Batman: Haunted Knight "He calls himself "Scarecrow." Psychologist turned psychopath. He preys on the innocent and instills them with fear. "When I chose to wear my...costume, it was to prey on the CRIMINALS, and instill them with fear. "The irony is not lost on me..." Scarecrow: THAT way is a very nice way. It's pleasant down THIS way, too. Of course, people do go BOTH ways. Bruce: Jim! Good of you to make it. Barbara having a good time? Gordon: Yes, I suppose...thought I saw her playing pool with Harrison Ford. Bruce: He's a delight. Scarecrow: I know a man who had a dog. His dog told him to cut his family into pieces. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark! BARK! Jullian: Bruce. Were you ever bit by a dead bee? Bruce: What? No. A dead be is a...dead bee. Jullian: What about you, Mr. Pennyworth? Alfred: Yes, Miss, it was quite painful, actually. Jullian: What did you do? Alfred: I bit him back. Bruce: You...bit him back? Jullian: You're all right, Alfred. I can see why Bruce keeps you around. Alfred: Yes, Miss. ... Bruce: What was all that about a dead bee? Alfred: Miss Jullian apparently has an unique sense of humor--as well as a love for old film dialogue. Alfred: Oh, good show, sir. For a moment, I was afraid you'd had a rational thought. Scarecrow: See how they run. See how they run. She cut off their tails with a carving knife! Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Scarecrow: Little Miss Muffet...Little Jack Horner...The Three Little Kittens! Go. Goo. Goo. Gooosse. Mad Hatter: tWiNkLe, TwinKLe, LiTtLe BAT! HoW i WoNdEr WhErE yOu'Re At! Up AbOvE tHe WoRld YoU fLy--LiKe A tEaTrAy In ThE sKy! Mad Hatter: tHe QuEeN. OfF. oFf. OfF. ...wItH hIs HEAD! Batman: Tetch. I'm willing to give you a chance. Mad Hatter: tHe tImE hAs CoMe... Batman: Yes...to talk...of many things... Mad Hatter: oF sHoEs! Batman: No. The children. The MISSING children. Mad Hatter: --aNd ShIpS-- Batman: COOPERATE. Mad Hatter: --aNd SeAliNg WaX! "The demand was unnecessary. The singular solution is striking quickly. Relentlesly. Some would say...savagely. Innocent lives are at stake. Almost any means justifies the ends." "As the protector of Gotham City's residents--justice must be blind. Expedient. And severe. I have learned that my decisions cannot be encumbered by one's personal indulgences." Alfred: Did you lose your keys sir? Or did you merely wish to make certain I was awake at this hour? Ivy: Kind of...abrupt, weren't you? He was only offering you an opportunity... Batman: Lucius wouldn't have understood. No one could. I mad a PROMISE. To honor my parents. Somday to rid Gotham City of the crime that took their lives. Ivy: Is THAT how your parents would have wanted you to honor them? Batman: You wouldn't understand. No one could. Ivy: So you've said...so you've said... Joker: Ooo. Rough-housing. Missed me. Missed me. Now you gotta kiss me. Joker: I mean, no point in beating a dead horse, Batty old boy. Unless, of course, you like the tast of horse meat. Joker: Third floor. Everybody out. Garden supplies. Ladies' under-garments. And out Halloween showroom. Joker: And they say CRIMINALS are a "superstitious, cowardly lot." heh.