BATTLE ME!! ... through poetry

[knowsbleed]

Erzie, Erzie, king of New Jersey
You think that you're smart
But you're really very nerdy

You're not really German
You're not really Asian
You had a lot of sex
But she said it wasn't amazin'





All may participate as my skills reign supreme.

 

[knowsbleed]

There are numbers in your name
Who has numbers in their name?
It's that dirty, filthy Kane
He is the one to blame

He'll help you reach your goal
He'll dig you out of a hole
But in the very end it's your soul
He just stole

 

[KalMart]

Erzie, Erzie, king of New Jersey
You think that you're smart
But you're really very nerdy

You're not really German
You're not really Asian
You had a lot of sex
But she said it wasn't amazin'



All may participate as my skills reign supreme.



There are numbers in your name
Who has numbers in their name?
It's that dirty, filthy Kane
He is the one to blame

He'll help you reach your goal
He'll dig you out of a hole
But in the very end it's your soul
He just stole

Those are some valiant bids
But your skill-set hits the skids
You don't have it
Silly Rabbit
Your tricks are for kids

 

[KalMart]

G'nite!

 

[knowsbleed]

You think your avy's snazzy
But it's very S&Mish
Pick something more jazzy
Something less like a blemish

You have videos on the tube
I'm to bothered to watch any
But if any of them feature boobs
I'll watch one for a penny

 

[KalMart]

You think your avy's snazzy
But it's very S&Mish
Pick something more jazzy
Something less like a blemish

You have videos on the tube
I'm to bothered to watch any
But if any of them feature boobs
I'll watch one for a penny

It's "too bothered", not "to"
Man, who fathered you?
I've got a hunch
He wakes up for lunch
When the bell sounds at the petting zoo

 

[knowsbleed]

KalMart's rhymes are weak
They hurt my eyes and my brain
Please die in a fire

 

[KalMart]

KalMart's rhymes are weak
They hurt my eyes and my brain
Please die in a fire

How strong does that make
Your eyes and your brain
If something so weak
Can cause them such pain?

 

[KalMart]

Just foolin'. t:

 

[knowsbleed]

Kal, Kal, you think you have a good comeback
My spelling you attack and you don't hold back
I feel as though you have no tact
But I came to realize that you lack a true sack

 

[knowsbleed]

Just foolin'. t:

No you're NOT!

 

[Erzengel]

His name is knowsbleed
And he's not the best
All the Japenese women
Won't let him touch their breasts

When picking usernames
You could have been a lil finer
Instead of bleeding nose
It should be bleeding vagina

 

[KalMart]

Kal, Kal, you think you have a good comeback
My spelling you attack and you don't hold back
I feel as though you have no tact
But I came to realize that you lack a true sack

Looks like someone can't take the heat
In his own kitchen
'Cuz instead of steppin' up to the street
He's only down with b¡tchin'

(I am just messin' around, bro...don't take it to heart )

 

[knowsbleed]

Oh Erz, your talk is cheap
You tried so hard that I fell asleep
Everybody here loves you but they are all sheep
My name should be vaginas because you know that I get deep

So deep, so deep, put that ass to sleep
You tried to climb to reach me but the climb is too steep
You're the king of your mountain but your mountain is a junk heap
And now I'm done because I can't find anything else to rhyme with eep

 

[KalMart]

You could maybe call that clever
But that'd be a leap

 

[knowsbleed]

Beer will make it better!

 

[Erzengel]

Hey KB, your posts are sad
Unwitty, uninspired, I'm telling you pal
Past posters put you to shame
GR87, Blind Fury and even JAL

You need to go offline
And end this jabber
But if you like you can
Start stalking Jessica Alba

 

[KalMart]

His name is knowsbleed
And he's not the best
All the Japenese women
Won't let him touch their breasts

Chinese, Japanese,
Beg all you want
You can't touch these

 

[enterthemadness]

You think you all that.
And a bag of chips.
But you ain't nothing knowsbleed
You wish you were ice ice baby.
Cause at least you'd be something.
Instead you ain't even washed up.
You are low tide
When it's high tide.

^_^

 

[knowsbleed]

Little Erzie went to school and learned to engineer
The teacher said he was smart and gave little Erz a beer
The teacher took him into a closet
And left little Erz a deposit
And now a closet is little Erzie's biggest fear

 

[enterthemadness]

Named after him, you are.
Loved by many, perhaps you are.
Smart as him, you are not.
Yoda, you are not.

 

[knowsbleed]

oh gawd... I spit soda all over my comptuer monitor.

 

[enterthemadness]

Um okay...

 

[CJ]

Ya'll be trippin with these lame-ass rhymes.
Pathetic, man. Ya'll need to step in line.
Let a master poet show you how its done
And if ya'll don't like it, kiss the barrell of my gun.

Look at you Kal, with that flabby gut,
You got more chins than Jabba the Hut!
Seriously, Is there nothing you won't eat?
Give up son, Come on, just admit defeat.

Knowbleed, are you challenging me?
Big mistake man, I'll make you see.

You got: No game. No shame.
There's just no words to describe how lame.

You were breast-fed until you were 10
Played with Barbies, endowed like Ken

 

[KalMart]