My girlfriend dumped me

[jaguarr]

Suck my balls. I hate you!

Alright, then. :meow:

jag

 

[Erzengel]

I wish my vagina had hooks and teeth. Youre lucky!

I was going to post a picture of a face hugger but I don't want you to do a Female Torch on me.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I was going to post a picture of a face hugger but I don't want you to do a Female Torch on me.

10 9 8 and im breaking away, im all dressed up and im ready to play
7 6 5 4 and im all over you
counting 3 2 1 and im having fun.

 

[Daisy]

I wish my vagina had hooks and teeth. Youre lucky!

That doesn't really look like a vagina to me.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

That doesn't really look like a vagina to me.

I've seen some scary ones.

 

[Master Chief]

I saw a vagina with teeth, it was scary.

 

[Parker]

Who wants to bet this thread will hit 1,000+?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Shut up

 

[Master Chief]

But it was scary and it was real teeth. Like. Shane McGowan teeth and it could bite off a penis.

 

[Parker]

Shut up

Is that a pile of PMS I just stepped in?

 

[C. Lee]

That doesn't really look like a vagina to me.

Shhhh....don't let the kids know.....maybe they'll wait longer before they start fooling around.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Is that a pile of PMS I just stepped in?

No, it was a pile of I'll punch your dick out of your butthole. :meow:

 

[jaguarr]

That's one of the less scarier vaginas I've ever seen.

So true.

jag

 

[twylight]

You know I thought I was doing well dating a 24-year-old(I'm younger, going on 19)..

But apparently even in their mid 20s they're still immature, inconsiderate and fleighty.

How old do I have to go to find sanity? Over 30? I'm willing to do that, **** this drama bull****. I want a woman not a girl.

Okay, that might be the issue.

As someone who was in a relationship *of sorts* with someone 3 years younger than myself, it's not easy and maybe a little stressful.

SOme of her questions to herself might be:

Does he want to be with someone more his age?
He's so young does he know exactly what he wants?
How do I know he's not gonna want to try dating other people?
Is he as serious as I am about this?
Do I act to much like his mother?

Etc...

This makes it stressful on her end and is reason enough for her to break it off, also peer pressure....

 

[Master Chief]

Okay, that might be the issue.

As someone who was in a relationship *of sorts* with someone 3 years younger than myself, it's not easy and maybe a little stressful.

Does he want to be with someone more his age?
He's so young does he know exactly what he wants?
How do I know he's not gonna want to try dating other people?
Is he as serious as I am about this?

Etc...

Maxwell Smart is gay?

 

[Parker]

Is that a pile of PMS I just stepped in?

Yeah. Yeah, it definitely was.

 

[Daisy]

I've seen some scary ones.

I'll bow to your experience here.

 

[twylight]

Maxwell Smart is gay?

I was asking from her perspective ya dork!

Those are questions I asked myself, and she might be asking as well.

 

[Master Chief]

Oh. lol.

 

[Daisy]

So true.

jag

I've been misquoted!

I was thinking of the anatomy of the other sex...

 

[twylight]

Oh. lol.

This is the welcome I get after being 'gone' for so long?

 

[Master Chief]

This is the welcome I get after being 'gone' for so long?

I'm no good at random "omg hi lol"s. But anyway, uh...

Shweet.

 

[twylight]

I'm no good at random "omg hi lol"s. But anyway, uh...

Shweet.

Aww...^_^

Thank you!

*feels loved*

 

[jaguarr]

I've been misquoted!

I was thinking of the anatomy of the other sex...

I was just tryin' to help C. Lee out in steering the young 'un's away from teh secks.

jag

 

[C. Lee]

I was just tryin' to help C. Lee out in steering the young 'un's away from teh secks.

jag

Our hard work isn't appreciated.