl of My Dreams". It starred you. As a matter of fact, there was this very romantic scene where we had dinner together.

Jack Slater: [breaks the Lieutenant Governor's nose] When the Governor gets here, call me.

Jack Slater: Why am I wasting time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like re-arranging my sock drawers? and two..... how you gonna snap your fingers when i break off both your thumbs

 

[Doctor Jones]

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[Doctor Jones]

Agreed, he needs to be given more credit.

Also, people alway say that TDK is better than BB because Goyer didn't write it and preferring Jonah Nolan as writer more.

I personally liked both BB and TDK but to be honest, I think BB is a better/more enjoyable film.

Nolan isn't the perfect writer people pass him off as. Is he a great one? Hell yes. But if you notice the repeat lines in TDK like "Playing things close to the chest" and "You either die a hero, or you live long enough..." and "Fair enough" is what happens in BB as well. So it's either Chris or maybe Jonah who did some uncredited work in BB. The fact is that Goyer was a major factor in BB's quality and success. Nolan is just a great filmmaker who complemented the script in his directing.

I think TDK is a bit more enjoyable and I prefer it. However, BB is still a fantastic film that blew my mind open when I first saw it.

 

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Predator is loaded with badass one-liners.

[after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]
Dutch: Stick around.

Dutch: [the Predator pulls off his mask] You're one... *ugly* motherf****r!

Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: [Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] You got time to duck?

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Dutch: Get to the Chopper!

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed ******s around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: [holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

 

[dark_b]

Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.

no matter how many times i saw the movie this line always gets me. its just so good. perfection from the 80's.

 

[returntovoid]

More badass one-liners from the 80's, this time it's Die Hard.

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r.

John McClane: No f****g s**t, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

John McClane: [huddled in an air vent, recalls his wife's invitation] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

[while crawling through a narrow ventilation shaft]
John McClane: Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

John McClane: Welcome to the party, pal.

[after witnessing Mr. Takagi's murder]
John McClane: [talking to himself] Why the f**k didn't you stop 'em, John? 'Cause then you'd be dead, too, a**hole.
John McClane: Geronimo, Motherf****r!

Marco: Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate.
[prepares to start shooting again when... ]
John McClane: [fires upwards several times riddling Marco with bullets. Marco drops dead on the table with bullets and wood splinters in him]
Thanks for the advice, pal.

 

[dark_b]

John McClane: No f****g s**t, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

hahahhaha. thats fantastic. thank god that Die Hard is every year on TV. those kids need to watch those movie. those disney movies dont have enough badass dialoge.

 

[Two-Face]

From Casino Royale:

Vesper: "It doesn't bother you? Killing all those people?"
James Bond: "Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did."

Mr. White: "Hello?"
James Bond: "Mr. White? We need to talk."
Mr. White: "Who is this?"
[a shot rings out. White's leg is shattered. He drops to the ground in obvious pain and drags himself toward the house. He is stopped at the steps by the feet of a man in a suit. He looks up to see Bond with a cell phone in one hand and an assault weapon in the other]
James Bond: "The name's Bond. James Bond..."


James Bond: "The job's done and the ***** is dead."

James Bond: "I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me."

 

[anrrd_2]

hahahhaha. thats fantastic. thank god that Die Hard is every year on TV. those kids need to watch those movie. those disney movies dont have enough badass dialoge.

WHAT WHAT!!! are you kidding? how is this not completely BA?

Spoiler

under da' sea! under da' sea! ev'ryting betta, down where its wet'a. take it from me!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"Somebody took me beddy bye basket!"

Disney's Aristocats

 

[anrrd_2]

ah. the classics....before disney sold out with all those cg movies....


....brother bear is one of disneys best movies of the last 10 yrs, CG movies included.

 

[Kane52630]

its not from a movie or a one liner but its from a recent interview from James Cameron

Of the future of filmmaking, he added: "Budgets may plunge, but I have already told the studio executives, 'I don't care if the highest-budgeted film of the year costs just $2m - as long as I'm the one making that motherf**ker, I'm happy'."

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

nothing beats these TV edits :

Yippie kay yay Mr. Falcon

I've Had It With These Monkey Fighting Snakes On This Monday To Friday Plane

 

[anrrd_2]

^nice!

 

[anrrd_2]

Arnold as Hamlet in "last action hero"

"To be or not to be?...Not to be." [explosion]

 

[Figs]

Predator is loaded with badass one-liners.

[after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]
Dutch: Stick around.

Dutch: [the Predator pulls off his mask] You're one... *ugly* motherf****r!

Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: [Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] You got time to duck?

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Dutch: Get to the Chopper!

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed ******s around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: [holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

You forgot one.

Mac: You're ghosting us mother ****er. You do it again, I'll bleed you...real quiet. Leave you here. Got it?!

 

[DawnWarrior]

More badass one-liners from the 80's, this time it's Die Hard.

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r.

John McClane: No f****g s**t, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

John McClane: [huddled in an air vent, recalls his wife's invitation] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

[while crawling through a narrow ventilation shaft]
John McClane: Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

John McClane: Welcome to the party, pal.

[after witnessing Mr. Takagi's murder]
John McClane: [talking to himself] Why the f**k didn't you stop 'em, John? 'Cause then you'd be dead, too, a**hole.
John McClane: Geronimo, Motherf****r!

Marco: Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate.
[prepares to start shooting again when... ]
John McClane: [fires upwards several times riddling Marco with bullets. Marco drops dead on the table with bullets and wood splinters in him]
Thanks for the advice, pal.

Not sure if this counts as bad-ass, but I still liked it:

John McClane: Four thousand terrorists in the world, and I gotta kill the one with feet smaller than my sister.